Police in Georgetown had a little fun with an escaped equine this week.
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Police in Georgetown took to Facebook Tuesday to report an unusual incident in which “officers on patrol were quickly overtaken by a suspect” — who happened to have four legs and a mane.
“That suspect was Jacob the Horse, out for a midnight gallop and showing absolutely no regard for posted speed limits,” police reported, opining that the loose steed “appeared to be training for next year’s [Kentucky] Derby.”
Declaring “BREAKING NEWS FROM BALDPATE ROAD,” Georgetown police wrote:
Officers ultimately collared Jacob and issued a stern reprimand and citation. The citation was immediately ingested. Witnesses report that Jacob remained completely unfazed, maintaining his usual expression of mild boredom mixed with hay-related anticipation.
Police report that the horse was returned safely to his owners, but that “the question of who unlocked the gate remains under investigation.”
Peter Chianca, Boston.com’s general assignment editor since 2019, is a longtime news editor, columnist, and music writer in the Greater Boston area.
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