In his study of generalised permutahedra, Postnikov considered the mixed volumes of hypersimplices, giving rise to the family of mixed Eulerian numbers. It comprises usual Eulerian numbers, binomial coefficients, Catalan numbers, and the large family of hit numbers. Nadeau and Tewari further gave a polynomial refinement of these, the remixed Eulerian numbers, which recover the natural $q$-analogs of these special families. Using a probabilistic model, we give several formulas for remixed Eulerian numbers for certain subfamilies, extending the known formulas for $q$-hit numbers due to Garsia and Remmel.