Listener comments!

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Triple G: Good morning, Statio, Freedformers, & all Suspenders of Disbelief 👖 ♥ 8:40am
Adi From Sheffield: Good morning. What a day. I will be joining you all live from Costa Del South Yorkshire, I love hot weather. ♥ 8:43am
-жеи: Good morning Adi and TripleG! ♥ 8:47am
Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning! I think it'd be funny to hear a song that is nails on a chalkboard. Literally fingernails on chalkboards. I wonder if Kenny G did any like that already. ♥ 8:51am
-жеи:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @8:47

Is that a dare? ♥ 8:53am
fred:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @8:47

Are you trying to taunt Ken into playing the other Kenny G? ♥ 8:57am
Adi From Sheffield: Songs about bikinis ibb.co... ♥ 8:58am
Krys O.: Hi, жеи! Mouth sounds might be more irritating. ♥ 8:59am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ -жеи @8:51

Haha, no, didn't mean it like that. I was tossing around ideas in my head of what would drive away listeners and nails occurred to me. 💅 ♥ 9:00am
ian's harrison heartbreak hotel: Staysh at 9 >>>>>> ♥ 9:00am
common: but why? hello ♥ 9:00am
Handy Haversack: Welcome back, Ken and all! ♥ 9:01am
clarabowie: Merry Commie Corridor Hump Day! ♥ 9:01am
Bob Tankenstein: Good morning Statio and the gang. We missed you ♥ 9:01am
steveo: I CAINT BELIEVE IT AIN'T BUTTER ♥ 9:01am
Webhamster Henry: Happy Wednesday, time slot listeners! You have nothing to lose but your chains! ♥ 9:01am
Krys O.: Songs glorifying FIFA would be a HUGE turnoff. Oh, and f*&k FIFA. ♥ 9:01am
Berfie:

↳ Song: "The Internationale" by "Tang Dynasty"

<3 <3 <3 ♥ 9:02am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @8:57

I have a feeling Betsy doesn't need sunblock. ♥ 9:02am
unpopularfred: Good morning comrades ♥ 9:02am
Hunterian:

↳ Song: "The Internationale" by "Tang Dynasty"

DSA! DSA! DSA!
Guten Morgen, Genossen!   9:02am
TerrDE: Good morning Ken and Freeforms ! ♥ 9:03am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:02

As a rule, no.   9:03am
Benway: First they came for the algae and I did nothing. ♥ 9:03am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ fred @8:53

I haven't mastered checkers yet, much less 5D chess. ♟️ ♥ 9:03am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @8:59

A random, unprompted phone call to Kenny G would be a fun radio stunt.   ♥ 9:04am
GG Jerz:

↳ Song: "The Internationale" by "Tang Dynasty"

Good morning to everyone waking up to commie NYC! NJ is watching & learning!   9:04am
Tom from E-port: I hear the Great Wall has Marshall amps now...lol   9:04am
TerrDE: Maybe, but w his circular breathing, he might never stop talking !   9:05am
dave: Hallo hallo ♥ 9:05am
ian's harrison heartbreak hotel: I'm supposed to be "DJing" for Food Not Bombs JC's garden party fundraiser this Sunday. Please play more commie crap to help me round out the playlist! ♥ 9:05am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @8:40

Yorkshire?
Where people are sensible!

Stay cool, Adi

♥ 9:06am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ ian's harrison heartbreak hotel @9:05

This one might help you!

wfmu.org...

  9:06am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ -жеи @8:43

Hi, Ken! ♥ 9:06am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Sean Bikes @9:05

Depends on the people I guess 😁 Sunblock at the ready.   9:07am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:03

Hi Ken! ♥ 9:07am
steveo: If I don't get my freedom fries right now I'm gonna speak to yer manager ♥ 9:07am
bluedel:

↳ Song: "The Internationale" by "Officer!"

lovin it. Please keep going. ♥ 9:07am
bill k:

↳ Song: "The Internationale" by "Officer!"

Solidarity from Paris, where it's 100 degrees! ♥ 9:08am
The Oscar: Morning, comrades! ♥ 9:08am
ian's harrison heartbreak hotel:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @9:06

shoot ty! I knew there was a recent Ken playlist that was a wellspring of options. Should have remembered the election of Chairman Mamdani ♥ 9:08am
McGroovey:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @8:47

But who has a chalk board? Nails on a white board? Not the same effect. 🤔 ♥ 9:09am
McGroovey:

↳ bill k @9:07

Climate change is fake news, people are saying. ♥ 9:09am
Dan S: Ken leads off with brilliant musical commentary on the results of NY's primary elections yesterday! ♥ 9:10am
sugarbear:

↳ GG Jerz @9:04

How about some free buses? ♥ 9:10am
bluedel: My current watch celebrates the 100 year anniversary of mao's birth.   9:10am
Santino in Accord: 🌹 ♥ 9:11am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ ian's harrison heartbreak hotel @9:08

All hail   9:11am
tonyb: How’s this heatwave gonna affect the Bordeaux harvest? Kidding. : ) Take it slow and cool, Paris. ♥ 9:11am
David The Splatter: Greetings, dear Comrades! ♥ 9:12am
sophie in vt: hello comrades. may the spirit of the revolution forever urge our hearts forward. ♥ 9:13am
fred: I'm eagerly waiting for the bagpipe version ♥ 9:13am
Adi From Sheffield: From one People's Republic to Another...👍 en.wikipedia.org... ♥ 9:14am
Dan S:

↳ fred @9:13

Brilliant idea. If it hasn't been done yet, it needs to be.   ♥ 9:14am
GG Jerz: Gonna download this show and blast it from my 2007 Honda hybrid as I drive up 206.   9:14am
Mr Laura T. Esq.:

↳ Song: "Born In Flames" by "Red Crayola"

Laura Logic, I believe. Sounds a little outside Red Crayola's usual fare ♥ 9:15am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Born In Flames" by "Red Crayola"

Man, logging off work and rewatching this movie sounds pretty good right now. ♥ 9:15am
Marley P. Dogg: Morning friends! All hail Staysh! ♥ 9:15am
-жеи:

↳ Mr Laura T. Esq. @9:14

Yep, Laura and Gina Birch backing up Mayo on this single 9:15am
Labelbot: Labelbot reporting in for duty! ♥ 9:16am
TDK60: Morning, Ken. Something happened? ♥ 9:18am
Charles in Chicago:

↳ Mr Laura T. Esq. @9:14

Check out the "Kangaroo" album! ♥ 9:18am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @9:06

Hi, Andrew. ♥ 9:20am
bluedel:

↳ Marley P. Dogg @9:15

"we are morning friends!"   9:20am
吀o吀o (: Hi, Mr Ken and friends of the leftist Egg!   9:22am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:18

Greetings. ♥ 9:22am
ian's harrison heartbreak hotel: oh thank heaven! ♥ 9:22am
Mephistopheles: Hail, Ken! ♥ 9:22am
steveo: THANK HEAVEN   9:22am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @8:40

UK is probs hotter than Miami beach right now, innit? ♥ 9:23am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Us and Them" by "The Flaming Lips And Stardeath A...

Studio must have got crowded. ♥ 9:23am
steveo: Floyd leak detected ♥ 9:24am
Triple G: Floydos unite   9:24am
TerrDE: Peaches ? But no Herb ?! ♥ 9:25am
Black Cat!: I met Wayne Coyne once. He was not impressed. The feeling was mutual. ♥ 9:25am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ TerrDE @9:24

What about Cream? ♥ 9:25am
DjLorraine:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @9:22

88F° heading to 90F° ♥ 9:25am
Cemetery Dave: hoi 9:25am
Labelbot: Total disaster! No release info for The Flaming Lips And Stardeath And White Dwarfs With Henry Rollins And Peaches. A very sad situation! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 9:25am
Triple G:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @9:25

They were all just bricks in the wall ♥ 9:26am
steveo:

↳ Labelbot @9:25

Maybe try without the peaches? ♥ 9:26am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ DjLorraine @9:25

I love hot weather 86 f right now (I am of course being responsible, water, shade, sunblock, mankini) 😉 ♥ 9:27am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Triple G @9:25

If ya don't eat you peaches how can ya have any cream?   9:27am
吀o吀o (:

↳ DjLorraine @9:25

If that means 37° yes!

It's sunny day, BRRR, lots of sun, lots of it....BRRRR.

♥ 9:27am
HesperusWrecked:

↳ Charles in Chicago @9:18

I donated my “Kangaroo” LP (and about 400 others) to WFMU twenty years ago in a sometimes regrettable fit of house cleaning.   9:27am
TerrDE: Lol, fresh from her duet w Herb she goes from Soul to Blues Rock.   9:28am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:26

And it doesn't help that the comment board is on fire! Yasus!   9:28am
chresti: Gluten morgen Ken and programme participants !   9:29am
Listener Bryan (the Professor): Perfect opening set Ken 9:29am
Labelbot: DO SOMETHING! No release information found for New Pink Floydq. LABEL J BOT. 9:30am
Labelbot: I looked for New Pink Floyd but found nothing. The failing search engine is at it again! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 9:30am
DjLorraine:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @9:27

C is for Centigrade, of course   9:30am
Philip: hahahahahaha eat more ASS   9:32am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Song: "Everyone" by "New Pink Floyd"

Not to be confused with the New Pinkest Floyd. ♥ 9:33am
Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Everyone" by "New Pink Floyd"

Is ASS an acronym for a space rover robot? ♥ 9:33am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Everyone" by "New Pink Floyd"

Everyone? ♥ 9:34am
Black Cat!:

↳ Krys O. @9:33

Anal Space Sucker. ♥ 9:35am
steveo: Did the Boomtown Rats do a song called I Do Like Wednesdays ♥ 9:35am
Hunterian:

↳ Black Cat! @9:34

Nice work, Black Cat!   9:36am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Gregosaurus @9:33

Very inclusive song. ♥ 9:36am
Triple G:

↳ Song: "Everyone" by "New Pink Floyd"

Hahaaa I've seen this in JC (re: the image with the song on the playlist)   9:37am
Sean: That's why I wear my Anal Bum Cover ♥ 9:37am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Song: "Everyone" by "New Pink Floyd"

Life gives me my RDA of ass to eat on the regular   9:38am
Boiler Joe: Happy Wednesday. The NJ ocean fecal bateria report is currently: HIGH ♥ 9:39am
steveo: PAUL THIS IS SERIOUS   9:39am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ DjLorraine @9:30

Hi Lorraine! ♥ 9:39am
Charles in Chicago:

↳ Song: "Us and Them" by "The Flaming Lips And Stardeath A...

