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幽默的David Solomon
DotCat · 2007-05-16 · via 博客园 - DotCat

Windows Internal Training之后,还是根据回忆一下David的幽默吧

(1)他把蓝屏设成自己的屏保,并讲了他和Mark Russinovich分别被愚弄的故事,还说一个IT把自己公司的服务器屏保设置成蓝屏,结果被路过的主管重启机器,然后造成损失,最后这个IT被开除了。

 

(2)他毫不掩饰对Mark Russinovich的推崇,甚至敬仰,说他从David Cutler拿到windows的代码,然后经常和Mark Russinovich比赛分别用白盒和黑盒的方式去找某问题的答案,结果自己经常输掉。

(3)他诡异地笑说,I will never say L word and U word here; You know what I'm talking about...当说了一个动词google后,马上夸张地打自己一个嘴巴,说I mean windows live search

(4)他在培训的休息间隙,总喜欢选一个非0非5结尾的数字作为休息的分钟数,然后在电脑上设置一个倒数的时钟,让我想起定时炸弹

 

(5)线程:他很得意自己的手机,说是I love the feeling that there are threads running in my pocket. 后来讲线程让把前排的人做角色扮演游戏,说Can you see there is a thread? You are the best thread I've ever seen.

(6)我又拿书去签名了,他指着他名字上面的“潘爱民 译”问道:"Is this my Chinese name?"

 

(7)他站在讲台看到后墙上重复的三个Bill Gates 的相片,说这很容易让他分心,还说很沮丧当和Mark Russinovich一起见Bill Gates 的时候,Bill Gates 很长时间很投入地和Mark Russinovich的谈话,基本视他如无物 ...

(8)课间show了很多有趣的图片,不少是反微软的搞笑图片,比如说以前的Plug and Play 是Plug and Pray.