Ordering something online in 2026:

• Shop: You left some items in your cart.
• Shop: Your order has been received, awaiting payment.
• Shop: Payment received, your order is confirmed.
• Shop: Your order has been packed.
• Shop: Shipping has been booked.
• Courier: We’re expecting your parcel.
• Shop: Your order has been dispatched.
• Courier: We have your parcel.
• Courier: Your parcel has left its country of origin.
• Courier: Your parcel has entered your country.
• Courier: Your parcel has passed customs.
• Courier: Your parcel is at your local delivery hub, for delivery tomorrow.
• Courier: Your parcel is out for delivery.
• Shop: Your parcel is due for delivery today.
• Courier: Your parcel has been delivered.
• Shop: Your parcel has been delivered.
• Shop: Confirm you have received your parcel.
• Courier: Rate your delivery service.
• Shop: Rate your product.
• Shop: Don’t forget to spend the ShippyShopPoints™ your earned with your last order.

I’m surprised the UK government hasn’t banned this with all the droughts they believe these emails cause.