I don't think everyone was on every track on this LP. Those are the album credits.   9:39am
The Janitor: Oh, my genitals ♥ 9:40am
Sean Bikes: That sounds like a corollary of the Old Grey Whistle Test ♥ 9:40am
DjLorraine:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @9:39

Hi Andrew in Toronto! ♥ 9:40am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Us and Them" by "The Flaming Lips And Stardeath A...

I believe the question was, "have you ever been violent?" Macca's answer wasn't up to snuff. ♥ 9:42am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ chresti @9:28

Time for a 6:42 AM coffee break! ☕ ♥ 9:42am
Bob Tankenstein: Did you see the Rocky and Bullwinkle statue? ♥ 9:42am
Adi From Sheffield: Was Ken in LA to talk about who will play him in the dramatisation of WFMU : The Movie? ♥ 9:43am
Franco Twinkie: You are very perceptive Ken. Los Angeles IS another planet. ♥ 9:43am
Krys O.: Nobody walks in L.A. according to Missing Persons.   9:43am
TerrDE: Oh, beating his woman and keeping her apart from the things that he loved wasn't good enough for Pink Fred ♥ 9:43am
Adi From Sheffield: Had to look up jaywalking.   9:44am
JerzNativ: ken!!!! you ave me dying over here!!! ♥ 9:44am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:43

A popular sport here in NYC.   9:44am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Franco Twinkie @9:43

Hi there Franco. ♥ 9:44am
maurer: new yorkers are allowed to jay-walk in LA... ♥ 9:44am
Black Cat!: Is this how Ken announces his retirement? LA street-walker life is calling.   9:44am
chresti: Yes but you can make a right turn when the light is red ♥ 9:44am
PaulRobeson1926: It’s hard to believe LA is America ♥ 9:44am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Gregosaurus @9:44

is it enforced rigidly? ♥ 9:44am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @9:44

Hey Andrew!   9:45am
TerrDE: I'd be hard put not to tear up a jaywalking ticket in the cops face ♥ 9:45am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:44

It's compulsory. ♥ 9:46am
DanFA: Los Angeles is the Los Angeles of Los Angeles ♥ 9:46am
Krys O.:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:43

It was a term that was manufactured by the auto industry to shift blame for accidents onto pedestrians.

Gomer Pyle famously put Barney Fife under citizens arrest for jaywalking on The Andy Griffith Show.

  9:46am
Toothgrinder Tom: Sounds like a fun-filled show today.   9:46am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:43

foreign concept here in the UK. I've heard in Texas, if police catches you jaywalking, they will force you to cross again and again plus they fine you. ♥ 9:47am
Sean Bikes:

↳ The Janitor @9:39

Good gag 9:47am
GERZ: Breaking News Ken. I once got a ticket in Santa Monica for $88 for J-walking. Cop in a car chased me 1/2 a block to issue it. Near 2nd st and Ocean. Another reason I left LA. ♥ 9:47am
steveo: The front rank died 😢 9:47am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: People Like Us - Nothing Hill Gate / Nu Moment Valley.
Label: Bladud Flies!.
Year: 2026.
Source: www.discogs.com...   9:47am
Kevin: nu plu valley! ♥ 9:47am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @9:46

Interesting. I mean we cross irresponsibly without consequence until we are hit by something. 😂 ♥ 9:48am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @9:46

They used jaywalking as an excuse to stop my buddy and charge him with public intoxication as he was walking home from a bar. ♥ 9:48am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Krys O. @9:46

Looks up Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife.... ♥ 9:48am
Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Nu Moment Valley" by "People Like Us"

Wonderful! ♥ 9:49am
Krys O.:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:48

www.imdb.com... ♥ 9:49am
Krys O.:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:48

Oh, I think it wasn't jaywalking, but still as nonsensical. ♥ 9:50am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Krys O. @9:49

Thank you kindly. 9:50am
Labelbot: No release info for DJ Female Convict Scorpion. Worst in history! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 9:52am
Hunterian:

↳ Krys O. @9:46

Absolutely right about the history, Krys. I mean, the very idea of pedestrians impeding motorists—the temerity! ♥ 9:52am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @9:49

I have never gotten a ticket for jay walking, but I don't do it anymore because I walk so so, and people drive like stock car racers here - mostly kids. Therefor I'm still alive. ♥ 9:52am
Krys O.:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @9:48

Okay, so Barney Fife arrested elderly Mayberry resident Emma Brand for jaywalking, fingerprinted her and everything.   9:52am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @9:48

This is why I jayhawkins instead.   9:52am
TerrDE: As I've warned before this person is not Female, not a Convict and not a Scorpion !... and has anyone seen the movies ? ♥ 9:53am
-жеи: They dont allow jaywalking in LA but they have added the option to cross the intersections DIAGONALLY. It's like BizarroLand ♥ 9:53am
Sean Bikes: Wait, Gomer Pyle was an spinoff of the Mayberry show?

Huh

♥ 9:53am
Krys O.:

↳ Hunterian @9:52

And get those efficient and environmentally friendly streetcars outta here, said the auto industry. ♥ 9:53am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ -жеи @9:53

...or the video game QBert ♥ 9:53am
sophie in vt:

↳ TerrDE @9:52

yes! you should see them AND check out lady snowblood. really fun movies. ♥ 9:54am
Krys O.:

↳ Franco Twinkie @9:52

I'm the same. Not gonna run to avoid being struck unless I have to. I will give turning vehicles the right of way, if they stop for me while I'm on the curb.   9:55am
TerrDE: Thanks Sophie ! ♥ 9:56am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Franco Twinkie @9:52

Have electric bike / scooter riders outnumbered skateboarders yet? ♥ 9:56am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Krys O. @9:52

At least she wasn't parked in front of a fire plug. I love when they call them that. ♥ 9:56am
Gregosaurus:

↳ -жеи @9:53

Very Tokyo of them. ♥ 9:56am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @9:54

My mouth is very fast. That's probably going to get me killed - not a reckless driver. 9:57am
GERZ: LA is wacky but Iʻve seen so many pedestrians in Manhattan this week take on cars like they are Superheroes. The lights mean nothing to them because they are invincible. Saw a moving truck have to lock up its brakes and skid to avoid hitting an elderly upper west side entitled woman from becoming road kill. ♥ 9:57am
Krys O.:

↳ Franco Twinkie @9:52

There is a thing called the "Jersey left" wherein drivers making a left turn at an intersection will make the turn as if they had the right of way even though they don't. Woe to the pedestrians who do not know this illegal move. People have died in my town from that move. ♥ 9:57am
Hunterian:

↳ Krys O. @9:53

Yes, there are paved over trolleys tracks all over Brooklyn. One of the cruelest ironies of Brooklyn losing the Dodgers to LA is that they were of course originally the "Trolley Dodgers," and there are practically no trolleys left in LA—even worse, there used to be a great trolley system there as well. ♥ 9:58am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:56

Seem to be the case. ♥ 9:58am
Bob Tankenstein: Is this the "amen break" I hear so much about? 9:58am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ GERZ @9:47

Lived on 17th & Wilshire. While walking to the coast I witnessed 3 people getting popped for jaywalking.

The last one was told by the cop: "what do you think? that this is NY?!"

As a NYer this made me Crack up.

  9:59am
Sam:

↳ Hunterian @9:57

LA has rebuilt a pretty vast trolley/metro system. ♥ 9:59am
Krys O.:

↳ Hunterian @9:57

I didn't know until recently that the gist of Who Framed Roger Rabbit had to do with the travesty of removing L.A.'s streetcars.   9:59am
吀o吀o (:

↳ -жеи @9:53

That's nothing! In East Banana you must zigzag to cross the road. Takes a little longer to cross, but it's more efficient in the long term. Don't ask me why. ♥ 9:59am
∫ydniuß: Big Daddy Alert 9:59am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ Hunterian @9:57

Red Cars ♥ 9:59am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @9:48

It was decriminalized in NYC because it was used by the cops as an excuse to stop and harass people of color. Almost exclusively targeted against Black and Latino NYCers. Just another racist arrow in the NYPD's quiver of terror. Thankfully now broken. ♥ 9:59am
Krys O.:

↳ Sam @9:59

Have they? That's encouraging. 10:00am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Blurt - Blurt.
Label: Red Flame.
Year: 1982.
Source: www.discogs.com... ♥ 10:00am
Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Dog Save My Sole" by "Blurt"

Huzzah! I was just thinking of Blurt the other night when I was doing the dishes. 10:00am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:59

Giuliani tried to bring it back.

