Modern data warehouses extend SQL with semantic operators that invoke large language models on each qualifying row, but the per-row inference cost is prohibitive at scale. Model cascades reduce this cost by routing most rows through a fast proxy model and delegating uncertain cases to an expensive oracle. Existing frameworks, however, require global dataset access and optimize a single quality metric, limiting their applicability in distributed systems where data is partitioned across independent workers. We present two adaptive cascade algorithms designed for streaming, per-partition execution in which each worker processes its partition independently without inter-worker communication. SUPG-IT extends the SUPG statistical framework to streaming execution with iterative threshold refinement and joint precision-recall guarantees. GAMCAL replaces user-specified quality targets with a learned calibration model: a Generalized Additive Model maps proxy scores to calibrated probabilities with uncertainty quantification, enabling direct optimization of a cost-quality tradeoff through a single parameter. Experiments on six datasets in a production semantic SQL engine show that both algorithms achieve F1 > 0.95 on every dataset. GAMCAL achieves higher F1 per oracle call at cost-sensitive operating points, while SUPG-IT reaches a higher quality ceiling with formal guarantees on precision and recall.