You’re standing in the aisle, holding two boxes. In one is a LEGO Star Destroyer set. In the other, a box of fusilli. You shake them both. The same hollow, plasticky rattle of dozens of individual hard pieces that would hurt like a b—h if stepped on. You rattle and rattle, and then it clicks. […] The post How a Guy Used Pasta to Steal $34,000 in LEGO Sets appeared first on VICE .