Sparse rewards present a difficult problem in reinforcement learning and may be inevitable in certain domains with complex dynamics such as real-world robotics. Hindsight Experience Replay (HER) is a recent replay memory development that allows agents to learn in sparse settings by altering memories to show them as successful even though they may not be. While, empirically, HER has shown some success, it does not provide guarantees around the makeup of samples drawn from an agent's replay memory. This may result in minibatches that contain only memories with zero-valued rewards or agents learning an undesirable policy that completes HER-adjusted goals instead of the actual goal. In this paper, we introduce Or Your Money Back (OYMB), a replay memory sampler designed to work with HER. OYMB improves training efficiency in sparse settings by providing a direct interface to the agent's replay memory that allows for control over minibatch makeup, as well as a preferential lookup scheme that prioritizes real-goal memories before HER-adjusted memories. We test our approach on five tasks across three unique environments. Our results show that using HER in combination with OYMB outperforms using HER alone and leads to agents that learn to complete the real goal more quickly.