My late mother-in-law, god bless her, actually sent me this slightly risque church bulletin rib-ticker:
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,
โWhen I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.โ
So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A- Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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Song:
"Waiting for the End of the World" by "Elvis Coste...
C.G. played a cut off this last night and I DUG IT. Of course Thee Attractions are Thee best, but Huey Newton's backup band does a fine job on this masterpiece album.
7:47pm
willy:
Hi Medson and you lot. Some great songs be here!
How you gonna compete on price with free? This is why Mamdani is destroying the city.
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8:15pm
Karl:
I just saw this dude pour powdered Musical Dose into my drink as I was coming back to the bar. Question #1: is this safe? Question #2: is heโฆ into me?
I SOOOO love this kind of neo-glam that's coming out in the 2020s. Giyasi, these guys, etc. They absolutely get it and really add to the tradition rather than just aping it.
Listener comments!
: Does it come in a Mullet?
G'day medson & munted mates!
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medson:
โณ Scott_Oz @6:59
Good morning mate โ๏ธ๐ปmedson:
โณ Scott_Oz @6:59
Hopefully it doesprof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile: (\_/)
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medson! dopes!
medson:
โณ prof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile @7:00
Hola prof..... WelcomeScott From Boston: Good evening Meds!!
Pauly from Clifton: Hey medson, gang!
Fatherflot: Club Med Time!
medson:
โณ Scott From Boston @7:01
Geed evening sirScott From Boston:
โณ Fatherflot @7:01
This week weโre keeping our pants on I thinkmedson:
โณ Pauly from Clifton @7:01
Cheers Pauly, good to see yamedson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:01
Clothing optional as alwaysScott From Boston:
โณ medson @7:02
Well, you just gave him an opening so to speakmedson:
โณ Scott From Boston @7:01
Donald Duck attire strongly encouragedFatherflot:
โณ medson @7:03
Elton John '75 brahDJ Terre T:
โณ Song: "Inside A New" by "The Dharma Chain"
Heya medson ! Killa opener !!medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:04
Love itmedson:
โณ DJ Terre T @7:04
Hola TT, glad ya dig itmedson: Anyone got any illegal fireworks for the long weekend?
prof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile: โillegal fireworksโ is my middle name
Fatherflot:
โณ medson @7:05
Sorry, 1980: nysmusic.com...medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:07
Close enough ๐คฃCandy-O'67: Hey medson and everyone!
medson:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:08
What's happening Candy? WelcomeCandy-O'67:
โณ Song: "Trying to Please" by "The Spyrals"
Love these guys! So glad I got to see them in the CA desert!Andrew in Toronto:
โณ medson @7:05
Hi medson, and all others!medson:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:09
Right on!!!!Andrew in Toronto:
โณ Fatherflot @7:01
Hi FF!medson:
โณ Andrew in Toronto @7:09
Hey Andrew, good to see yaScott_Oz:
โณ Song: "Misty Woman" by "Aunt Cynthia's Cabin"
Nice deep thump!!medson:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:10
Ya can feel it in your plumsAndrew in Toronto:
โณ medson @7:10
Thanks.Scott From Boston:
โณ Song: "Misty Woman" by "Aunt Cynthia's Cabin"
Cleaning the kitchen and digging thisCro Mignon: Looking forward to seeing The Establishment Wig on tour. They do a killer version of Exile's 'Kiss You All Over'.
Evening, Medson and all Beat Pharmers. Hope you enjoy your long weekend don there.
Motobro:
โณ Song: "Misty Woman" by "Aunt Cynthia's Cabin"
Me likeummedson:
โณ Scott From Boston @7:12
Glad ya digCandy-O'67:
โณ Song: "Misty Woman" by "Aunt Cynthia's Cabin"
This is smokin'!Fatherflot: Hey Candy, Scottoz, ScottBoz, Andrew, Prof, Motobro
medson:
โณ Cro Mignon @7:12
Hell yeah and good to see ya. Thanks for checking inMotobro: MEDSON !!!
Aunt Cynthia is coming for you.
medson:
โณ Motobro @7:13
And she is Pissed!!!! what's happening moto?medson:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:13
๐จScott_Oz:
โณ medson @7:11
& I like it! ๐Garrity: Hey, medson!
This is divergent, necessary!
