We study how informal surface forms degrade NLI accuracy in ELECTRA-small (14M) and RoBERTa-large (355M) across four transforms applied to SNLI and MultiNLI: slang substitution, emoji replacement, Gen-Z filler tokens, and their combination. Slang substitution (replacing formal words with informal equivalents, e.g., "going to" -> "gonna", "friend" -> "homie") causes minimal degradation (at most 1.1pp): slang vocabulary falls largely within WordPiece coverage, so the tokenizer handles it without signal loss. Emoji replaces content words with Unicode characters that ELECTRA's WordPiece tokenizer maps to [UNK], destroying the input signal before any learned parameters see it (93.6% of emoji examples contain at least one [UNK], mean 2.91 per example). Noise tokens (no cap, deadass, tbh) are fully in-vocabulary but absent from NLI training data, consistent with the model assigning them inferential weight they do not carry. The two failure modes respond to different interventions: preprocessing recovers emoji accuracy by normalizing text before tokenization; augmentation handles noise by exposing the model to noise-bearing examples during training. A hybrid of both achieves 88.93% on the combined variant for ELECTRA on SNLI (up from 75.88%), with no statistically significant drop on clean text. Against GPT-4o-mini zero-shot, unmitigated ELECTRA is significantly worse on transformed variants (p < 0.0001); hybrid ELECTRA surpasses it across all SNLI variants and reaches statistical parity on MultiNLI.