Thorup [FOCS'01, JACM'04] and Klein [SODA'01] independently showed that there exists a $(1+ε)$-approximate distance oracle for planar graphs with $O(n (\log n)ε^{-1})$ space and $O(ε^{-1})$ query time. While the dependency on $n$ is nearly linear, the space-query product of their oracles depend quadratically on $1/ε$. Many follow-up results either improved the space \emph{or} the query time of the oracles while having the same, sometimes worst, dependency on $1/ε$. Kawarabayashi, Sommer, and Thorup [SODA'13] were the first to improve the dependency on $1/ε$ from quadratic to nearly linear (at the cost of $\log^*(n)$ factors). It is plausible to conjecture that the linear dependency on $1/ε$ is optimal: for many known distance-related problems in planar graphs, it was proved that the dependency on $1/ε$ is at least linear. In this work, we disprove this conjecture by reducing the dependency of the space-query product on $1/ε$ from linear all the way down to \emph{subpolynomial} $(1/ε)^{o(1)}$. More precisely, we construct an oracle with $O(n\log(n)(ε^{-o(1)} + \log^*n))$ space and $\log^{2+o(1)}(1/ε)$ query time. Our construction is the culmination of several different ideas developed over the past two decades.