Conciseness In Art Is Essential And A Refinement. The Con...
2026-05-01·via WFMU's recent playlists
Listener comments!
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5:53pm
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Hey, Mistress! Few could withstand or resist the laser stare of Edoard Manet! 🤩 Here, he resembles Garth Hudson in dire need of a snickers!
Do my eyes deceive me?? Is it really Tim...in real time?? Wow..hello long lost friend 👀
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6:02pm
Frank In Queens:
Hey Jessie! So sorry that you're not able to join us on Sunday. ☹ But don't worry, I'm sure there will be other opportunities in the future.
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6:47pm
Will thee SG OCNY:
Hi JReganK, prof.fuzz, F², Zrp, Scotty, Stu Rutherford, Alvy Singer, tim, Frank in Queens, Pauly, medson, KOTJ Joey D, Chris Crash, JohnEBGood, Scott, WLSClark, LesleyK, and Harry Parmenter!
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6:50pm
WLSClark:
Waiting for someone today to give tribute to "Take This Job & Shove it" in memory of Johnny Paycheck's death. Maybe FF tomorrow????? :)
6:55pm
Eric R:
Jessie, I always enjoy your CtP lead-ins. All the other stuff is fun to listen to, as well, but like this Brenda Lee thing is right where my taste is
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6:56pm
Mistress Jessie:
Thank you FIQ...I'll miss you all, thanks Scotty OZ...love to hear that, Thanks F2, Zrp, and yes Tim...this IS for you luv. Thanks Eric!!!
Listener comments!
: Hey, Mistress! Few could withstand or resist the laser stare of Edoard Manet! 🤩 Here, he resembles Garth Hudson in dire need of a snickers!
prof.fuzz: (\_/)
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howdy MJ1K!
JReganK:
↳ prof.fuzz @5:54
Looks like you spilled some of the mistress' elixir!Fatherflot: Hi Jessie
Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @5:53
Hey JRegan..here's to the weekend and hoping I don't give any of you that stare, except for Alvy. 🍸Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @5:54
Howdy Prof and Madame Elsie of course.Zrp: Hi Mistress!
Scott_Oz: G'day Mistress & Modernist Moods!
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Mistress Jessie:
↳ Fatherflot @5:56
Hey F2...enjoying your day off??Stu Rutherford: Hello Jessie & everyone!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Zrp @5:58
Hello there my Zrp!prof.fuzz:
↳ JReganK @5:55
i’m sure scott oz will be by any minute now to lick it up!Fatherflot:
↳ Mistress Jessie @5:58
Yeah. Needed it.Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott_Oz @5:58
Welcome Scotty my Favorite Aussie! 💕💋🍾🖤Mistress Jessie:
↳ Stu Rutherford @5:58
Hello Stu!!! Always happy to see you. 😍Scott_Oz: As punishment (& reward) for my tardiness last week, all I'm wearing is the pink fuzzy robe & a smile Miss! Oh & my glasses. 👓
Alvy Singer: Hey, Mistress!! Glam slam me.
tim: Hey Jessie! I know, I know, I'm late again.
Stu Rutherford:
↳ Mistress Jessie @5:59
Always happy to see you as well...and bummed that I won't be seeing you in Maplewood this Sunday!JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @5:57
❤️🔥!!!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott_Oz @6:00
Ohh, I am a sucker for that pink robe...with nothing on underneath naturally.....👀Scott From Boston: Hola Jessie!!!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Alvy Singer @6:01
Hey there Alvy!JReganK:
↳ prof.fuzz @5:58
😹Mistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:01
Do my eyes deceive me?? Is it really Tim...in real time?? Wow..hello long lost friend 👀Frank In Queens: Hey Jessie! So sorry that you're not able to join us on Sunday. ☹ But don't worry, I'm sure there will be other opportunities in the future.
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Stu Rutherford @6:01
Ugh me too....I was planning on going but work and personal stuff hit me Monday (double whammy) and I just can't swing it. 😕Alvy Singer:
↳ Song: "Jim’ll Fix It" by "Dazzle"
This was a long running series on the BBC.Pauly from Clifton: Hiya Mistress, folks!
Zrp: Hey JRK, prof fuzz, FF, Scott Oz, Stu!, tim. Scott Boston, Frank and Alvy!!
