Current video foundation models, including the strongest self-supervised models such as V-JEPA2, fail to capture how humans organize social information in dynamic scenes. For example, across a range of diverse vision models tested, none were able to predict human similarity judgments to social video clips as well as a sentence embedding model of the caption text (MPNet). We show this gap in vision model performance can be closed by a compact behavioral supervisory signal. We introduce behavioral geometric supervision (BGS): a hybrid objective that constrains local and global pairwise embedding geometry to match the relational similarity structure across videos. We apply this method using a new human similarity dataset, containing 49,484 odd-one-out judgments from 250 naturalistic social video clips, and low-rank adaptation across four ViT backbones (V-JEPA 2/2.1, TimeSformer, VideoMAE, and CLIP). We find that one of the best fine-tuned models, V-JEPA 2.1, nearly triples in performance compared to the pre-trained baseline and reaches close to the noise ceiling, exceeding the strongest sentence-embedding baseline. In addition, finetuned models (i) capture unique variance in human judgments that caption-based language embeddings do not, (ii) develop interpretable social-affective attributes (valence, arousal, and dominance) despite never being trained on any of these attributes, (iii) zero-shot transfer to a separate dataset of out-of-distribution abstract social interactions, and (iv) shift spatial attention from scene context to socially informative regions (faces, gaze, and interacting bodies). A matched language-distillation control fails to reproduce these gains, ruling out caption transfer as the mechanism. Our results show how a modest amount of human behavioral data can steer video models toward human-like social visual understanding.