The Real Housewives of Rhode Island is already my entire personality, and now the show has secured its position as a new franchise favorite with some seriously iconic taglines.

Kelsey Swanson: “Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?”

Rulla Nehme Pontarell: “I have a blessed life, and I’m a loyal wife.”

Alicia Carmody: “Why settle for just a slice when you can have the whole damn pie?”

Ashley Iaconetti: “My life is like a rom-com, when I’m not crying I’m laughing.”

Rosie DiMare: “I used to report the news, but now I’m the headline”

Liz McGraw: “In the Ocean State, I dispense the weed and the truth.”

Jo-Ellen Tiberi: “I’m not trying to be mean, I just mean what I say.”

God bless them all.

In case, for some unfathomable reason, you haven’t watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island yet, it’s currently airing on Bravo and is truly amazing. Think: early days of RHONJ levels of incredible. Here’s the show’s log-line if you need more convincing: “Welcome to the Ocean State. It's America’s smallest, but don’t be fooled—the drama is wicked wild. In a place where everyone knows everyone, nothing is ever truly forgotten. Friendships are built over decades, loyalties are deeply rooted, and secrets are guarded at all costs…until betrayal strikes and the cracks show.”

As Andy Cohen put it at SXSW, “There is not a dud episode in the bunch. You’re going to love it. And I’m not over hyping. We were worried about saturation, like eight Housewives ago. It appears there is a market for new places.”