Fatherflot:
↳ Song: "Jim’ll Fix It" by "Dazzle"
Tribute to good ole Jimmy SavileMistress Jessie:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:01
Hola Scotty Boston!! 💜Alvy Singer:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Hey, Zrp!Scott From Boston:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Hey Zrp!!Frank In Queens:
↳ Fatherflot @6:03
Oh, he'll fix you good alright 🤮Stu Rutherford:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Hello Zrp!tim:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Hey Zrp and crew!Scott From Boston:
↳ Fatherflot @6:03
I look like a shadier version of JimmyMistress Jessie:
↳ Frank In Queens @6:02
Thanks Frank...I hope to see you all soon. And here's to you all having an awesome time!! And welcome!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Pauly from Clifton @6:03
Hey there Pauly!!JReganK:
↳ prof.fuzz @5:58
Obsequiously. No doubt! 😝JReganK:
↳ Alvy Singer @6:01
Hey, Alvy!tim:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:02
Yeah, it's hard to recognize me outside of Le Chateau.Fatherflot:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:04
I look like Peter Dinklage after a 2-week chloroform bender.Alvy Singer:
↳ JReganK @6:05
Evening, JRegan!JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:02
Can we take Tim's face of the milk cartons, now?!Mistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:05
Wait...don't think I ever let you out of Chateau Bow Wow to recognize you...hmmm...medson: Hey Jessie and all. Sorry I’m late just rubbing up with Witch Hazel for the glamslam
Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:05
Never! He is confined to Le Chateau for life!Scott_Oz:
↳ prof.fuzz @5:58
My tongue is for one purpose only in the Mistress' Show mate! 👅👄Scott From Boston:
↳ Fatherflot @6:05
😆😆😆Mistress Jessie:
↳ medson @6:06
Hey there medson....lube up my friend..you're going to need it 🤣Frank In Queens:
↳ medson @6:06
Rubbing up or chubbing up?Scott_Oz:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Cheers Zrp! 🍻😎🤙💨🍺tim:
↳ JReganK @6:05
Oh, no wonder people are asking me if I have a safe place to go. I'm too scared to say anything lest Jessie finds out!JReganK:
↳ Zrp @6:03
Hey, Zrp!medson:
↳ Song: "Can Can" by "Zipper"
Shop RiteKickOutTheJams Joe: Howdy Jessie & gang!
JReganK:
↳ Fatherflot @6:03
🤮Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott_Oz @6:07
Well, now I'm blushing luv 🥰💋❤️❤️😍💋😍💋 but I approve of that comment and usage!!Fatherflot:
↳ medson @6:08
I worked the Shop Rite parking lot in Rochelle Park.JReganK:
↳ Stu Rutherford @5:58
Hey, Stu!Fatherflot:
↳ KickOutTheJams Joe @6:08
Hey JoeyMistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:08
We already know what happened to you when I did find you that one time....but I let you live to tellMistress Jessie:
↳ KickOutTheJams Joe @6:08
Hey there Joey!!JReganK:
↳ Pauly from Clifton @6:03
Hey, Pauly!Fatherflot:
↳ Song: "Bang! Ooh! Ya Got Me" by "Skyband"
Slam Me!JReganK:
↳ Fatherflot @6:05
Aren't you shorter, too?Zrp: Hey Joey! Hey Pauly!
KickOutTheJams Joe:
↳ Fatherflot @6:09
Hey FatherFlotJReganK:
↳ tim @6:08
😉KickOutTheJams Joe:
↳ Zrp @6:11
Hey Zrp & PaulyChris Crash: Hey yo Mistress! On my way to see Perennial
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Chris Crash @6:12
Awesome!! Enjoy!!!JReganK:
↳ Song: "Hi Heel Tarzan" by "Soho Jets"
Will "Sweet Jane" do?Fatherflot:
↳ JReganK @6:11
Dinklage dunks on mePauly from Clifton:
↳ JReganK @6:10
Evening JReganK!JReganK:
↳ KickOutTheJams Joe @6:08
Hey, Joey!Pauly from Clifton:
↳ Zrp @6:11
Hey Zrp!JReganK:
↳ Fatherflot @6:14
😹Pauly from Clifton:
↳ KickOutTheJams Joe @6:12
Howdy Joey D!Stu Rutherford:
↳ JReganK @6:09
Hello JrK!JReganK:
↳ Song: "Your Mistress Speaks"
"Spot On" quote!Will thee SG OCNY: Good evening Jessie and all!!! Been listening
JReganK:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:16
Will!JohnEBGood: Hi DJ MJ ; )
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:16
Hey Will!! Thanks for being here!JReganK: Was that Julie?!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:16
Ha...there were so many good quotes by him. It was hard to pick but I like what you did there.Scott From Boston: I have a question… What’s the safe word tonight??? You know just asking.
