惯性聚合 高效追踪和阅读你感兴趣的博客、新闻、科技资讯
阅读原文 在惯性聚合中打开

推荐订阅源

V
Visual Studio Blog
Recent Announcements
Recent Announcements
雷峰网
雷峰网
The GitHub Blog
The GitHub Blog
罗磊的独立博客
月光博客
月光博客
J
Java Code Geeks
A
About on SuperTechFans
Microsoft Security Blog
Microsoft Security Blog
D
Docker
OSCHINA 社区最新新闻
OSCHINA 社区最新新闻
F
Fortinet All Blogs
U
Unit 42
C
Check Point Blog
Martin Fowler
Martin Fowler
有赞技术团队
有赞技术团队
博客园 - 叶小钗
Cyber Security Advisories - MS-ISAC
Cyber Security Advisories - MS-ISAC
酷 壳 – CoolShell
酷 壳 – CoolShell
Blog — PlanetScale
Blog — PlanetScale
大猫的无限游戏
大猫的无限游戏
让小产品的独立变现更简单 - ezindie.com
让小产品的独立变现更简单 - ezindie.com
阮一峰的网络日志
阮一峰的网络日志
MyScale Blog
MyScale Blog

Rolling Stone

Nancy Sinatra Slams Trump for Sharing Frank Sinatra ‘My Way’ Video: ‘Sacrilege’ Karol G Brings J Balvin, Ryan Castro, Peso Pluma Out at Coachella, Announces Tour Long-Shelved Series ‘The Savant’ Finally Arriving on Apple TV This Summer F1 Star Charles Leclerc Flaunts ‘Track-to-Street’ Style In New Nahmias x PUMA Campaign ‘Nine Inch Noize’ Is Trent Reznor’s EDM Victory Dance See Olivia Rodrigo Debut ‘Drop Dead’ Live During Addison Rae’s Coachella Set Inside the Twisted Life of Roald Dahl ‘The Pitt’ Star Isa Briones Is Ready to Give Her Stethoscope a Break How Iranians View the War: ‘We Are All Exhausted’ Kacey Musgraves Takes Coachella to the ‘Middle of Nowhere’ with First Set in Seven Years V: ‘I Gave My All to Create This Album’ Tory Lanez Sues California Prison System for $100 Million Over Stabbing Trump Signs Executive Order to Expedite Testing of Psychedelics Use to Combat PTSD Dante Spinetta’s New Album Is About ‘When Life Vanquishes Chaos’ Where to Watch WWE Wrestlemania 42 Online Man Accused of Killing Jam Master Jay Considers Guilty Plea: Report D4vd Arrested After a Seven-Month Investigation: How We Got Here Miley Cyrus Taps Former ‘Hannah Montana’ Impersonator, Lainey Wilson, for ‘Younger You’ Olivia Rodrigo, Tom Waits, Tyla, and All the Songs You Need to Know This Week Kanye West’s Poland Concert Canceled in Latest Setback to European Tour Jack White Wore Rock & Roll Boots He Helped Design During His Surprise Coachella Set Vincent Neil Emerson on What Steve Earle Told Him About His Songs María Zardoya’s Not for Radio Drops Spring-Ready EP ‘Bloom’ Don Schlitz, Songwriter of Kenny Rogers’ ‘The Gambler,’ Dead at 73 Frank Zappa Estate Revives Vaulternative Records for Unreleased 1966 Studio Session Record Store Day 2026: The 25 Best Exclusives How to Watch ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Season 18 Finale Online Sombr Reflects on an Improbable Relationship in Expressive Single ‘Potential’ Demi Lovato Finds Her Groove in Sultry Single ‘Low Rise Jeans’ Olivia Rodrigo References the Cure, Falls Hard on New Single ‘Drop Dead’
Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roast Pete Hegseth, Ka...
Emily Zemler · 2026-04-29 · via Rolling Stone

Get 'Em

"Bobby, please Bobby! Can I see my brother one last time? He's in your freezer," Triumph shouted at RFK Jr.

Although the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was cut short due to a shooter, guests still walked the red carpet at the annual event on Saturday night. The Daily Show sent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog as their correspondent and Robert Smigel-voiced character used the opportunity to roast everyone from Pete Hegseth to Robert Kennedy Jr. to Karoline Leavitt.

In the clip, aired on The Daily Show last night, Triumph takes aim at the guests and the event itself, which he describes as “an annual gathering of the press, or in tonight’s case fondly remembers, free speech.”

Triumph first speaks to a few actual news correspondents, including CNN’s Sara Sidner and Fox News’ Peter Doocy. “What a night, no comedians,” Triumph says to Doocy. “We don’t need comedians. We have a mentalist. And do you think Trump’s going to tell some jokes, like how he won the Iran war and how gas prices are going down?”

Most of the people Triumph chats with don’t actual respond to his jokes, including Sean Duffy and Cheryl Hines. “Cheryl, what’s special about this night other than it’s the only celebrity party you’re invited to anymore?” Triumph asks a horrified Hines. Her husband RFK Jr. refuses to acknowledge Triumph as he shouts, “Bobby, please Bobby! Can I see my brother one last time? He’s in your freezer.”

Triumph also jokes about Hegseth’s drinking problem, Leavitt no longer having a soul, and Kash Patel doing cocaine. “You can tell that some of the most powerful people in Washington are here tonight because all of the escort services have switched to surge pricing,” Triumph quips.

Trending Stories

On Monday night, Triumph appeared on The Daily Show to recount his experience at the event, which was cancelled when it was interrupted by a shooter. Donald and Melania Trump were rushed off the stage inside the Washington Hilton ballroom and evacuated, and many journalists shared their experiences ducking and hiding.

“Were you worried about getting killed?” Jon Stewart asked Triumph on Monday. “Yes,” Triumph replied. “But mostly because I didn’t want RFK Jr. to eat my carcass. It’s not the way you want to go, Jon.”