跟孩子对话的时候，如果遇到以下几个秘密词组，就会像超冷的 YouTube 综艺节目效果那样触发我的唱歌行为。

触发一​

老大：I want to get a milkshake.
老爸：Alright, I will buy you one this time.
老二：Hey! What about me?!
老爸：

触发二​

老大：Dad, can I ask you something?
老爸：Okay, what?
老大：Can I not go to practice today?
老爸：

（Tell me 歪衣？）

触发三​

老二：Do we have any schedule this weekend?
老爸：Why do you ask?
老二：Can we go play 太鼓达人¹ this Saturday?
老爸：

（Maybe yes~ maybe no~）

触发四​

老爸：You don't seem very happy. Anything happened at school?
老大：Nothing.
老爸：

（No~thing!）

我知道我这样相当 low，但是这就是不由自主的尴尬老爸行为²。