Mistress Jessie:
↳ JohnEBGood @6:17
Hi there JohnEBGood!!JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:18
😹prof.fuzz:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:18
the safe word is always “taco.”JReganK:
↳ Song: "Siren" by "Castle Rat"
Noice!JReganK:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:18
Or "pizza"Scott From Boston:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:19
Oh!!! Lucky I never say that in my public lifeFatherflot:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:19
I was gonna say "BaconHorse"JReganK: Bacon Whore
Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:19
That's only the safe word when Tim isn't around...prof.fuzz:
↳ Fatherflot @6:21
oooh… nice. i’ll pass that along to the arkansas bride in case she ever decides to mix things upWLSClark: I used to look like that Manet guy at top.
LesleyK: Hey mistress and everyone!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ WLSClark @6:22
Hey Clark...your drop in was most excellent Saturday!!Mistress Jessie:
↳ LesleyK @6:23
Hey Lesley! Great to see ya!tim:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:22
Huh? What's a taco?JReganK:
↳ WLSClark @6:22
Like Picasso. Girls could not resist his stare!prof.fuzz:
↳ Song: "Siren" by "Castle Rat"
the judges would have also accepted “wrassle cat"Fatherflot:
↳ WLSClark @6:22
Most of the Manets are now held in the Hellmann's CollectionJReganK:
↳ LesleyK @6:23
Hey, Lesley!LesleyK:
↳ JReganK @6:25
Hey heyFatherflot:
↳ LesleyK @6:23
Hey Hey LK!WLSClark:
↳ Fatherflot @6:24
You guys pickin on my relative?tim:
↳ Fatherflot @6:24
Hahahaha!JReganK:
↳ Fatherflot @6:24
I've always wanted to visit a mayonnaise museum!prof.fuzz:
↳ Fatherflot @6:24
it’s a miracle whip!JReganK:
↳ Song: "Love Und Romance" by "The Slits"
excellentMistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:26
Mayonnaise is repulsive 🤢prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:26
satan’s condiment!JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:26
Agreed!WLSClark:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:26
Have it YOUR way!Mistress Jessie:
↳ WLSClark @6:27
NO mayo required at Burger King!JReganK: Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the Miracle Whipping Post!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:27
Now that could be either good or bad...hmm...Harry Parmenter: alright Mistress! bit late to the party today
WLSClark:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:27
Special orders dont upset us!JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:28
MMMmmmmm.... It is tangy and good for your skin!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Harry Parmenter @6:28
Alright Harry has arrived! Always happy to see you my friend.Mistress Jessie:
↳ WLSClark @6:29
Perfect!!!Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:29
A nice elixirJReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:30
It's what Ponce DeLion was really searching for!Frank In Queens:
↳ Song: "This Head" by "Edging"
I've heard they're changing their name to "Gooning" pretty soon.Zrp:
↳ JReganK @6:26
West Coast loves our Best Foods / Hellmann's for the East Coast on Sour Dough and Roast Beast! MmmmmmmMistress Jessie:
↳ Zrp @6:31
Sour Dough is a bread I can get behind...Fatherflot:
↳ Song: "Urban Guerilla" by "The Suburbs"
coolFatherflot:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:32
me tooJReganK:
↳ Zrp @6:31
I feel your enthusiasm. But, I find pre-packaged roast beef to be somewhat disappointingMistress Jessie:
↳ Fatherflot @6:32
Always deliciousFatherflot:
↳ Harry Parmenter @6:28
Hey HarryAlvy Singer:
↳ JReganK @6:32
Especially when the roast beef has that decorative rainbow coloring to it!Zrp:
↳ JReganK @6:32
No... I go to Publix and have it cut very thin, tomato slice, and slice of red onion, sometimes cheese.prof.fuzz:
↳ JReganK @6:32
where are fred and alan when you need them???Zrp:
↳ Zrp @6:34
Back on the West Coast, we had crazy good deli's!Scott From Boston: Awesome clip! How’s your head!!!😜😝😂😘
JReganK:
↳ Song: "Your Mistress Speaks"
That would look great in my Grecian conservatory!Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:35
I don't think they stray from the mothership.....JReganK:
↳ Alvy Singer @6:34
Yeah! What's up with that?!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:35
So great right....Elvira! Love that clip.JReganK:
↳ Zrp @6:34
😉prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:35
probably notMistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:35
Wait....you made space there??Scott From Boston:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:36
