Listener comments!

  6:06pm
: curse word cedar is a good band name no 👁 ♥ 6:07pm
Ken From Hyde Park: B B B Bucci! 👁 ♥ 6:07pm
zachary: Good evening Bucci. Evening burg. Everyone in the future. ♥ 6:07pm
Dan S: And rabbits? Did Ken promise rabbits to play with? 👁 ♥ 6:07pm
zachary: What's your substack, Bucci? ♥ 6:08pm
Matt from Springfield: Use dry paper towels to soak up beer, then you can squeeze the beer out of the towels.

HI Bucci and Buccerinos! Stay comfortable yet alert! 🍺

👁 ♥ 6:08pm
zachary:

↳ Dan S @6:07

He has to be nice to rabbits. 👁 ♥ 6:09pm
zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08

Now that's a strategy for the ages, Matt. ♥ 6:09pm
Matt from Springfield: See see rider - see what I've asked. ♥ 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:09

Conserve! 🌊

Hi zachary!

  6:11pm
Doug in DC: M&Ms. Just the red and green ones.   6:13pm
Brianne from Asbury Park✨✨: I was married to a full time musician for 20 years. I’ve seen lots of riders.
We put cigarettes on our rider. The only venue to fulfill the whole rider was the House of Blues in Boston.
Buckethead has head cheese on his.
One guy stated on his that if a fan was blowing directly on him he would refuse to perform. Oscillating only. 👁 ♥ 6:15pm
zachary:

↳ Brianne from Asbury Park✨✨ @6:13

Now those are some nice clauses.

I wonder if there is a database of these online somewhere.

♥ 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Brianne from Asbury Park✨✨ @6:13

Ha, I thought you meant a "fan" of their music blowing directly on them! 😁 6:15pm
Mouchette: A voodoo doll of Station Manager Ken and a framed picture of Mrs. Bucci ♥ 6:18pm
Folsom: How about Winona Ryders? ♥ 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:15

There may be a sample "template" somewhere for a rider. Focusing on the tech stage setup, and a few sample dressing room items.   6:19pm
TaylorGF: I’m going to need some wraparound sunglasses (must be polarized) and also Adobe Acrobat Pro ♥ 6:21pm
common: very good diamond dave! 👁 ♥ 6:22pm
zachary: DB is on the telephone again? Excellent. 👁 ♥ 6:23pm
zachary:

↳ TaylorGF @6:19

Just Acrobat Pro? Go for the full Creative Suite.

Ha! Good evening, TaylorGF.

👁 ♥ 6:23pm
zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19

Let me check... 👁 ♥ 6:24pm
zachary: Here's something: www.ohmyears.org...

Artist Rider Template

"What is it? And why do you need one?"

So many questions.

  6:24pm
TaylorGF:

↳ zachary @6:23

Good evening, Zachary. I have to edit some documents. ♥ 6:25pm
Matt from Springfield: The "brown M&Ms" clause, called a "canary" - to ensure they read all of the rider. A fast way to check, if you see brown M&Ms, you'd better go see what else they messed up and if you should take action. 👁 ♥ 6:26pm
zachary:

↳ TaylorGF @6:24

Makes sense. If they are light weight, I have Acrobat Pro and happy to update or OCR. ♥ 6:26pm
Hunterian:

↳ Folsom @6:18

The best Ryder—winner   6:26pm
Brianne from Asbury Park✨✨: My ex was managed by Metallica’s OG manager, he had a hippie offshoot label for a while called Hydrophonics. We’d get to venues with riders stuck to fridges in green rooms, excellent reading material. Marshall Tucker’s rider requested 3 bottles of chivas regal, smokes, a host of vodkas and beer (no domestic!)
Moe. had Lisa Loeb’s phone number on it for a while.
It’s basically what you can get for free but most venues just gave you the food / beverages only. I know for a fact the stone pony could not find Buckethead’s head cheese request. 😂 ♥ 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:24

Excellent example! 😀
docs.google.com... ♥ 6:28pm
Dan S: Also, owls help keep away pigeons.   6:28pm
TaylorGF:

↳ zachary @6:26

The last DJ I called fulfilled my rider properly so I am all set with my documents for now, but thank you. ♥ 6:29pm
Matt from Springfield: I want the cereal numbers filed off of the boxes, so we can eat the sugary shit without worrying about the calories and sugar amounts. 👁 ♥ 6:29pm
zachary:

↳ TaylorGF @6:28

Ha! All good.