Scott_Oz:
โณ Fatherflot @7:13
Flotski! Cheers mate! ๐ป๐๐ค๐จ๐บHarry Parmenter: hey medson and doser nation. soundin' good.
medson:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:16
I'll try to remember at least one plum friendly track every weekFatherflot: Hey G-Man and Harry!
Davy Hoskins: Hey Meson. love you're show!
medson:
โณ Garrity @7:17
Welcome Garrity.... Good to see youHarry Parmenter:
โณ Fatherflot @7:18
hey Flotmedson:
โณ Harry Parmenter @7:17
thanks Harry and welcome sirmedson:
โณ Davy Hoskins @7:18
Thanks Davy, great fill-in just now as wellGarrity:
โณ Fatherflot @7:18
Hey, FF!Davy Hoskins:
โณ medson @7:19
Thank you so much.Scott_Oz:
โณ medson @7:17
Especially now it's getting colder downunder mate!๐ง๐ง
Zrp: Hi medson and all!
medson:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:21
Oh yeah. The weather reversal is upon us... bundle up hon.Fatherflot: Help me out, guys. Did I have this much whiskey on my pants when I left confession at 4:00?
yerfriendpaul: Hey medson, everyone!
medson:
โณ Zrp @7:21
Cheers zrp.medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:22
You never wear pants at confessionprof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile: @meds: every week i think to myself, โdamn, this is a great opening set.โ and iโm always right.
medson:
โณ yerfriendpaul @7:22
Hola Paul, good to see yaFatherflot:
โณ medson @7:22
Hey, the parish chose me, not the other way around, bub.Chop Scott: Howdy Medson!
medson:
โณ prof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile @7:22
Thanks prof... Appreciate that ๐Fatherflot:
โณ Chop Scott @7:23
Evening Chopprof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile: they wonโt call you โst peterโ if you wear pantsโฆ
medson:
โณ Chop Scott @7:23
Howdy back atcha. Thanks for being hereStu Rutherford: Hey medson & all!
medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:23
You have your half Nelson and your full Nelson. When you're pinned thats usually Father NelsonKickOutTheJams Joe: Yo Medson
medson:
โณ prof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile @7:24
๐คฃmedson:
โณ Stu Rutherford @7:25
Hey hey Stu, good to see yamedson:
โณ KickOutTheJams Joe @7:26
Hola Joe, welcomeFatherflot:
โณ prof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile @7:24
My late mother-in-law, god bless her, actually sent me this slightly risque church bulletin rib-ticker:A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,
โWhen I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.โ
So next Sunday he took the monsignors advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T"
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A- Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
KickOutTheJams Joe:
โณ Song: "Slow Suicide" by "Sisters of Your Sunshine Vapor"
Cool psych jamprof.fuzz in the fuZZZmobile: @ff: amen!
medson:
โณ KickOutTheJams Joe @7:28
๐Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "Slow Suicide" by "Sisters of Your Sunshine Vapor"
Echoplexin'Fatherflot: Thanks Medson!
medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:31
got ya pallyMike "Chop" Stix:
โณ Song: "The Right Profile" by "The Clash"
Just rolled in with the Chinese take-out and now it's radio on!Davy Hoskins:
โณ Song: "The Right Profile" by "The Clash"
freshman year High school I was all about this record.medson:
โณ Mike "Chop" Stix @7:36
Yum... Enjoy and I'll try not to ruin your appetiteScott_Oz: JAMMMMM!!!!
Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "That's Entertainment" by "The Jam"
For Mr. Fusion!!! - Second favorite band after the Buzzamacocksmedson:
โณ Davy Hoskins @7:36
Such a great album......Candy-O'67:
โณ Song: "That's Entertainment" by "The Jam"
My favorite Jam song!!๐๐medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:37
he can jam his Buzzcocks if ya ask me ๐คฃmedson:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:37
Glad ya dig itScott_Oz:
โณ Song: "That's Entertainment" by "The Jam"
If ya don't sing along ta this ya must be dead!Candy-O'67:
โณ Song: "So It Goes" by "Nick Lowe"
Kickin' out the hits tonight, meds!๐medson:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:41
once in a while hahahaCandy-O'67:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:41
Right, cobber!Fatherflot:
โณ Scott_Oz @7:41
BUT NOT STIFF!!!!Candy-O'67:
โณ medson @7:42
๐Davy Hoskins:
โณ medson @7:38
People say it would make a better single album. I say they're Crazy.Scott_Oz:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:42
๐ป๐๐ค๐จโ๐ปScott_Oz:
โณ Fatherflot @7:42
Just rotten.Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "Another Nail in My Heart" by "Squeeze"
I've been falling in love with this album all over again this past yearCandy-O'67:
โณ Fatherflot @7:43
So good!willy:
โณ Song: "So It Goes" by "Nick Lowe"
"If it's not Stiff, it ain't worth a fuck"!Fatherflot:
โณ willy @7:44
Soddin' right, mate!medson:
โณ willy @7:44
Preach !!!Garrity:
โณ Song: "Another Nail in My Heart" by "Squeeze"
Noice!Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "Waiting for the End of the World" by "Elvis Coste...
C.G. played a cut off this last night and I DUG IT. Of course Thee Attractions are Thee best, but Huey Newton's backup band does a fine job on this masterpiece album.willy: Hi Medson and you lot. Some great songs be here!
Fatherflot:
โณ Fatherflot @7:47
Lewis --- heh heh external-content.duckduckgo.com...Garrity:
โณ Fatherflot @7:27
LMFAO!That's goin to all my "alter boy" bros!๐คฃ
Fatherflot:
โณ Garrity @7:51
At Auld St. Taffy's???Garrity:
โณ Fatherflot @7:52
HTS Pangborn PL, HackFatherflot:
โณ Song: "Rampage" by "The Ravyns"
I appreciate the invasion of Freaky Friday by the skinny tie boys. Mo' vintage power pop comin' up later on Da Spot. . . . .medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:56
Robbie Benson in the middle? hahahaFatherflot:
โณ medson @7:56
sporting a Brenda Vaccaro cut, no less.medson:
โณ Fatherflot @7:57
๐คฃThe guy second to the end on the right looks like he's being held against his willCandy-O'67:
โณ Song: "My Life" by "D.O.G.S."
Heck yeah! Superb!!medson:
โณ Candy-O'67 @7:59
Reminder Records put this out if ya need itFatherflot:
โณ medson @7:59
It's the second-to-the-left guy whose gruesome visage and fulsome arm hair is gonna keep me up all night tonight.Candy-O'67: I think I got it when they played Goner 3 years ago! I need to look through my rekkids! Haha
Fatherflot:
โณ Fatherflot @8:01
He looks like a cross between Paul Stanley and a young Jay Leno -medson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:02
Amazing !!!๐คฃ?:
โณ Fatherflot @8:01
"What's with all these handsome grandsonsIn all these rock band magazines
What have they done with the fat ones
The bald and the goateed?"
- David Berman
Fatherflot:
โณ @8:04
Two Words: Casino Circuitmedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:05
Mike Sin and I used to follow the same circuit selling knock off hand bags and unstamped packs of smokesFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:09
Until that whole "cigarettes given" promo put you outta bizmedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:11
yeah... BastardsFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:12
How you gonna compete on price with free? This is why Mamdani is destroying the city.Karl: I just saw this dude pour powdered Musical Dose into my drink as I was coming back to the bar. Question #1: is this safe? Question #2: is heโฆ into me?
Fatherflot: This entire sette is perfect, Med.
medson:
โณ Karl @8:15
Answers are YES and HELL YESmedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:15
Glad you are digging it sir!!Cro Mignon:
โณ medson @7:59
Real 'Blink twice if you're in danger' energy in that poor fella. And he's stuck there in 1980. With the evil ringleader. Forever!'New Wave' was an unsavory genre!
