We prove that there is a randomized polynomial-time algorithm that given an edge-weighted graph $G$ excluding a fixed-minor $Q$ on $n$ vertices and an accuracy parameter $\varepsilon>0$, constructs an edge-weighted graph~$H$ and an embedding $η\colon V(G)\to V(H)$ with the following properties: * For any constant size $Q$, the treewidth of $H$ is polynomial in $\varepsilon^{-1}$, $\log n$, and the logarithm of the stretch of the distance metric in $G$. * The expected multiplicative distortion is $(1+\varepsilon)$: for every pair of vertices $u,v$ of $G$, we have $\mathrm{dist}_H(η(u),η(v))\geq \mathrm{dist}_G(u,v)$ always and $\mathrm{Exp}[\mathrm{dist}_H(η(u),η(v))]\leq (1+\varepsilon)\mathrm{dist}_G(u,v)$. Our embedding is the first to achieve polylogarithmic treewidth of the host graph and comes close to the lower bound by Carroll and Goel, who showed that any embedding of a planar graph with $\mathcal{O}(1)$ expected distortion requires the host graph to have treewidth $Ω(\log n)$. It also provides a unified framework for obtaining randomized quasi-polynomial-time approximation schemes for a variety of problems including network design, clustering or routing problems, in minor-free metrics where the optimization goal is the sum of selected distances. Applications include the capacitated vehicle routing problem, and capacitated clustering problems.