We make a connection between multicalibration and property elicitation and show that (under mild technical conditions) it is possible to produce a multicalibrated predictor for a continuous scalar distributional property $Γ$ if and only if $Γ$ is elicitable. On the negative side, we show that for non-elicitable continuous properties there exist simple data distributions on which even the true distributional predictor is not calibrated. On the positive side, for elicitable $Γ$, we give simple canonical algorithms for the batch and the online adversarial setting, that learn a $Γ$-multicalibrated predictor. This generalizes past work on multicalibrated means and quantiles, and in fact strengthens existing online quantile multicalibration results. To further counter-weigh our negative result, we show that if a property $Γ^1$ is not elicitable by itself, but is elicitable conditionally on another elicitable property $Γ^0$, then there is a canonical algorithm that jointly multicalibrates $Γ^1$ and $Γ^0$; this generalizes past work on mean-moment multicalibration. Finally, as applications of our theory, we provide novel algorithmic and impossibility results for fair (multicalibrated) risk assessment.