How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it.

How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out How to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
5. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly How he did it as well as any Queen's student.

How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the bulb and one to complain about How, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out

How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out How to power it on manure.

How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.

How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Llava lamps don't burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them. They make it a campus affair.

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?

How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.

How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. She screws everything why not a light bulb?