Oh!! Even better! I love Cassandratim:
↳ Song: "Donor Country (A gOoD cAuSe)" by "Telehealth"
Artisanal hops - hahaha!Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:36
Plus I don't want them to tell me that love me....🙄JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:36
I'm such a hoarder!Frank In Queens:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:36
❤Zrp:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:36
She was on Channel 9 in the Los Angeles Basin!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:36
One of the best ever!prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:37
can i?tim:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:37
Oh Jessie, I loooove you!JReganK:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:35
Yes! This debate calls for an expert opinion!Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:37
You???? NO??? 🤣Scott From Boston:
↳ Zrp @6:37
As a real pin up before Elvira… She was super hot too!!!JReganK:
↳ Song: "Don’t Go To Pieces" by "The Cars"
Great set!Zrp:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:37
She got a gig at Knotts Berry Farm for each Halloween.Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:38
ALWAYS!!!!!prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:38
tim beat me to itMistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:38
As you should...this might get you a window in the Chateau 😉JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:38
Besides. What I can't hang. I'll loan to the Hellmann collection. 😉Stu Rutherford:
↳ Song: "Don’t Go To Pieces" by "The Cars"
Noice!Scott From Boston:
↳ JReganK @6:38
Oh! I thought you were still talking about ElviraMistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:38
He's just trying to get out of the Chateau (which will never happen) but I also think he means it. 💜tim:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:39
Oh cool! Can I invite my friends over when I make some?prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:40
tim may be tardy, but he’s also sincereJReganK:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:40
Elvira goes well on any sandwich!Fatherflot:
↳ Stu Rutherford @6:39
double noice. Love to see the old red Elektra labelMistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:40
It's nice you dream so big. Love that for you.Zrp:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:40
Elvira aka Cassandra Peterson!Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:40
He's a good egg, but don't tell him I said that.Scott From Boston:
↳ Zrp @6:40
Also a ginger to boot so double bonus pointsJReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:40
Can we feed Tim some roast beef under the table?prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:41
mayo is made from eggs, right?prof.fuzz:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:41
ding! ding! ding!Scott_Oz: CHIMERS!!!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Fatherflot @6:40
Yeah, glad you all dug this one. Doesn't seem to get the love as other songs do from them.prof.fuzz:
↳ JReganK @6:41
only the rainbow cow roast beefJReganK:
↳ Scott_Oz @6:42
They're Ozzies?Mistress Jessie:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:41
Indeed...glad you saw where I was going with that...Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott_Oz @6:42
Such a great one!prof.fuzz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:42
don’t need a deli man to know which way the egg blowsFatherflot:
↳ Song: "Red Chair" by "Chimers"
Stealyprof.fuzz:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:43
or a walrustim:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:43
Hahaha!JReganK:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:43
Still. It's nice to have a Deli Man on retainer!prof.fuzz:
↳ JReganK @6:44
and a walrusScott_Oz:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:43
They'll be playing Trash Cult again soon I hope, been twice so far.Mistress Jessie:
↳ Scott_Oz @6:45
Excellent. That will be a great show.Zrp:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:44
goo-goo g'joobJReganK:
↳ Song: "Tom Guido Philosophically Stoogely" by "Monoshock"
Looks like Elisie's brought a Leica to the shoot!WLSClark:
↳ Song: "Tom Guido Philosophically Stoogely" by "Monoshock"
Monoshock is shockingly in STEREO!!prof.fuzz:
↳ Zrp @6:45
that’s liverpoolian for mayonnaiseAlvy Singer:
↳ JReganK @6:45
Such a Mooooving photo!JReganK:
↳ WLSClark @6:46
I think "Monoshock" is also a brand of cattle prod! 🤔Harry Parmenter: cool Cars track don't recall ever hearing.
