You need to come up with something novel and compelling, like testing frontier ai model's image generation capabilities with an interesting prompt e.g. 'an octopus on a surfboard'

But did you know, if you noticed everyone alive for 1 second you would spend 250 years at the task.

Apparently you’re not saying things that people find sufficiently interesting. Have you checked the “new” tab? There’s a lot of competition. What makes you that much more entitled to anyone’s attention than all the other people trying to get noticed?

Supposing your assertion is correct, isn't it equally plausible that "we" are constantly addressing how impossible it is to be noticed on here, but "we" also are not noticing it because it is impossible to be noticed? :)