PBA told him to pound sand

♥ 10:00am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Chris from Brooklyn @9:58

I crossed against the light in Seattle once, and an audible gasp went up from the crowd I'd left behind on the corner! ♥ 10:00am
Roberto:

↳ Chris from Brooklyn @9:58

When we moved from NY to LA in the '70s, my clueless mom got a jaywalking ticket for crossing Ventura Blvd between intersections. What did she tell the officer? "We just moved here from New York." ♥ 10:01am
Deano de los Muertos: Lunchtime, morning Staysh ♥ 10:01am
-жеи:

↳ Krys O. @9:57

It makes sense, if you turn right hard enough, then it becomes a left. ♥ 10:02am
Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @10:00

That's like the line that Lithgow says in Terms of Endearment to a cashier, "You must be from NY." I saw that in my hometown in NYS and we all laughed. ♥ 10:02am
Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @10:02

I never saw ToE! ♥ 10:03am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:01

Wazzup, Deano! Today's topic is jaywalking. Handy is a pro at it.   10:03am
TerrDE: As a pedestrian I don't allow cars to usurp my right of way, or as a driver , pedestrians. Idiots will turn right on red thru my crosswalk. I've thought about shooting their car w a paint ball gun, but that might be mistaken for the real thing and things might get out of hand. ♥ 10:03am
Roberto: The responding officer was unmoved, by the way. $5 citation, pay up, mofo! ♥ 10:04am
Krys O.: I'm jaywalkin' heah! - - Ratso Rizzo in another dimension   10:04am
dave: Pigbag! ♥ 10:04am
Adi From Sheffield: Back soon, in the cans but I gotta get across town and thats gonna be interesting.   10:04am
Andres:

↳ Song: "Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag" by "Pigbag"

The New Music!! ♥ 10:04am
Hunterian:

↳ Sam @9:59

Made me look—hat tip, Sam! ♥ 10:04am
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @10:03

Power-trippin' motorcycle-ridin' mofo. ♥ 10:04am
Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @10:02

It can be campy in retrospect. ♥ 10:04am
Triple G:

↳ Song: "Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag" by "Pigbag"

Keep an eye on that big papa (and his assortment of bags) ♥ 10:05am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @10:04

Engage in lotsa jaywalking! ♥ 10:05am
steveo: Has anyone mentioned yet that jaywalking is no longer illegal in nyc? I'M WALKING HEAH ♥ 10:05am
Krys O.:

↳ TerrDE @10:03

Knowing that pedestrians are killed should give you pause. Just my two cents. ♥ 10:05am
Roberto: My understanding is that jaywalking has recently been decriminalized in L.A. ♥ 10:06am
DjLorraine: RevErie got a jaywalking ticket in Cincinnati.

I have seen more drivers here turning left on red. HWat is that even? besides dangerous

♥ 10:06am
Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag" by "Pigbag"

Holy smokes! I was thinking of Pigbag when I was grooming my cats over the weekend! ♥ 10:06am
Handy Haversack:

↳ steveo @10:05

Me! At 9:59! ♥ 10:06am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Gregosaurus @10:05

I'm walking here etc 😁 ♥ 10:06am
Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @10:06

OMG I need to brush my kitty! ♥ 10:06am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Song: "Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag" by "Pigbag"

Now we're sucking diesel!
Oh yeah ♥ 10:06am
Hunterian:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @10:04

Adi, you could be a real pioneer of jaywalking in Sheffield—oh, the possibilities! ♥ 10:07am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @10:03

Even with that bum foot? ♥ 10:07am
Ken From Hyde Park: What kind of music might a band called Jaywalkers play? ♥ 10:07am
steveo:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:06

I tried to find it I swear! ♥ 10:08am
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @10:06

He's the only cat I've ever seen get a bushy tail when he's happy. It blows way up when he's getting brushed. We call it his happy bush.   10:08am
Sam: I got a 90 euro ticket in Paris for going through a red light on my bike. It wasn't an intersection, it was a crosswalk for pedestrians but nobody was crossing, and they still gave me a ticket.   10:08am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:07

Like the one from Screaming Jay Walker. ♥ 10:08am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:07

He's all better now! He jaywalks his whole way to softball practice! ♥ 10:09am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @9:59

Long ago, the open credits of Bozo the Clown had a grainy short movie of Bozo and his cohorts goofing on a Red Car trolly, as it vanishes into the grimy air downtown L. A. I looked in vain for it to no avail.

Makes me very nostalgic about my lost youth.

  10:09am
Creston the breakfast cook: This is always pure fire 🔥 l   10:09am
TerrDE: Oh yeah Kyrs , I'm aware. I got hit in a crosswalk by a right on red idiot who couldn't see what was in front of her. On the plus side I got some nice Hyperbaronic therapy and $10,000 w no permanent damage ♥ 10:09am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @10:08

All hail the Bone Accelerator! 10:09am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Jamaaladeen Tacuma - Renaissance Man.
Label: Gramavision.
Year: 1984.
Source: www.discogs.com... 10:09am
GERZ:

↳ Song: "Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag" by "Pigbag"

Brings back WCBN memories of playing this on air! ♥ 10:10am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:09

🦴💨               🌍 ♥ 10:10am
winston legthigh: mornin ken and sadists. zup syd! ♥ 10:11am
zachary:

↳ Song: "Dancing In Your Head" by "Jamaaladeen Tacuma"

That Albert Ayler sax line. ♥ 10:11am
Crownless Gander:

↳ Andres @10:04

Yes! I couldn't remember which CityTV or MuchMusic show used it. ♥ 10:11am
zachary:

↳ zachary @10:11

Wait. I meant Ornette Coleman.

AHHHHH! Too much sax!

♥ 10:12am
Krys O.:

↳ TerrDE @10:09

That's very lucky. ♥ 10:12am
steveo: SAX ME UP 10:12am
GERZ:

↳ Song: "Dancing In Your Head" by "Jamaaladeen Tacuma"

First guy to play a Steinberger bass back in the early 80ʻs. Lit him and Ornette Coleman for a gig at the Power Center in Ann Arbor back then. 10:13am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ Sam @10:08

After the 2004 Republican Convention in NYC the NYPD declared jihad on "rogue cyclists" for years. Literally following one guy for close to a mile to give him over half a dozen citations totalling close to a 1000$ .....

And now? Motorbikes ebikes scooters et al. have free rein on sidewalks.

Consistency not there thing.

♥ 10:13am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @10:08

I call it crossing the street lengthwise. ♥ 10:13am
steveo:

↳ steveo @10:12

SAX IT TO ME ♥ 10:13am
steveo: DISCO SAX ♥ 10:14am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ ∫ydniuß @10:10

“…listenin to Dead Moon!”   10:14am
alex: This song is sick. Reminds me of that warped Wicked Witch alb from a while back. ♥ 10:14am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:14

i know where the money goes   10:14am
吀o吀o (: Sax in rock went out of style in 1982. So this song must predate that year. ♥ 10:15am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:13

‘Nother shindig at Alan’s this Saturday 10:15am
GERZ:

↳ Chris from Brooklyn @10:13

The e-bikes that are souped up and driven by ninjas all dressed in black mainly doing food delivery are the scariest thing out there in NYC right now. Almost got hit twice yesterday by high speed ebikes going against marked lane direction. ♥ 10:16am
Triple G:

↳ -жеи @9:53

There are diagonal crosswalks in Nashville and (I've been told) parts of Hawaii, too.   10:16am
lpfnrobin:

↳ Crownless Gander @10:11

On MuchMusic - Black Label beer used to have great ads...this does resonate with the playa   10:16am
Porkee: "Resistance gets ... assimilated by the system and then sold ... back to us." 10:16am
Labelbot: Tony Bluetile data is missing. BAD (OR WORSE)! LABEL J BOT.   10:16am
吀o吀o (: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA   10:16am
milky oolong: WwwwwwwwwwwwWaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   10:16am
Andrew in Toronto: Hi Deano. ♥ 10:16am
Yes: <33333333 ♥ 10:16am
DanFA:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

dJADKJSAFKHSHKHKHKHKDhaksbakdbskcbjbjasbjkdjbjksbbbabcmasdKHWHKLlldLNCNN ♥ 10:16am
Crownless Gander:

↳ lpfnrobin @10:16

Yes! The beer for rich beatniks. ♥ 10:16am
Bob Tankenstein: #SummerVibes ♥ 10:16am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ zachary @10:11

I saw Jamaaleen Tacumu backing up Ornette Coleman at the Westwood Playhouse sometime in the 1980's. They played on a set of what looked like a sit-com living room.

Only in L.A. perhaps?

  10:16am
EdSpecial:

↳ GERZ @10:12

Inserts opened for Jamaaladeen Tacuma in the U-Club early 80s. He used my Ampeg amp with a 66" Gause speaker cab. 10:16am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ GERZ @10:15

Same here. Half a step away from being rear ended by a fool just yesterday ♥ 10:17am
Mr. Corey LLC:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

Yup.. Official song of summer.   10:17am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

I finally decipher the lyrics!!!

the HIGH-larious thing is that there are at least 6 missing BLEEPS!

♥ 10:17am
Bandit: Ahhh summer   10:17am
Andres:

↳ Crownless Gander @10:11

Classic show. Segments can be found on gootoob. Crazy that JD Roberts starts there and is now John Roberts on Fox. ♥ 10:17am
zachary:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

Wow. This is a trip. ♥ 10:17am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Chris from Brooklyn @10:13

"Motorbikes ebikes scooters et al. have free rein on sidewalks."

That is a misrepresentation straight out of the NY Post. The road system is endlessly rededicated only to cars even as more and more people's livelihoods depend on moving consumer goods around the city at high speeds in order not to be frozen out of work by "algorithms": we have clashing economic imperatives and entrenched privilege and the NYPD's response is to criminalize delivery workers (feeding them into the deportation machine). The chaos and violence out there are caused by cars, not bikes. I think something like .4 percent of pedestrian crash injuries are caused by bikes, but the NYPD targets bike riders over drivers almost exclusively.