medson:
โณ Cro Mignon @8:17
Hopefully he turned out ok. I'm still pulling for him in secretCro Mignon:
โณ medson @8:18
It's okay. He found his way into logistics. Or is that logistycs?medson:
โณ Cro Mignon @8:20
That's all that matters I supposeKarl:
โณ Song: "Rampage" by "The Ravyns"
Second from left is Paul Stanley no makeupKarl: Sorry I am late with this information
Fatherflot:
โณ Karl @8:25
That's what I said --- but that chin!!!! All I could think of was "young Jay Leno". His head looks like a stylized crescent moon.medson:
โณ Karl @8:26
Mention Jay Leno nowFatherflot:
โณ Song: "Biograph" by "Sunday Mourners"
Most StealyFatherflot:
โณ Song: "Biograph" by "Sunday Mourners"
Caffeinated Belle and Sebastian -- me likeymedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:26
That comment almost made me spit out my water WOWFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:27
Freaky Friday is all about "rebarbative radio" --- as my old WFHB cohost, Pappy Le Bas, used to say.medson:
โณ Song: "Don't Stop Movin'" by "Weird Bloom"
Loving this albumFatherflot:
โณ Song: "Don't Stop Movin'" by "Weird Bloom"
I SOOOO love this kind of neo-glam that's coming out in the 2020s. Giyasi, these guys, etc. They absolutely get it and really add to the tradition rather than just aping it.Candy-O'67:
โณ Song: "Don't Stop Movin'" by "Weird Bloom"
Haven't heard this before. Diggin' it!Candy-O'67:
โณ Fatherflot @8:32
They sure do! I love it too!Fatherflot:
โณ Candy-O'67 @8:32
You and me, Candy. We got ears.Candy-O'67:
โณ Fatherflot @8:33
๐๐๐๐medson:
โณ Song: "Happy" by "The Little Killers"
An all time fav album here. Cherish my copyCandy-O'67:
โณ Song: "Don't Stop Movin'" by "Weird Bloom"
What a fun cover too!Fatherflot:
โณ Candy-O'67 @8:33
Uh, and Medson and uh also all the other great DJs on the R&SS and da WFMUniverse!medson: Glad you guys are digging it
Fatherflot:
โณ medson @8:34
It's so greatFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:36
Yeah, I'm stealing this whole setmedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:36
Gives me a warm and fuzzyFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:37
This show is my book on what's going on right now in good rockmedson:
โณ Fatherflot @8:41
๐. Love your show as wellFatherflot:
โณ medson @8:43
I'm happy to be the meta-selector and goofballer feeding off more diligent crate-diggers. Hey, it's a lane and it's mine!A Bump in Burbank:
โณ Song: "Let Me Sleep" by "La Peste"
Classic Boston jams make my nipples hard.Cro Mignon:
โณ Fatherflot @8:26
Now there will be fresh nightmares of "Mac Tonight'. Just got over those!medson:
โณ A Bump in Burbank @8:50
This collection was put out on Wharf Cat Records... Sounds great too.Harry Parmenter: thx medson
Fatherflot:
โณ A Bump in Burbank @8:50
Yeah. The GREAT Scott from Boston reminded me of this band last month. So grateful!Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "Thanks for listening and hanging here on a freaky...
That picture looks like "The Patio" at Hackensack High School, circa 1978.Fatherflot:
โณ Song: "Thanks for listening and hanging here on a freaky...
Thanks for hyping DC --- great show the Wizard of Neosho, MO!medson: Thanks for listening pals
Karl:
โณ Song: "Running Back" by "Thin Lizzy"
Perfect songCandy-O'67:
โณ Song: "Running Back" by "Thin Lizzy"
๐๐๐โจ๐Pauly from Clifton: Thanks medson! Perfect tunes for a cold and wet Freaky Friday!
Candy-O'67: Thx meddy! Killa show tonight!๐ฅ๐ฅโก
Cro Mignon: Adios. Thanks for the dose, Medson.
Scott_Oz: Thanks medson! Been in Trash Cult fa last half so seeya later in archives mate!
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medson: You fokes rock..... see ya's all next week
Candy-O'67:
โณ Scott_Oz @8:56
See ya, Scotty!โ๐ปKarl:
โณ medson @8:26
Paul Stanley = Jay Leno minus the gonomedson:
โณ Scott_Oz @8:56
Thanks for always hitting the archives pal....Fatherflot:
โณ Karl @8:55
U Ced it, broKarl: I am terrible at math, I meant Jay + gono
Fatherflot:
โณ Karl @8:57
Plus platform boots and hipjoint implantsFatherflot:
โณ Song: "Running Back" by "Thin Lizzy"
Phil in a bit of a Van Morrison mode.medson: Good night all
Garrity: Thanks, meds!
Candy-O'67:
โณ Fatherflot @8:58
Ha!