Microaggregation is a method to coarsen a dataset, by optimally clustering data points in groups of at least $k$ points, thereby providing a $k$-anonymity type disclosure guarantee for each point in the dataset. Previous algorithms for univariate microaggregation had a $O(k n)$ time complexity. By rephrasing microaggregation as an instance of the concave least weight subsequence problem, in this work we provide improved algorithms that provide an optimal univariate microaggregation on sorted data in $O(n)$ time and space. We further show that our algorithms work not only for sum of squares cost functions, as typically considered, but seamlessly extend to many other cost functions used for univariate microaggregation tasks. In experiments we show that the presented algorithms lead to real world performance improvements.