The Muon optimizer has received considerable attention for its strong performance in training large language models, yet the design principle behind its matrix-gradient orthogonalization remains largely elusive. In this paper, we introduce a surrogate model that not only sheds new light on the design of Muon, but more importantly leads to a new optimizer. In the same spirit as the derivation of Newton's method, the surrogate approximates the loss as a quadratic function of the perturbation to a weight matrix $W$ using only three matrices: the gradient $G$, an output-space curvature matrix $H$, and the data matrix $Z$ that stacks the layer inputs. By minimizing this surrogate in one step and adopting a certain isotropic assumption on the weights, we obtain the closed-form update rule (up to momentum and weight decay) $W \leftarrow W - η\cdot \mathrm{msgn}(G(ZZ^\top)^{-1})$, where $η$ is the learning rate and $\mathrm{msgn}(X)=UV^\top$ if $X=USV^\top$ is a compact singular value decomposition. This new optimization method, which we refer to as Newton-Muon, shows that standard Muon can be interpreted as an implicit Newton-type method that neglects the right preconditioning induced by the input second moment. Empirically, on a reproduction of the earliest publicly released Modded-NanoGPT speedrun configuration using Muon for GPT-2 pretraining, Newton-Muon reaches the target validation loss in 6\% fewer iteration steps and reduces wall-clock training time by about 4\%.