Will thee SG OCNY: Hi JReganK, prof.fuzz, F², Zrp, Scotty, Stu Rutherford, Alvy Singer, tim, Frank in Queens, Pauly, medson, KOTJ Joey D, Chris Crash, JohnEBGood, Scott, WLSClark, LesleyK, and Harry Parmenter!
prof.fuzz:
↳ JReganK @6:47
“love is a cattleprod” — culturcideJReganK:
↳ Song: "Not Right" by "The Stooges"
Soft landing with the classics!Zrp:
↳ Song: "Not Right" by "The Stooges"
Hmmm, I'm Not Right, some days.Alvy Singer:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:47
Hi, Will!JReganK:
↳ Alvy Singer @6:47
🤣Zrp:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:47
Hi WillWLSClark:
↳ JReganK @6:47
Aaah!Mistress Jessie:
↳ JReganK @6:47
When do I ever steer you wrongMistress Jessie:
↳ Zrp @6:47
Luckily for all of you, I'm always right. 🤣JReganK:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:48
I trust you, implicitly!Fatherflot:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:49
yes you isWLSClark: Waiting for someone today to give tribute to "Take This Job & Shove it" in memory of Johnny Paycheck's death. Maybe FF tomorrow????? :)
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Fatherflot @6:49
Gotta keep all my men on trackAlvy Singer:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:49
I'm sure Mr. Jessie agrees with this!prof.fuzz:
↳ Scott From Boston @6:41
we’ve started playing a new song called “ginger grant’s navy” and i now have to explain gilligan’s island to the younger folks in the audience…Will thee SG OCNY: Thank you Mistress Jessie, rad show!!!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ WLSClark @6:50
David Alan Coe passing today was a big one.Fatherflot: Mourning becomes Elektra = she looks good in widow's weeds
WLSClark:
↳ WLSClark @6:50
Oh maybe it was him that died. Musta been Coe, sorry.Mistress Jessie:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:51
Thanks Will! Glad you enjoyed it.Alvy Singer:
↳ Song: "Somebody Said" by "IXNA"
Reminds me of The Flying Lizrds or something you would hear on Ralph Records.Fatherflot:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:51
Is it true that he couldn't enter NYC due to a longstanding beef with the Hells Angels?Eric R:
↳ prof.fuzz @6:51
my little rock n roll combo does a song called Wake Me Up When He's Dead that we don't have to explainZrp:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:49
:)Stu Rutherford:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:47
Hi Will!Mistress Jessie:
↳ Fatherflot @6:52
He could go to NYC. He played there in 2016prof.fuzz:
↳ Eric R @6:53
hmmmm… i wonder who “he” could be???Alvy Singer: Thanks for all the terrific moods Mistress!
JReganK: Thx, Mistress! Great show. As usual!
WLSClark: Thanks M Jessie!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Alvy Singer @6:54
Thanks Alvy. Glad you enjoyed them!prof.fuzz: thx MJ1K! <3
Stu Rutherford: Thank you, Jessie!
Harry Parmenter: thx Mistress! good rest of week to ya
Frank In Queens: Excellent show today Jessie! You'll be with us in spirit on Sunday!
Scott_Oz: Thanks Mistress! My rope feels extra soft fuzzy in places now.
🌏🌞🍻😎🤙💨🍸🌹💋👠👠
Fatherflot: Thanks Jessie. Smasharoonie of a show as always.
Zrp:
↳ Mistress Jessie @6:54
Thanks Mistress, C'ya on the Chats!!!Mistress Jessie: Thank you JRegan, Clark, Prof, Stu and Harry!! Love having you here each week ❤️
tim:
↳ Song: "Dum Dum" by "Brenda Lee"
Is this dedicated to me, Jessie?JReganK:
↳ Song: "Your Mistress Speaks"
Manet speaks for most of us! 💋Eric R: Jessie, I always enjoy your CtP lead-ins. All the other stuff is fun to listen to, as well, but like this Brenda Lee thing is right where my taste is
JReganK:
↳ Song: "Dum Dum" by "Brenda Lee"
Sweet!Mistress Jessie: Thank you FIQ...I'll miss you all, thanks Scotty OZ...love to hear that, Thanks F2, Zrp, and yes Tim...this IS for you luv. Thanks Eric!!!
tim: Thanks for the great show, Jessie!
Mistress Jessie:
↳ tim @6:56
Thanks Tim...it was great you were able to make it today. I miss you when you aren't here.Pauly from Clifton: Thanks Mistress! Made the grueling commute bearable.
Mistress Jessie:
↳ Pauly from Clifton @6:56
Thanks Pauly!! Glad I was able to help