♥ 10:17am
steveo: The beeps get me every time   10:17am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ steveo @10:13

Hi steveo. ♥ 10:17am
winston legthigh:

↳ Triple G @10:16

we have those in falica.   10:17am
JerzNativ: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ 10:17am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @10:16

Zup, Andrew ♥ 10:17am
DanFA:

↳ Bandit @10:17

Hey Bandit, I listened to the Dyngus show. It was polkatastic! ♥ 10:17am
steveo:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @10:17

How hi?   10:17am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ winston legthigh @10:17

Hi Winston. ♥ 10:17am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:15

Heading upstate-ish Sat. afternoon to celebrate K8 getting done with school for the year.   10:17am
Sam: The damn kids took over the beach yesterday and they were all blasting this song. Will summer ever end? ♥ 10:17am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

The bleeps are the piéce de resistance here. ♥ 10:18am
zachary:

↳ Franco Twinkie @10:16

Hahaha! That's hilarious, Franco. Awesome. I bet that was a show to see.

Did you help build the set?

  10:18am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @10:17

Another thing I figured it out is that is two singers not one. One is dead now.   10:18am
EdSpecial:

↳ EdSpecial @10:16

16" speaker. Not 66" Oy   10:18am
dave: Clicky starred ♥ 10:18am
Triple G: 𝐇𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐭 📻   10:18am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Bandit @10:17

Hi, Bandit.   10:18am
TerrDE: Krys , yes, they were stopped and somehow didn't see me on my bike. Oddly I had displaced my hip slightly exerciseing and falling knocked it back into place, lol. Days later I saw a truck go thru the crosswalk perpendicular to that one at 30 mph. Right on red has to go, at least here. ♥ 10:18am
steveo:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:17

So, like, the Bronx? ♥ 10:18am
∫ydniuß: now over to 14 where Fuzzy is putting for triple bogey   10:18am
Creston the breakfast cook: I wish Ken played this song more often lol ♥ 10:18am
Handy Haversack:

↳ steveo @10:18

Whoa, pally! Let's not go crazy! Astoria is far enough! ♥ 10:19am
winston legthigh: hey andrew! 10:19am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Extreme Noise Terror - The Peel Sessions '87 - '90.
Label: Strange Fruit.
Year: 1990.
Source: www.discogs.com... 10:19am
Chris from Brooklyn:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:17

Live in Chinatown BK.

Don't care for Murdoch lies either.

Live with it every single day pal.

Stand by my statement. Enforcement is precinct by precinct. 66 68 72 don't give a fig.

♥ 10:20am
DjLorraine:

↳ DanFA @10:17

Oo where is this polka Bandit show?   10:20am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Song: "Propaganda Theme FCC Remix" by "Tony Bluetile"

I got to admit that once I understood the lyrics, I kind of feel bad because they aren't funny. They are totally taken out of context.   10:20am
Housewives of the 70s: After hearing so much of our music on Wake & Bake we thought FMU was a safe place for us. But cruelly, no ♥ 10:20am
steveo:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:17

BASED   10:21am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Song: "I Am a Bloody Fool" by "Extreme Noise Terror"

YES! The Ipswich natives, Extreme Noise Terror. Pioneers of crust punk ♥ 10:21am
DanFA:

↳ DjLorraine @10:20

Radio row archives 10:21am
Chris from Brooklyn: Talking sidewalks. And active officers told me so. Not just delivery folk. Residents too.   10:22am
Sam:

↳ TerrDE @10:18

I agree, right on red sucks! People don't even slow down. ♥ 10:22am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:17

Time for hoverbikes to shine!   10:22am
dave: One of my neighbors was playing “we found love” by Rhianna and another was playing “Mr brightside” by the Killers and they fit together ♥ 10:22am
Jerseymoon: good morning fine people
nothing like smooth sounds to ease us into late Wednesday mornings
haha ♥ 10:22am
Aquebogue: I just hope the guttural screaming segment of the Wednesday morning time sot is coming up. ♥ 10:22am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "I Am a Bloody Fool" by "Extreme Noise Terror"

They had a great performance with the KLF at The Brits awards show. It involved a dead sheep ♥ 10:22am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Jerseymoon @10:22

Yo JM 🌖   10:23am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Song: "I Am a Bloody Fool" by "Extreme Noise Terror"

John Peel loved them. He produced that album. He kept asking them to go faster and faster. At the end Bullshit Propaganda song sounds like is sang by the chipmunks. 10:23am
Kitschy Mama:

↳ Song: "I Am a Bloody Fool" by "Extreme Noise Terror"

Great Anti-Nowhere League cover!   10:24am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @10:22

And don't forget the KLF firing a freaking AK-47 to the audience! 10:24am
GERZ:

↳ EdSpecial @10:18

Now that is some low end bass. Met him again recently. He is an Aguilar guy now....   10:24am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Jerseymoon @10:22

Hi Jerseymoon.   10:25am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Kitschy Mama @10:23

Hi Mama!   10:25am
TerrDE: Ought oh, another Muppet Demon mad about being constipated ♥ 10:25am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ zachary @10:18

No, but soon after I saw Philip Glass at a big theater downtown, and the guy behind the mixing board was the same guy who did the sound for Ornette. He was only too aware of his good fortune and did a lot of chair dancing as he twiddled the knobs. It was very distracting or highly amusing, depepending on how you looked at it. 10:25am
Labelbot: Alex Jones release info is a total mess. Low energy! LABEL J BOT. 10:25am
Kitschy Mama:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @10:25

Hola Andrew! ♥ 10:26am
∫ydniuß: 🌈🐸🐸 tough stuff, alex ♥ 10:26am
BillyLundun:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

FROGS!!!! ♥ 10:26am
Roberto:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

I have a turtle, she might be gay. ♥ 10:26am
Bandit:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

Heh he is IP is owned by the Onion now ♥ 10:26am
queems:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ♥ 10:26am
Andrew Waterloo: One of those cases where "it's not funny" just makes the laughs louder. 10:27am
beedee:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

les jolie grenouilles   10:27am
Tom from E-port:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

OMG WHO REALLY MADE THIS??? ♥ 10:27am
Roberto:

↳ Bandit @10:26

Tim Heidecker is now hosting. 10:27am
Bag of Boxes:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

That's not a nice thing to say about Canadians. 10:27am
Labelbot: They can’t find Slurmcore’s label. Incompetent! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 10:27am
zachary:

↳ Franco Twinkie @10:25

Ha! Nice. That's cool. Small world out there.

Which were you, Franco? Distracted or amused? Both?

♥ 10:27am
Yes: TY Ken ♥ 10:27am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Bandit @10:26

So they could make a proper video of this... ♥ 10:27am
DjLorraine:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @10:22

KLF, did they rock you? (As stated in the song) ♥ 10:27am
unpopularfred:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

happy Pride Month ribbit ♥ 10:27am
Bandit:

↳ Song: "My Way" by "Frank Slurmatra"

WFMU is getting on the Slurmcore train!! ♥ 10:27am
Jerseymoon:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:22

Hello Deano, nice waxing gibbous you've got there ♥ 10:27am
zachary:

↳ Bandit @10:27

Ken is the conductor of the Slurmcore Express. ♥ 10:27am
PaulRobeson1926:

↳ Song: "Gay Frogs Remix" by "Alex Jones"

Used to see lots of Infowars stickers all over Long Island. On the back of stop signs, everywhere   ♥ 10:27am
GG Jerz: I swear FMU is where I first heard Alex Jones, back in the 90s. They aired his show when he was just a random anti-establishment crank. ♥ 10:28am
Bandit:

↳ zachary @10:27

Remember our whole phone call about Slurmcore?! ♥ 10:28am
Webhamster Henry: Are we getting any KK Slider today? ♥ 10:28am
Hunterian:

↳ Song: "My Way" by "Frank Slurmatra"

Is this Frank Slurmatra? ♥ 10:28am
steveo: "Metadata Gap" sounds like it could be the name of the band on the missing-info track itself. Steveo would probably approve. ♥ 10:28am
Jerseymoon:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @10:24

Good morning Andrew   10:28am
TerrDE: Slurm ! From Contented Slugs 10:28am
Labelbot: DO SOMETHING! No release information found for Dazzle Monroe. LABEL J BOT.   10:28am
Casimir Pulaski:

↳ Song: "My Way" by "Frank Slurmatra"

THAT WAS KRUNK   10:28am
Tom from E-port:

↳ PaulRobeson1926 @10:27

He is still broadcasting, just not under the InfoWars name. ♥ 10:28am
Jerseymoon:

↳ TerrDE @10:25

but aren't they all? ♥ 10:29am
Adi From Sheffield: Pan time ♥ 10:29am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ DjLorraine @10:27

Oh always. I love KLF ♥ 10:29am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:28

KK Slurmcore? ♥ 10:29am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Song: "Lucky Discourse (Lene Lovich vs Sleaford Mods)" b...

tanz neues jersey ♥ 10:29am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Lucky Discourse (Lene Lovich vs Sleaford Mods)" b...

oooh oooohh OOOOOO ooooh! ♥ 10:30am
Fishtown Mike:

↳ Song: "Lucky Discourse (Lene Lovich vs Sleaford Mods)" b...

I love this mash-up. The video is good too.   10:30am
TerrDE: Not the ones on the Bonniville Salt Flats ! ♥ 10:30am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "Lucky Discourse (Lene Lovich vs Sleaford Mods)" b...

