I'm Johan Halse: web developer, feared duelist, renowned lover, compulsive liar. I made this fat footer because that's how footers are supposed to look these days!

While you're here, consider following me on Mastodon. Am I always correct on Mastodon? No. But am I always hilarious? Also no. But I'm angling for enough followers to credibly call myself a "thought leader" and retire to a quiet life of picking shameful public fights with JavaScript celebrities.

If Mastodon's not your jam, maybe star one of my GitHub repos. It's really the least you can do.

Also: if you found my technical writing interesting, you should know that I founded a company called Varvet many years ago and they're still going, so give them a buzz if you want help with web stuff.

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