We present a systematic study of fine-tuning OpenAI's Whisper large-v3 for Swiss German ASR, using 1,367 hours of broadcast speech paired with Standard German subtitles as weak supervision. Through 16 iterative training runs on an NVIDIA DGX Spark (Grace Blackwell, 128 GB unified memory, up to 1 PFLOP FP4), we compare LoRA and full fine-tuning of the 1.55B-parameter model, investigate hallucination root causes, and quantify the effect of data quality, subtitle alignment, and training strategy. Our best model achieves 25.6% measured WER on the All Swiss German Dialects Test Set (ASGDTS) in an honest evaluation on strictly disjoint data. A harmonized error analysis separating genuine errors from valid stylistic variation (tense, word order, Swiss orthography) yields a content WER (cWER) of 13.8%, counting only actual recognition failures. Bias-corrected estimation reduces this to 8.5%, suggesting the true error rate is roughly one third of measured WER. We demonstrate that published state-of-the-art Swiss German ASR results (17.1-17.5% WER) are inflated by benchmark contamination: a vanilla Whisper model self-trained on the ASGDTS test set with zero Swiss German data achieves 13.88% WER, surpassing all published systems. Experiments with Phi-4-multimodal show an even stronger memorization effect (3.9% WER), revealing that the benchmark primarily measures convention matching rather than dialectal comprehension. We release two models, a LoRA adapter (25.32% WER, 13.9% cWER) and a full fine-tuned model (25.60% WER, 13.8% cWER), among the few publicly available, honestly evaluated Whisper models for Swiss German, under Apache 2.0 with full reproducibility, requiring no institutional data agreements.