🙏 ♥ 10:30am
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Jerseymoon @10:27

I try to stick with the current phase ♥ 10:30am
Deano de los Muertos: Back to work! ♥ 10:31am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ zachary @10:27

Both I'd say. It's my love of clueless public display that made me sit up and take notice. ♥ 10:31am
Jerseymoon:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:30

oddly, it's the moon I was born under.
always good to be current
enjoy your work! 10:31am
Labelbot: DJ HUNDEFRIEDHOF & Pilzaddicted & Lexia Starnum & 13 release info is a total mess. Low energy! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 10:32am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @10:30

Something need Deaning? ♥ 10:32am
PaulRobeson1926:

↳ Tom from E-port @10:28

Yes, Mr.Ken is Broadcasting   10:33am
Soundsearch: Labelbot, poor thing. It took me all of a second. Are you updated ? ♥ 10:33am
Jerseymoon:

↳ ∫ydniuß @10:32

everything's better after Deaning ♥ 10:34am
regina j:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:17

I dunno, Handy: motorized bikes and scooters are a real danger on sidewalks, and of course, there have recently been a few devastating accidents involving e-bikes and e-scooters on bridges and in bike lanes. But of course you're right about cars, and the NY Times just published a piece about the growing popularity of vehicles that are so high off the ground that their drivers can't see pedestrians or cyclists. Honestly: I love riding my bike, but I'm loathe to do it on roadways these days and stick to riding in Liberty State Park (and of course, riding in the park is no guarantee of safety, as in the case of my son's accident, which was caused by a clueless cyclist). Sigh. Here's the NY Times piece, which is really scary. www.nytimes.com... ♥ 10:34am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Jerseymoon @10:33

Dean me up Scotty   10:34am
吀o吀o (:

↳ GG Jerz @10:27

Who here remembers when Ken channelled one of those radio host cranks out of the blue? I think he did it for the entirety of the show! Most bizarre Ken's show so far. Well, that one and the one where Ken was Andy's puppet. ♥ 10:34am
pgalub: Hey Ken and everyone.   ♥ 10:36am
GG Jerz:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @10:34

Haha missed that one.   10:36am
TerrDE: Jerseymoon, w the interest in Astrology I wonder why the moon phase your born under isn't a thing....."yeah, its because I was a Full Moon baby"   10:36am
Ochre Ogre: Mornin Ken, F0F0 and Kenners!   10:37am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Soundsearch @10:33

Labelbot is now pressing his "Update Internet" button. ♥ 10:37am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Ochre Ogre @10:36

morn red fred   10:37am
Sam:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @10:37

Is Labelbot gonna go naked?   10:37am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Ochre Ogre @10:36

Welcome, Ochre Ogre! the ogrest ochre that there is! 10:38am
beedee: y ahora quiero ser tu perro   ♥ 10:38am
Thelud: And if we had a chance to do it all again, tell me, would we? Could we? ♥ 10:39am
∫ydniuß: Tim has been doing well 👍   10:39am
Sam: The Peel sessions took place in East Banana ♥ 10:39am
Otis Fodder: Hi Ken && Folks! 10:40am
Bag of Boxes: Last I heard, Tim Heidecker was going to be the lead of the InfoWars site. 10:40am
beedee:

↳ Bag of Boxes @10:40

I hurt-smiled when I read that ♥ 10:40am
Triple G: Third base!   10:41am
Ochre Ogre: Yet ANOTHER morning to find that f'n "Mangolini" (trump) is upright! ♥ 10:41am
Gregosaurus: Somebody reboot Ken! ♥ 10:41am
milksop: I'm still listening to New Pink Floyd on their Bandcamp. ♥ 10:41am
Jerseymoon:

↳ TerrDE @10:36

full mooners could blame so much stuff on that!
I met a guy born during a solar eclipse who said he "only felt truly seen by others" when it was during an eclipse.
I can't even remember how I found out the moon of my birth but it is a cool thing to read about.
you can find the info just based on your birthday
each moon phase supposedly has a personality. because, why not?
In Hawaii every day of every moon has a different name and different purpose ♥ 10:42am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Otis Fodder @10:39

Good Morning Otis!   10:42am
Hi from Holland:

↳ Song: "Lucky Discourse (Lene Lovich vs Sleaford Mods)" b...

Aloha! That rocked hard.   10:43am
Brendan: Nutria ♥ 10:43am
Gregosaurus: Wombats are awesome. ♥ 10:43am
The Oscar: Wombats are marsupials-- and they poop cubes! ♥ 10:44am
Lizardner Dave !: Nutria. ♥ 10:44am
Noir Lover: Capybara colonies run free in Rio de Janiero city parks ♥ 10:44am
MeMo BoingBoing: lol not neutrinos   10:44am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Sam @10:37

never wears clothes while identifying songs.   10:44am
Sam: Oh yeah, the neutrinos are out of control in New Orleans. That place is fucked on a subatomic level.   10:44am
TerrDE: Formerly sub atomic particles, now vicious rodents   10:44am
吀o吀o (: YEAH! WORLD CUP DEATH WATCH report! ♥ 10:45am
Artie: Pretty sure that's nutria, not neutrinos, which are small and unlikely to interfere with your day-drinking. ♥ 10:45am
Gregosaurus: Checking with Neil Tyson on these neutrino rumours.   10:45am
Greg-the-corrector: Sorry. They’re nutrias. The live in the river I pass by on the way to work. They’re not aggressive at all, but they do have disgusting yellow teeth. I work in Germany. ♥ 10:45am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @10:44

They devastate grasslands and marshes but they are apparently easy enough to trap
They are trying to get people to eat their meat, but it's hard to shake the rat thing   10:45am
Aldo hi: Remember that insomniac with Dave attell light night bar hop show? He went nutria hunting from the bed of a truck on the episode ♥ 10:45am
Krys O.: Wombat rescue is a thing. ♥ 10:45am
steveo,: "The Onion doesn’t yet have permission to publish under the Infowars brand, and Jones is fighting the takeover in court. Nevertheless, The Onion plans to launch its new version of Infowars on July 2, CEO Ben Collins wrote in a staff memo shared with MS NOW. The new website and social media channels will feature original programming, including a parody of Jones’ old show, and will route more than $100,000 to the Sandy Hook families, an initial payment drawn from rainbow-colored Infowars merchandise The Onion has sold in anticipation of its takeover. "
(MS now, June 18 www.ms.now... )   10:45am
TerrDE: DEATH TO THE WORLD CUP !   10:46am
Sam: What if a famous rock star is in a hot air balloon over a World Cup match? 10:46am
Bag of Boxes: We need to get those numbers up! ♥ 10:46am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Sean Bikes @10:45

2nd 'they' is the authorities ♥ 10:46am
Adi From Sheffield: I reckon it will be 11 deaths   10:46am
Andres: Nutria.   10:46am
TerrDE: Aldo , yeah I saw that one. " Lots of animals were harmed" ♥ 10:46am
Krys O.: Cheesecake and Pumpkin are internet sensation capybaras.

www.upworthy.com...

  10:47am
frenchee:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @10:44

Oh Ken! you so funny. Nutria coats were popular in the olden days ♥ 10:47am
Jerseymoon: loving the show today
I got to meet Jamaladean in his studio in Philly and hang for a rehearsal
I used to hang around with/date/ make old style posters for a band from Philly called New Ghost and the guitar player, Rick Iannacone was good friends with him.
Loved being immersed in all that wild creative jazz. like my missing link of music really.
New Ghost opened once for Zorn in a tiny weird druggy club in NYC and Zorn played the mouthpiece of his horn as an instrument.
one of these songs today reminded me of that.
in the best possible way, of course 10:47am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Avril A - Housewife Superstar.
Label: Memory Dance.
Source: www.discogs.com... ♥ 10:47am
Kat in the chat: Let me know when you have a category for a rideshare driver getting shot outside my window while waiting to pick up riders from the giant "FIFA Fan Fest" at the park down the street from me in Philly. That happened.   10:47am
Brendan: Atomic wombats emit neutrinos. Radioactive ducks quark. ♥ 10:48am
winston legthigh: the re-launch of infowars should coincide with x-day on july 5.   10:49am
吀o吀o (:

↳ winston legthigh @10:48

wait, didn't The Onion bought the site or something? 10:49am
Labelbot: Where is the label info for Laurice? NOT GOOD! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 10:49am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Kat in the chat @10:47

fucking hell

Philly always finds a way to bring surprise chaos

  10:49am
Sam: The Onion only made sense when the world was normal. Now the real news is so wacky there's nothing left to parody. ♥ 10:49am
Jerseymoon:

↳ Kat in the chat @10:47

oh wow, how terrible. So sorry you witnessed that and sad for the guy and his loved ones. ♥ 10:50am
Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜: Greets Ken, all! ♥ 10:50am
Hunterian:

↳ Kat in the chat @10:47

I keep hearing horror stories about rideshare drivers and food delivery drivers getting shot in Philly… ♥ 10:50am
winston legthigh:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @10:49

it was obtained by the onion as part of the sandy hook victim settlement. ♥ 10:51am
Otis Fodder:

↳ Song: "Afraid" by "Laurice"

Yesss Laurice, I am not afraid anymore. ♥ 10:51am
steveo,: This reminds me of something, something I once lost ♥ 10:52am
Jerseymoon:

↳ winston legthigh @10:48

x day! I haven't thought about that in years!
are you in the church of the sub-genius? I used to go out to Brushwood in NY for the big gathering party
that would be perfect though.
"on brand" so to speak
perfect slack 10:52am
beedee:

