2 FOLLOWER MILESTONE CELEBRATION!!!!!!

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

To celebrate I’m going to delete this blog 🥳

Petition to start a GoFundMe for @weirdoughnut’s mandatory therapy

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

tumblr user skipsnip

i am in love with you

mystery donut your reblogs murdered a man

fucking. free me or kill me I no longer care about the difference

“This post is not a post of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

i would like to contribute to this post’s beautiful length as well here’s a picture from my random saved photos

(have to share this picture bc as soon as i uploaded it i realized i was in fact shrimping :o) whoops)

We’re getting so close everyone. So close. Going to need to find something special for the 30k celebrations