We revisit self-adjusting external memory tree data structures, which combine the optimal (and practical) worst-case I/O performances of B-trees, while adapting to the online distribution of queries. Our approach is analogous to undergoing efforts in the BST model, where Tango Trees (Demaine et al. 2007) were shown to be $O(\log\log N)$-competitive with the runtime of the best offline binary search tree on every sequence of searches. Here we formalize the B-Tree model as a natural generalization of the BST model. We prove lower bounds for the B-Tree model, and introduce a B-Tree model data structure, the Belga B-tree, that executes any sequence of searches within a $O(\log \log N)$ factor of the best offline B-tree model algorithm, provided $B=\log^{O(1)}N$. We also show how to transform any static BST into a static B-tree which is faster by a $Θ(\log B)$ factor; the transformation is randomized and we show that randomization is necessary to obtain any significant speedup.