↳ Aldo hi @10:45

2nd TV reference I thought of when I saw the mention of the word "nutria". 1st was Elaine Benes' fur hat purchase on Seinfeld   10:53am
Sound Search: Well I did have to be "listening" so 5 seconds instead of 1 . My AI friend iscalling it a " power ballad". It might be doped w Lead or something   10:53am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Brendan @10:47

Atomic Wombat is a band. 10:53am
Labelbot: Where is the label info for Chou? NOT GOOD! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 10:53am
Jerseymoon:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜 @10:50

Hello Threemoons! ♥ 10:54am
steveo,:

↳ steveo, @10:51

Oh yeah, Bowie ♥ 10:54am
winston legthigh:

↳ Jerseymoon @10:52

i never got that involved, only learned about bob late in the game here on tbe accu.   10:55am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Sam @10:49

nah, i don't think so. the other day i read an article -probs the onion- about a UFC event outside the White House. HAHA! So funny. They're so quirky. ♥ 10:55am
winston legthigh: praise bob. 10:55am
Labelbot: I looked for XLOTY but found nothing. The failing search engine is at it again! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 10:56am
Hunterian:

↳ winston legthigh @10:55

Praise Bob! 10:56am
GERZ: When will the rodent uprising occur in Manhattan?   10:56am
Sound Search: Nope fooled me too. I even hallucinated it was Capsized by Andrew Byrd and misspelled his name 10:57am
GERZ: I saw this documentary the other day called Idiocracy... ♥ 10:57am
∫ydniuß: might be hearing a leadup to nicklebag ♥ 10:57am
regina j:

↳ Kat in the chat @10:47

That's utterly horrifying. I'm so sorry. ♥ 10:57am
Kat in the chat: Thanks, Jerseymoon (the playlist reply thing doesn't work on my work PC). It wasn't fatal, the woman got shot in the shoulder when attempting to escape a robbery attempt. I didn't see it, but it was right after I went to bed and I heard it happen and was awake for quite a while after that. The neighborhood is normally pretty chill.   10:58am
吀o吀o (: You mean the other song of the summer 2026?! 10:58am
beedee:

↳ ∫ydniuß @10:57

everything is a lead up to nicklebag full o tears ♥ 10:58am
winston legthigh:

↳ GERZ @10:57

it was a prophecy. ♥ 10:58am
PaulRobeson1926:

↳ GERZ @10:56

Soon as they become highly educated and wealthy beyond yer wildest imagination ♥ 10:58am
zachary:

↳ Bandit @10:28

Ha! Not the entire call.

SLURM!

♥ 10:58am
-жеи:

↳ Kat in the chat @10:47

I saw that one.. not counting it but there's a ton of pre- and post-World Cup Deaths also, unfortunately   10:58am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @10:58

∫ydniuß   10:58am
Sound Search: Unless its Can't Get Enough by Mary J Bilge I'm lost too ♥ 10:59am
zachary:

↳ Franco Twinkie @10:31

Ha! That's what makes you a great storyteller, Franco. ♥ 11:00am
Kat in the chat: Yeah I am not a fan of this "Fan Fest," my neighbors with kids can't use the park all summer, and it is noisy. The advertising planes circling around for hours are really bad.   11:00am
吀o吀o (: Can't wait for the World Cup Death Report when Ken (aka Newcaster Disaster), in his football referee role gives a death card for every decesased. 11:01am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Period Bomb - Threat.
Label: Crass Lips Records.
Year: 2023.
Source: www.discogs.com... ♥ 11:03am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:00

Perhaps Ken should wear the customary black ref top and blow the final whistle. ♥ 11:04am
Hunterian:

↳ Kat in the chat @11:00

Yeah my brother lives next to that park, I feel sorry for the dogs that normally go there for walks/runs ♥ 11:04am
DjLorraine:

↳ TerrDE @10:36

This is the 1st breach birth reference today. maybe Ken will play Babys: Head First   11:04am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:03

Yes, great idea! A final whistle for every death announced. ♥ 11:04am
Jerseymoon:

↳ winston legthigh @10:54

I was involved by proxy kind of. my boyfriend at the time was waaay into it.
I went for the naked camping haha
but I totally could not figure out if they felt it was real religion or a parody or both or just a gag. he said it was a real religion to him so I guess it was. it was a really lot of fun whatever it was ♥ 11:05am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Kat in the chat @11:00

But what about the economic impact? ♥ 11:06am
winston legthigh:

↳ Jerseymoon @11:04

its as real as any other religion. ♥ 11:06am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:04

Ken would make a great ref. I can imagine him impassively standing up to some preening striker and abruptly flashing the red... ♥ 11:06am
Jerseymoon:

↳ winston legthigh @10:58

it so was ♥ 11:06am
-жеи:

↳ Greg-the-corrector @10:45

Nutrias! Egad. Sorry. I always confuse rodents with sub-atomic particles   11:07am
?:

↳ -жеи @11:06

Bens song   11:07am
Sam:

↳ -жеи @11:06

That says a lot about YOU Ken ♥ 11:07am
steveo,: My new band: Subatomic Rodents ♥ 11:08am
Jerseymoon:

↳ winston legthigh @11:06

that's true.
I did get that point
the great Bob in the sky ♥ 11:08am
-жеи:

↳ Sam @11:07

Well Geez, they're almost the same size. Easy to corn-fuse 'em   11:08am
TerrDE: DJLorraine, That's a breach reference ? Coincidentally I was a breach birth. I hit the ground runnin ♥ 11:09am
winston legthigh:

↳ Jerseymoon @11:06

we have the actual wresting tournament at the white house. water the crops with brondo. 11:09am
Labelbot: DO SOMETHING! No release information found for O Sees. LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:10am
-жеи:

↳ TerrDE @11:08

Breach birth? Flexing your vaginal birth? I waqs Ceasarian and there aint no shame in it!   11:10am
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ -жеи @11:10

Hi Ken! ♥ 11:11am
Kat in the chat: I feel bad for your brother, Hunterian! I'm a couple blocks away at least. I will say that the fans themselves have been well behaved on our street. (So far.) ♥ 11:11am
steveo,:

↳ -жеи @11:10

The trees are marching on Elsinore! ♥ 11:11am
winston legthigh:

↳ winston legthigh @11:09

that will leave more drinking water for the ai data centers.   11:11am
Sound Search: Bandcamp. I did have to "listen" tho ♥ 11:12am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ -жеи @11:10

I caused my Mum to have to be in a dark room for a few days after my birth and her blood pressure went up. I don't know what that is but it's true 😁 ♥ 11:13am
Jerseymoon:

↳ winston legthigh @11:09

I think about that every day now.
when does Gatorade start sponsoring the lawn maintenance at the WH? ♥ 11:13am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:12

I hope the prints came out good ;) ♥ 11:13am
winston legthigh:

↳ Jerseymoon @11:13

lolz! 11:13am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Knusperkeks - Die Kompletten Krümel.
Label: Minimalkombinat.
Year: 2022.
Source: www.discogs.com...   11:13am
TerrDE: Ken, I was lucky Mon didn't strangle me ! It happens too often , which is why most folks are born upside down ♥ 11:14am
DjLorraine:

↳ TerrDE @11:08

Unchained! Hehe ♥ 11:15am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ ∫ydniuß @11:13

🤣 11:15am
beedee:

↳ Song: "'Ölscheichs" by "Knusperkeks"

Jump rope to this or throw marbles? Both? ♥ 11:15am
steveo:

↳ steveo, @11:11

uhhhh Birnam Wood   11:16am
TerrDE: Although, that would look good on a tombstone " Strangled to death by a vagina"   11:16am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:12

You were developed like a photo in the darkroom.   11:17am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:16

ah ∫ydniuß beat me to it! ♥ 11:17am
Handy Haversack:

↳ steveo @11:15

I've seen the last surviving tree from Birnam Wood!   11:17am
吀o吀o (: Alright! Here comes the WCDR ! ♥ 11:18am
steveo:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:17

Neat! ♥ 11:18am
Hunterian:

↳ steveo @11:15

We're all thinking the same thing—Statio as MacDuff ♥ 11:18am
∫ydniuß:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:17

sorry one voucher: 🎟️ ♥ 11:19am
steveo:

↳ steveo @11:18

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, 11:19am
GERZ:

↳ TerrDE @11:16

How about "He came, and then he went."   11:19am
吀o吀o (: Only 6 from 5 billion people watching it around the world?! 11:19am
GERZ: Awww...for the love of sport... 11:20am
Bag of Boxes: At least they died doing what they love. ♥ 11:20am
DjLorraine:

↳ GERZ @11:19

🏆 ♥ 11:21am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Bag of Boxes @11:20

ahh meth   11:21am
TerrDE: ... and 17 spectators and one player as Mr Dylan's Hot Air Ballon he was watching the match from caught a lightning tower and crashed ♥ 11:22am
∫ydniuß: he didn’t even have a wallet ♥ 11:22am
winston legthigh: allegedly.   11:22am
吀o吀o (: KEN! What about the old man from Germany that died outside the stadium just before the first match?! 11:23am
GERZ: El Segundo?!? Used to live there. Not many pools...wonder whoʻs it was?   11:23am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:22

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jun/11/man-dies-estadio-azteca-ahead-world-cup-2026-opener ♥ 11:23am
Roberto: YES THE WORLD CUP DEATH WATCH IS BACK!!   11:23am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:23

