We present a comprehensive structural analysis of the Collatz conjecture through ~1014 computational experiments yielding 630 formal results. By systematically deploying 29 distinct mathematical paradigms--including transfer operator spectral theory, S-unit equations, p-adic interpolation, martingale methods, modular sieving, formal language theory, cascade algebra, discrete logarithm obstruction, and Diophantine approximation--we establish a Paradigm Exhaustion Theorem: every known framework for promoting distributional convergence ("almost all orbits descend") to pointwise convergence ("all orbits descend") encounters an irreducible structural obstruction when applied to the Syracuse map. On the unconditional side, we prove: (i) the Syracuse transfer operator has a uniform spectral gap for all M, implying equidistribution modulo any power of 2; (ii) any nontrivial cycle of length L satisfies D > 2^F for all L >= 3, giving ord_D(2) > F and F+1 distinct residues mod D; (iii) divergent starting points have natural density 0 and Hausdorff dimension ~0.68; (iv) the formal language of divergent-compatible v-sequences is not context-free; (v) cylinder-averaged density-1 convergence is proved unconditionally via spectral contraction on the invariant core I_2; (vi) a discrete logarithm triple filter achieves 100% cycle blockage for all L tested. We identify the Distributional-to-Pointwise Gap as the irreducible core and prove it equivalent to the divergence component. The modular sieve is permanently nonempty via the Mersenne Bypass. The present work is not a proof of the Collatz conjecture; it characterizes why the conjecture resists proof. The 29-paradigm exhaustion constitutes the most comprehensive structural survey of Collatz attack surfaces to date. Produced through human-LLM collaboration; see Section 12.