starstruckodysseys : if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly And that’s very much because people very much truly do not understand Tumblr madness. Which is why I don’t want so-called “regular people” coming here, because I think they’ll think “oooooo nerdy gay people being random lol” and they’ll say some fully nonsensical shit expecting everyone to jump in on it And like it may even work for a few people. But Tumblr thrives on Commitment To The Bit and you don’t choose what bit Tumblr is gonna commit to. The people choose that. Every year for a month I’m apparently an immortal vampire at new year’s. I’m not immortal I’m not a vampire But I shall commit to the bit What freaking year is it? Is it □|^\? Is it 0e56? Who remembers these things when they change so fast If one doesn’t know the bit, it can seem random. But we’re weird in *specific* ways 🤭❤️