Downlink bottlenecks motivate onboard systems that prioritize hazards without transmitting raw pixels. We study a strict setting where a ground station uplinks only compact embeddings plus metadata, and an onboard system performs vector search to triage new captures. We ask whether this embedding-only pipeline remains useful under explicit remote-sensing shift: cross-time (pre/post-event), cross-event/location (different disasters), cross-site cloud (15 geographic sites), and cross-city AOI holdout (buildings). Using OlmoEarth embeddings on a scaled public multi-task benchmark (27 Sentinel-2 L2A scenes, 15 cloud sites, 5 SpaceNet-2 AOIs; 10 seeds), we find that all effective methods rely on the same uplinked embeddings, but the optimal decision head is task-dependent: kNN retrieval is significantly superior for cloud classification (0.92 vs. centroid 0.91; p<0.01, Wilcoxon), while class centroids dominate temporal change detection (0.85 vs. retrieval 0.48; p<0.01). These results show that embedding-only uplink is the key enabler--once embeddings are onboard, the system can select the best head per task at no additional uplink cost, with all telemetry under 1 KB per query.