The Dynamic Time Warping (DTW) distance is a popular measure of similarity for a variety of sequence data. For comparing polygonal curves $π, σ$ in $\mathbb{R}^d$, it provides a robust, outlier-insensitive alternative to the Fréchet distance. However, like the Fréchet distance, the DTW distance is not invariant under translations. Can we efficiently optimize the DTW distance of $π$ and $σ$ under arbitrary translations, to compare the curves' shape irrespective of their absolute location? There are surprisingly few works in this direction, which may be due to its computational intricacy: For the Euclidean norm, this problem contains as a special case the geometric median problem, which provably admits no exact algebraic algorithm (that is, no algorithm using only addition, multiplication, and $k$-th roots). We thus investigate exact algorithms for non-Euclidean norms as well as approximation algorithms for the Euclidean norm: - For the $L_1$ norm in $\mathbb{R}^d$, we provide an $\mathcal{O}(n^{2(d+1)})$-time algorithm, i.e., an exact polynomial-time algorithm for constant $d$. Here and below, $n$ bounds the curves' complexities. - For the Euclidean norm in $\mathbb{R}^2$, we show that a simple problem-specific insight leads to a $(1+\varepsilon)$-approximation in time $\mathcal{O}(n^3/\varepsilon^2)$. We then show how to obtain a subcubic $\widetilde{\mathcal{O}}(n^{2.5}/\varepsilon^2)$ time algorithm with significant new ideas; this time comes close to the well-known quadratic time barrier for computing DTW for fixed translations. Technically, the algorithm is obtained by speeding up repeated DTW distance estimations using a dynamic data structure for maintaining shortest paths in weighted planar digraphs. Crucially, we show how to traverse a candidate set of translations using space-filling curves in a way that incurs only few updates to the data structure.