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jun/11/man-dies-estadio-azteca-ahead-world-cup-2026-opener ♥ 11:23am
Sean Bikes: Jesus Christ man
A kid died   11:23am
TerrDE: We can do it if we try ! USA USA USA ! ♥ 11:24am
steveo: But how many non-World Cup deaths were there? I suspect that overall, attending the world cup is less deadly than not attending 11:24am
Bag of Boxes: So at this rate the total may be around 24? 11:24am
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Sean Erickson (3) - Never Give Up.
Label: Not On Label (Sean Erickson (3) Self-released).
Year: 1995.
Source: www.discogs.com... ♥ 11:24am
Ken From Hyde Park: There must be at least a handful of deaths due to persons failing to pay off World Cup gambling losses. ♥ 11:24am
Lizardner Dave !: Just don't do the death watch coming out of a goddamn uptempo record. ♥ 11:24am
DanFA: Did anyone check Polymarket or Kalshi? 11:25am
beedee:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:24

ponderous man.... they do this to me every goddamn time man 11:25am
GERZ:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:24

Copy you Casey   11:25am
吀o吀o (:

↳ TerrDE @11:23

A 80 year old man dies while presenting the trophy to the World Cup winners. ♥ 11:25am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:24

lmao ♥ 11:25am
∫ydniuß: snuggles   11:25am
Wenzo: No deaths by hit air balloon misadventure related to the World Cup so far then?   11:26am
Wenzo: *hot air balloon 11:26am
Labelbot: mmm has no label data. Very unfair! LABEL J BOT. 11:26am
beedee:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:25

Gotta get that weight down though, up the dose of the experimental meds. Gotta leave a nice bod for the box ♥ 11:26am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Wenzo @11:25

We're checking with Irving in Miami Beach. ♥ 11:27am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Gregosaurus @11:26

check deplorable.biz ♥ 11:27am
-жеи:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:25

Where did that happen f0f0? I may have missed that one or it might be the heart attack in Mexico I already announced. ♥ 11:27am
coelacanth∅:

↳ steveo @11:24

good point.
...who's playing again? the knicks?   11:27am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @11:24

oh yeah. for starters, all the people that bet their house on Haiti to win it.   11:28am
吀o吀o (:

↳ -жеи @11:27

81 German fan dies outside the stadium before initial match:

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jun/11/man-dies-estadio-azteca-ahead-world-cup-2026-opener

♥ 11:28am
winston legthigh:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:27

i bet the house on harry kane, same result. ♥ 11:28am
Handy Haversack:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:27

I bet YOUR house. ♥ 11:29am
-жеи:

↳ -жеи @11:27

Ah, that was the Mexican Heart attack, I think... different accounts on the details but same death,., ♥ 11:29am
Jerseymoon: I feel totally creepy that I listened to the whole thing.
I figured as Ken read their death circumstances I could send a peaceful brain/heart wave out for each one and their loved ones.
but I feel like I need to scrub my heart from the inside out especially as the comedic bring out your dead played behind
maybe I am not dark enough for the watch?
gotta go do real world stuff now
nice chattin' with you all
hydrate
stay alive out there, sports fans. ♥ 11:29am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:28

quality pints in your house   11:30am
TerrDE: Bye JM ♥ 11:30am
Jerseymoon:

↳ TerrDE @11:30

bye, enjoy your day   11:30am
吀o吀o (:

↳ -жеи @11:29

yeah, easy to confuse a German fan with a Mexican one. Like rodents with sub-atomic particles. ♥ 11:31am
Sean Bikes:

↳ Jerseymoon @11:29

Same   11:31am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:28

oh crap. Here i go again. to live with the rodents inside the manholes. 11:31am
Labelbot: I searched for James "Iron Head" Baker & Prison Group. Empty! Just like the Fake News! LABEL J BOT. 11:32am
beedee:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:30

It all depends on how they use their accordion after they are done working tirelessly to complete the railroads under extremely harsh conditions. 11:33am
Labelbot: No label found for Abby The Spoon Lady. Big trouble! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:33am
Listener Jonny in MA/RI:

↳ Song: "Black Betty (original)" by "James "Iron Head" Bak...

@Ken:

Bill Bartlett, who was THE guy in Ram Jam was also THE guy in the Lemon Pipers who did "Green Tambourine".

He's my friend's uncle.

11:33am
Labelbot: I searched for Abby Roach The Spoon Lady. Empty! Just like the Fake News! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:33am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Labelbot @11:33

no one can blame you 🍴 11:33am
GERZ:

↳ Song: "Black Betty (original)" by "James "Iron Head" Bak...

Damn thing gone wild 11:34am
Bag of Boxes:

↳ Song: "Spoon solo" by "Abby Roach The Spoon Lady"

Just eat your soup. ♥ 11:34am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "Spoon solo" by "Abby Roach The Spoon Lady"

Is this British, it's the sort of thing Cockneys do. 11:35am
Labelbot: I searched for Steve Hickman Hambone Artist. Empty! Just like the Fake News! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:35am
Hunterian:

↳ Song: "Spoon solo" by "Abby Roach The Spoon Lady"

Spoon Lady! Hamboning can't be far off! ♥ 11:35am
Handy Haversack:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:31

They are surprisingly welcoming and cosmopolitan. I think you'll be very happy. A whole new life opens up for you!   11:35am
Sam:

↳ Bag of Boxes @11:34

Waiter, taste the soup!
Why what's the matter?
Just taste the soup!
Is it too hot? What's the problem?
Just taste the soup!
But there's no spoon.
Aha!! ♥ 11:36am
cosmic matrix:

↳ Song: "Hambone Solo Live In Concert" by "Steve Hickman H...

i hear human meat ♥ 11:36am
steveo: The spoon lady doesn't need a label and she doesn't need to explain herself either ♥ 11:36am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "Hambone Solo Live In Concert" by "Steve Hickman H...

Live from Andy Breckman's Masturbatorium ♥ 11:36am
Kat in the chat: Wow Jonny, I would NOT have connected Ram Jam and the Lemon Pipers!   11:36am
TerrDE: Listner Jonny , wow , everyone looks quite young in the video. I heard them live in DC opening for Queen.   11:36am
Sam:

↳ steveo @11:36

What's to label? It's a freakin' spoon! ♥ 11:36am
Hunterian:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:36

Oy vey—ow! ♥ 11:37am
Handy Haversack: The dog and I are walking K8 over the bridge. Thanks, Ken! Good to have you back. LA can free its own damn form.

Later on, all! Adios, 吀o吀o!

♥ 11:37am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Hambone Solo Live In Concert" by "Steve Hickman H...

One of my bucket list goals is to become a proficient hamboner. ♥ 11:37am
Roberto:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:36

Adi wins the comments! ♥ 11:37am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "Hambone Solo Live In Concert" by "Steve Hickman H...

Mouth sounds, Krys O! ♥ 11:37am
clarabowie: exquisite hamboning   11:37am
Sam:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:36

I be strokin'! ♥ 11:37am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Roberto @11:37

🙈🙉   11:37am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:37

Saying bye from my manhole, Handy! Take care.   11:38am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:36

HA! 11:38am
Labelbot: WITCH HUNT! They are hiding the album info for Geiger von Muller. LABEL J BOT.   11:39am
Ochre Ogre: Thanks Ken!
Cheers all ♥ 11:40am
steveo:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:37

TMI   11:40am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Adi From Sheffield @11:36

Now I'm scare to see the original video. ♥ 11:40am
DjLorraine: I got to enjoy the bands Strangelove (Depeche Mode experience) and Love Song (Cure). It was enjoyable. ♥ 11:42am
∫ydniuß:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:40

🕳️ 11:42am
Labelbot: Nails on a Chalkboard album info is missing. Weak! We need the facts now! LABEL J BOT.   11:42am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Ochre Ogre @11:39

Bye Ochre! Have a ogrest day! ♥ 11:43am
winston legthigh: thanks ken, bots and non-bots. later! ♥ 11:43am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Song: "Super Duper Omega Song" by "Nails on a Chalkboard"

Ω ♥ 11:43am
∫ydniuß:

↳ winston legthigh @11:43

l8r winston! 🪵 ♥ 11:44am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "Super Duper Omega Song" by "Nails on a Chalkboard"

Well...he got there.   11:44am
吀o吀o (: Looks a lot like the rabbit hole i went down the other day! Mr Rabbit was having dinner with his family. He stood up from the table, came to me and slapped me in the face. Never again going to that rabbit hole again.   11:44am
dave: Oh kool, i didn’t miss the nails on the chalkboard portion of the show   11:45am
吀o吀o (:

↳ 吀o吀o ( @11:44

Sydniuß: ♥ 11:45am
Bob Tankenstein: Thanks Statio! Zupbye, Syd! Later, folks! ♥ 11:46am
Roberto: Oh hell no 11:46am
Labelbot: Art Garfunkel has no data. A complete and total failure! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:46am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Bob Tankenstein @11:45

remember what the dormouse said ♥ 11:47am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

I don't get Art. 11:47am
beedee: I thought we were going to get an "eefing" solo after the spoons and hambones. Another show maybe. Highly recommend. George Carlin (inspired by Spike Jones) did an eefing bit on Class Clown lp about 7 mins into the first track. ♥ 11:47am
Roberto:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

Has anyone ever mashed this up with the goddam dead dog dedication? ♥ 11:47am
steveo:

↳ Labelbot @11:46

I wouldn't say he's a COMPLETE failure ♥ 11:48am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

From the Best of Simon and Motherfunkel.   11:48am
TerrDE: Alright, who's been farting ? Everyone's leaving. 11:48am
beedee:

↳ ∫ydniuß @11:46

[sigh] ... pour some tea on his nose... It didn't do any good... It never does.... ♥ 11:48am
Kat in the chat: Art Garfunkel here is the definition of "insufferable" ♥ 11:49am
Gregosaurus: Art is decidedly NOT the Big Daddy.   11:49am
lil rob: ohhh this is what Paul Simon meant 11:49am
beedee:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

Forget VH Panama... blast this to terrorize people.   11:49am
Count Reeshard: Art proves that you don’t have to be a toothless Appalachian playing the theme to ‘Deliverance’ on a banjo to be inbred. ♥ 11:49am
∫ydniuß: help im a rock   11:49am
Sam: Ken, I need to leave 10 minutes early today. I have to go to the orthodontist.   11:49am
TerrDE: Good one , The Oscar ! ♥ 11:50am
Delicate Chester:

↳ Roberto @11:47

Ponderousness and ponderosity aplenty ♥ 11:50am
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @11:47

Art is being fuckin' ponderous here. ♥ 11:50am
DjLorraine:

↳ TerrDE @11:08

Not really but she wrote full "moon" 11:50am
beedee:

↳ ∫ydniuß @11:49

No man is Long Guy-Land ♥ 11:50am
Hunterian:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

I'm getting really psyched for some Art Slurmfunkel ♥ 11:50am
Krys O.: Do you remember when Art Garfunkel walked across America?

