I opened my front door and a gray squirrel was right there, centre of the porch not a meter away. It looked right at me; then without reason put one little paw on its heart like it was pledging fealty. We stood there staring at each other for half a minute before without anxiety, it scampered towards the hedge. Q: Am I required now to buy it a Tippy bow? And while I have the proportional programming strength of a programmer is that enough for squirrel shenanigans?