It's amazing how many people need to edit PDFs or OCR them. Very popular.

👁 ♥ 6:30pm
zachary: I can't believe Bucci's dig at Michele. ♥ 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:30

Part of her rider - she demands to be mentioned on Bucci's show, positive or negative, she simply demands attention always be paid to her. (And afterwards, he has to polish her one "L".)   6:33pm
Joe Momma: What is the question? On a writer? What does that even mean?   6:34pm
yippie: instead of name tags people can wear drug tags that have a list of the drugs they took that day   6:38pm
Brianne from Asbury Park✨✨: Jordache Jeans. Oooh la la Sassoon!   6:38pm
Joe Momma: What does a Arbitrator have to do with drugs? 👁 ♥ 6:38pm
zachary: Medicated wipes and keeping the radio on.   6:39pm
TaylorGF: I would also like the option of arbitration (but it needs to be non-binding because I am not waiving my right to sue) 👁 ♥ 6:39pm
zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:32

Wow. Being Assistant Station Manager has really gone to her head.   6:39pm
Jason: People still use Bluesky? I thought it sank 👁 ♥ 6:40pm
zachary:

↳ TaylorGF @6:39

So many terms of service are now mandating this. Be mindful what you sign! 6:41pm
High_Quality_Fun: arbitration is the best way to resolve vagueness or ambiguity in the TOPIC ♥ 6:42pm
Matt from Springfield: Now, beer & waffles, I understand. I could go for those as a workplace benefit, myself! 🍺🧇 👁 ♥ 6:42pm
∫ydniuß: cheesy grits? cmon ♥ 6:44pm
Matt from Springfield: Bard College? YEAH, you and Steely Dan! And Chevy Chase! 🙄 ♥ 6:45pm
common: beers 👁 ♥ 6:45pm
∫ydniuß:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44

how are the oleander ♥ 6:46pm
Matt from Springfield: I am intrigued about microdosing for mental/psychic repair, though there is still some evidence of resulting heart issues. 👁 ♥ 6:46pm
mrs.bucci: I called but then the call dropped. By that I mean my phone dropped and it hung up, sorry Booch 6:46pm
High_Quality_Fun: an on staff frog squeezer ♥ 6:47pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ ∫ydniuß @6:45

I don't know about the Hudson, but they are bloom here in Annandale (VA). 👁 ♥ 6:48pm
zachary: Great call, DjLorraine. 👁 ♥ 6:49pm
zachary:

↳ mrs.bucci @6:46

Oh no! Call back. We need to know what your rider is with Bucci. 👁 ♥ 6:49pm
∫ydniuß: we need to face up to the fact that yoo hoo was just watered down chocolate milk 👁 ♥ 6:49pm
zachary: I heard riders being exchanged in addition to vows is the hot wedding activity this year. ♥ 6:50pm
Rockity:

↳ zachary @6:48

Thank you for the validation but I’m not the Lorraine who’s the dj ♥ 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield: Ritter Sport! 😋 Usually those are thick bars or squares, not heads. Unless you order a custom Ritter, or simply buy a lot and shape them together with chocolate sauce. ♥ 6:51pm
Rockity:

↳ ∫ydniuß @6:49

Well you’re not getting my validation valet job 👁 ♥ 6:51pm
∫ydniuß:

↳ Rockity @6:50

multiple lorraines? 😵‍💫 ♥ 6:52pm
Rockity:

↳ ∫ydniuß @6:51

We’re omnipresent ♥ 6:54pm
Matt from Springfield: Macca's just trying to keep the existing ivory away from the meanies who don't care about elephants. ♥ 6:56pm
Matt from Springfield: Micah's not "on your rider", he's on your sorry ASS! 😆 6:57pm
Mouchette: Coffin status? ♥ 6:57pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Mouchette @6:57

Decaf... ♥ 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield: THANKS Bucci! I'll make sure to insist on the most OCD conditions for my rider!

Have a good evening, all you DeBucced!

👁 ♥ 7:00pm
∫ydniuß: thx Bucci! 👁 ♥ 7:00pm
mrs.bucci: I had to go vote what did i miss??? ♥ 7:03pm
common: micah' people 👁 ♥ 7:03pm
zachary: Thanks Bucci! Thanks DB call screener! Thanks callers! Thanks almost callers! Thanks commenters! Thanks listeners! Thanks WFMU.