Nicky is, seemingly, a priest who gets blackmailed into the world of organized crime along with his sister and kind of fail upwards against all odds.

Levy is the co-creator and co-star of Schitt’s Creek. But besides (ew) David Rose, he appeared in Happiest Season, the final season of Sex Education, and wrote, directed as well as starred in Good Grief. He was also a very good Emmy Awards host in 2024, and I don’t want people to forget about that. Have a good one!

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Morgan is Nicky’s sister and unfortunate partner in crime. Per the official description of the show, the two of them are “deeply incapable” and “in over their heads” in this high stakes world.

Ortega played Nadine on Welcome to Flatch and has been on a ton of your favorite television shows, including Succession, Party Down, What We Do in the Shadows, and The Four Seasons. She was also a very funny FBI agent in Another Simple Favor.

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Linda is Nicky and Morgan’s mother who happens to be running for local office.

Metcalf became famous on Roseanne (and then reprised her role on The Connors) and won three Emmy Awards for playing Jackie Harris on the sitcom. She was nominated for an Oscar, a BAFTA, and an Independent Spirit Award for Lady Bird as well as an Actor Award for Desperate Housewives. She also has two Tony Awards. Trophies aside, you might also know her best from Scream 2, Hacks, or The Big Bang Theory.

Natalie is Morgan and Nicky’s more traditionally competent sibling.

Quin was part of the recent Mad About You reboot, playing Mabel. Her other credits include some spooky scary movies like Knock at the Cabin, Hell of a Summer, and Torn Hearts. You might also recognize her from Greta Gerwig’s Little Women, Shithouse, or I’m Thinking Of Ending Things.

Perkins was nominated for every major acting award under the sun for her portrayal of Celia Hodes in the Showtime satire Weeds. (Twice at the Emmys, twice at the Screen Actors Guild, and three times at the Golden Globes.) You also know her comedy chops from Big, Sharp Objects, Minx, The Afterparty, GLOW, The Flintstones movie, and Another Simple Favor to name a few.

Max is Morgan’s boyfriend.

You’ve probably seen rumors on social media that Innanen is playing at least three different characters on Heated Rivalry season 2. For now, you can watch the Canadian actor, comedian, and former full-time TikTok creator as Paul Baker on the very very funny FX/Hulu series Adults. He was also in a Crave Original (eyes emoji) comedy called The Office Movers.