The Route and the Adventure

​

Art Garfunkel walked over several years, often in segments of around 100 miles, always starting again from his home in Manhattan. He describes:

​

“I have walked one-eighth of the northern hemisphere. The walk began in the ’80s, from coast to coast, along back roads, small towns, and fascinating landscapes. Sometimes I was alone, sometimes accompanied by my wife, my brother, or friends like Jimmy Webb.”
— Art Garfunkel

​

His goal was to experience America authentically – not as a tourist, but as a walker who feels the soul of the country.

♥ 11:50am
Rich in Washington: I remember seeing a TV interview with Art around the time that Paul Simon was all over the place with his ethno-plundery albums and the sour grapes apparent in Art's responses - usually spoken in the third person for some reason - was insufferable. So awkward.
When asked about Simon's Graceland, he sort of feigned having never listenened to it or knowning of it. ♥ 11:50am
Webhamster Henry: art Garfunkel, the WFMU segue from a nails on a Chalkboard track. ♥ 11:51am
DanFA:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

How pretentious can you get? ♥ 11:51am
coelacanth∅:

↳ The Oscar @11:47

hahaha   11:51am
吀o吀o (: You now what else comes natural and it should be respected? Jaywalking. ♥ 11:51am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

Jesus... ♥ 11:51am
Triple G: Thankfully there were no innocent Paul Simons on the ground   11:51am
Mich: Until today I lived in ignorant bliss about this ♥ 11:51am
clarabowie:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:50

ethno-plundery...nice neologism! ♥ 11:52am
Rich in Washington: that said, I'd rather listen to Garfunkel's solo stuff than much of Simon's. 11:52am
beedee: I'd like to go a little windier.... (missed opportunity there whew). Mighty indeed 11:52am
Labelbot: William Shatner info is nowhere to be found. A total hoax! LABEL J BOT. ♥ 11:52am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ clarabowie @11:51

Obligatory Drew Friedman cartoon:
2.bp.blogspot.com... 11:52am
beedee: I'm sorry Mr Welles but I think there was a bit of a "gonk"... ♥ 11:52am
BillyLundun:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Ohhhkkk ♥ 11:53am
Rich in Washington:

↳ Webhamster Henry @11:52

Ha ha ha! I remember that cartoon! ♥ 11:53am
Krys O.:

↳ Krys O. @11:50

You can revel in the joy of a pdf file of Artie's walks from 1983-1997:

www.artgarfunkel.com...

11:53am
beedee:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Well uh... speak up!   11:53am
吀o吀o (:

↳ Kat in the chat @11:48

The best bit of that track is when the music producer/sound engineer says " I agree lets move on". ♥ 11:53am
Garrity:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Thought he said,"lame"
My god man, he's got a fazer!!! ♥ 11:53am
BillyLundun:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

That producer is so annoying! ♥ 11:54am
Roberto:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Don't sabotahhj the Shat. ♥ 11:54am
steveo: The 21st century is, like, half over, man 11:54am
GERZ:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

WHOA! Pill popping with Captain Kirk! ♥ 11:54am
clarabowie:

↳ Webhamster Henry @11:52

I do think of that cartoon when I hear ethno-Simon tracks 11:54am
beedee:

↳ Krys O. @11:53

Oooo can there be an audio book of that please? Like 50 cds long. Painstaking detail on each syllable he is about to utter or just uttered? One can only hope... ♥ 11:54am
BillyLundun:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

NNNNNNoooooooo I really mean it! ♥ 11:54am
coelacanth∅:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

i Fucking Love the Shat ♥ 11:54am
Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

I'm on the Shat's side in this battle. ♥ 11:55am
Bob Tankenstein:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

This is synchronicity ♥ 11:55am
Krys O.: Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango. ♥ 11:55am
∫ydniuß: one of my favorite quotes: George Takei:
“Bill? Friends?” ♥ 11:55am
BillyLundun: Shatner putting him on full phaser blast!!! ♥ 11:55am
Webhamster Henry: haha StartWreck fight music! ♥ 11:55am
DanFA: Hahahaha. The music ♥ 11:55am
Garrity:

↳ Garrity @11:53

PHASER !!!   11:55am
Sam: Shatner's being such a dick 11:55am
beedee: Too much directing here... I take direction from ONE person, under PROTEST ♥ 11:55am
maurer: this is my favorite bill shatner recording ever!!!   11:55am
Commenthe: Love Shatner's little passive aggressive laugh 11:55am
GERZ:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Is this producer green skinned with a phaser aimed at the glass? ♥ 11:55am
clarabowie: "I'm pleasing YOU"--good potential sample   11:56am
chresti: Hi e never gets it right ♥ 11:56am
Kat in the chat: Thank you Ken! ♥ 11:56am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Sam @11:55

Nice line in passive aggressive bullying. ♥ 11:56am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Clearly they need to beam down to the planet & settle this like space warriors. 11:56am
beedee:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:54

This. Shatner is in the right here. Certainly was in the right ♥ 11:56am
clarabowie: Thanx for the audio and repeating gif memories, Ken! ♥ 11:56am
Krys O.: Thanks, Statio! ♥ 11:57am
BillyLundun:

↳ GERZ @11:55

Oh gosh we need an animated version of this scene with Shatner threatening the booth with a phazer   11:57am
TerrDE: Rich " ethno-plundery" ?! Like Paul said, he wasn't playing the music of Brooklyn, it was what he heard on the radio. And Ladysmith are now world known millionaires instead of playing bars in S. A ♥ 11:57am
DanFA: Shatner wins. Art was just being pretentious. ♥ 11:57am
Rich in Washington: Thanks, Ken! Swell show this morning!
You GARFUNKED it! ♥ 11:57am
Vivian:

↳ Song: "Artie ponders and Speculates, Surmises and Philos...

That was torture... ♥ 11:57am
Adi From Sheffield: Thanks Ken. Always a pleasure and never a chore.   11:57am
Sam: God forbid you give any sort of guidance to a diva like Shatner ♥ 11:58am
Triple G: Thanks, Ken! ♥ 11:58am
steveo: I like the follow up, staples on a beach blanket ♥ 11:58am
coelacanth∅: does Shatner win when he was simply being an asshole to an asshole? ♥ 11:58am
Vivian: Another great show, thanks Ken!   11:58am
TerrDE: Thanks Ken ! ♥ 11:58am
∫ydniuß: thx -жеи ♥ 11:58am
Beast of Boonton:

↳ Song: "Voice Session Outtakes" by "William Shatner"

Shatner needed the Vucan neck pinch there ♥ 11:59am
Hunterian: Thanks, Statio! ♥ 11:59am
Krys O.: I know it's anecdotal, but a friend worked with Shatner at a corporate event years ago. She said he was delightful. ♥ 11:59am
steveo: Thank you. Ken ♥ 11:59am
Garrity: Thanks, Kenzo! ♥ 11:59am
coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken   11:59am
chresti: Thanks Ken   11:59am
Commenthe: I do feel sorta bad for the engineer there, tho. Didn't know how to handle "the Talent".   11:59am
吀o吀o (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Till next episode, and remember: ponder, speculate, surmise and philosophise! ♥ 11:59am
Krys O.:

↳ coelacanth∅ @11:58

🔔🔔🔔 ♥ 11:59am
Adi From Sheffield:

↳ Krys O. @11:59

I mean everyone has a good day 😁 ♥ 11:59am
∫ydniuß:

↳ Krys O. @11:59

data! 😉 ♥ 12:00pm
Krys O.:

↳ ∫ydniuß @11:59

I forgot your post yesterday. Mea culpa. ♥ 12:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, -жеи! 12:00pm
Labelbot: Artist / Album: Wendy Carlos - Switched-On Bach.
Label: CBS Masterworks.
Year: 1981.
Source: www.discogs.com... ♥ 12:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "Super Duper Omega Song" by "Nails on a Chalkboard"

Wait, what! Haha! I missed that before.   12:00pm
吀o吀o (:

↳ Labelbot @12:00

labelbot, stop it! Lets go home!   12:00pm
dave: Thx ken ♥ 12:01pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ Commenthe @11:59

maybe so - but they hire Shatner because they want Shatner's delivery, then tell him how to do it? 12:04pm
beedee:

↳ coelacanth∅ @12:01

Exactly. Don't overthink it engineer. Just get a line read from Shat, move on... Nit-picking will only cause delays. Shatner may have sounded annoying out of context yes but he was in the right ♥ 12:05pm
Otis Fodder: Thanks Ken, cheeeeers!   12:40pm
Commenthe: Love Shatner's little passive aggressive laugh