Listener comments!

🛎 ♥ 12:00pm
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howdy mary!   12:01pm
Andrew in Toronto: Hi Mary! 🛎 ♥ 12:01pm
Handy Haversack: Mary and the Wing'd Ones! Ready to Whatever! 🛎 ♥ 12:01pm
Ken From Hyde Park: Ding ding! Here we go!   12:01pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:00

Hi prof!   12:02pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @12:01

Hi Ken! 🛎 ♥ 12:03pm
chris in the redwoods: <whispering> hi, Mary. hello, everyone.   12:03pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ chris in the redwoods @12:03

Hi chris! 🛎 ♥ 12:03pm
Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜: Greets Mary, fellow Winged Ones! Doing my usual Work Later Wednesday; here for the tunes. ♥ 12:04pm
TDK60: Hello Mary and all listeners.   12:04pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ TDK60 @12:04

Hi TDK60. 🛎 ♥ 12:04pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:03

hello, Andrew. nice to see you.   12:05pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ chris in the redwoods @12:04

You too.
How are you? 12:06pm
Mary Wing: Hello prof.fuzz, Andrew in Toronto, Handy, KenfHP, chris in the redwoods, Threemoons, and TDK60! Let's whatever! 🛎 ♥ 12:07pm
Hunterian:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:00

That's some fine emoji work there, prof.fuzz, I may need to "borrow" that for deployment elsewhere. Hi Mary and sundry Whateverers! 🛎 ♥ 12:09pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:05

ça va bien, merci. 🛎 ♥ 12:10pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "German Man [G19] (disc 2, track 16)" by "unknown ...

Oh, good! They invented the audio QR code!   12:15pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ chris in the redwoods @12:09

Fantastic. 🛎 ♥ 12:16pm
Hunterian: I believe I'm being summoned back to East Berlin, brb 12:16pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Hunterian @12:07

Hiya Hunterian! Why do the aliens always take cows? Do they want the milk?   12:17pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

Hi Mary. 🛎 ♥ 12:18pm
chresti: Hi Mary and dingwingers! 🛎 ♥ 12:21pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

they're outstanding in their field. 🛎 ♥ 12:21pm
Hunterian:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

You'll have to query the author on that one
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2026 © prof.fuzz 12:22pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chresti @12:18

Good morning chresti! 12:22pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chris in the redwoods @12:21

<rimshot>   12:24pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Mary Wing @12:22

Hi Mary. 12:26pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:24

One hi is enough, Andrew... :-)   12:26pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ Mary Wing @12:26

No problem. 🛎 ♥ 12:28pm
chresti:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

Maybe they worship them? 12:30pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chresti @12:28

Surely they have enough cows by now to start their own space farm? 🛎 ♥ 12:32pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ Mary Wing @12:30

frankly, i’m envious of the cows…   12:34pm
phillippe: Howdy 🛎 ♥ 12:34pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

something about milkshakes bringing aliens to the yard…   12:34pm
Andrew in Toronto: Hi phillippe. 🛎 ♥ 12:34pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ phillippe @12:34

Yo, Phillippe! 🛎 ♥ 12:35pm
chresti:

↳ Mary Wing @12:30

Maybe the cows don't live long in wherever they've been transported to   12:35pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:34

Hi prof. 🛎 ♥ 12:36pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:35

howdy andrew! 🛎 ♥ 12:36pm
Hunterian:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:34

Or mebbe they're just smelling Texas brisket from outer space and just had to investigate, I tell you wut 12:39pm
Mary Wing:

↳ phillippe @12:34

Hey there Phillippe! 🛎 ♥ 12:39pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ phillippe @12:34

dude! 12:40pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chresti @12:35

Or maybe their weird alien hands haven't got enough grip strength to milk them properly? ♥ 12:41pm
Roberto:

↳ Mary Wing @12:16

No, if they're intelligent enough to find and reach us, they're more than intelligent enough to not exploit animals. They're probably rescuing them from ignorant, cruel humans.   12:44pm
phillippe: Hey handy, Chris, cresti, Andrew et al! Last glass class for the semester underway! ♥ 12:45pm
coelacanth∅: Greetings Mary and all 12:47pm
Mary Wing: Howdy Roberto and coelacanth! ♥ 12:47pm
Roberto:

↳ Mary Wing @12:47

Moo 12:48pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Roberto @12:47

Woof moo   12:51pm
Oleh from Pittsburgh: Mary! Hello! And all you swinging Wingers! ♥ 12:52pm
coelacanth∅: Hola Oleh 🛎 ♥ 12:52pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ Mary Wing @12:48

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woof moo! 12:52pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Oleh from Pittsburgh @12:51

Hey there Oleh!   12:52pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ coelacanth∅ @12:52

Mahalo, coel!   12:52pm
Oleh from Pittsburgh: coelaaa! Howdy! 12:53pm
Mary Wing:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:52

Ha ha haaa! ♥ 12:54pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:52

but those "aliens" never take cows when the the Noble Dog is out there protecting them. ♥ 12:54pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:52

Aloha Andrew 🛎 ♥ 12:55pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ coelacanth∅ @12:54

i like to think the aliens are rescuing rather than abducting the cows and dogs. hell, i’d pay good money for aliens to take me away from here! 🛎 ♥ 1:00pm
David (in London): I am late and in disgrace.
Afternoon Mary and assembled groovers. ♥ 1:00pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ prof.fuzz @12:55

i *would* like to think that.
...but if it's true, as some say, that 1/2 the government is actually aliens then rescuing anyone is out of character... unless the cows are walmart owners or savings & loan ceos... 🛎 ♥ 1:01pm
chresti: Hi philllippe! 1:01pm
Mary Wing:

↳ David (in London) @1:00

Good evening David in London! Tardy folks must sit along the wall, with partial view of the stage. ♥ 1:01pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ David (in London) @1:00

'evening, David 🛎 ♥ 1:06pm
David (in London): Oh the shame.

Coela, ahoy. Also Chrestikins!, Prof, Andrew, Oleh, Roberto, Phillippe, Chris, Hunterian, Handles, Teeds, 3M, Ken - what a roster of groovesomeness.

🛎 ♥ 1:06pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ coelacanth∅ @1:00

can you imagine the absolute shit job assignment that would be? "Glorp, you are to travel light years to Earth to impersonate Human organizational leadership." "Fuck me, boss, can't i get in on the cow relocation program?"   1:07pm
Oleh from Pittsburgh: Daviiiid! London Swings! Hi chrestttivia! Hi Mr A! 🛎 ♥ 1:08pm
David (in London):

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:06

'Glorp, you must first complete a three-week course in budget and resource management'

'We invented trans light travel for this?'

🛎 ♥ 1:09pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ David (in London) @1:06

Aye, Runza! 🛎 ♥ 1:10pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Jabber" by "The Exorzist III"

These guys! 🛎 ♥ 1:11pm
Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜:

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:06

Or the Anal Probe Unit! 🛎 ♥ 1:11pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ David (in London) @1:08

the benefits package is really appealing, but come ON!
hiya, David! ♥ 1:13pm
Glorp∅: in my defense, and as i stated to the demotion committee, i thought that large bowl full of oxycodone was just some crunchy human breakfast cereal. 1:14pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜 @1:11

Nobody expects the Anal Probe Unit! <diabolical laughter> 🛎 ♥ 1:18pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜 @1:11

sadly, that program is only open to the top scorers in the Human Orifice Training, i'm afraid. 🛎 ♥ 1:21pm
David (in London):

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:18

And the training centre is a right hole.   1:24pm
Oleh from Pittsburgh: That distortion is my chocolate icing! 🛎 ♥ 1:26pm
chris in the redwoods: yessss! 🛎 ♥ 1:26pm
Ken From Hyde Park: I'd like to be rescued away, but not until I've heard all the covers of "In C." 🛸 🛎 ♥ 1:27pm
Hunterian:

↳ Glorp∅ @1:13

You'll just have to make do with your sexy black Commander Starliner, Captain Glorp. IYKYK. 🛎 ♥ 1:30pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Song: "Mata Zyklek" by "Angine De Poitrine"

anyone seen these two perform live? must be quite the event. i certainly hope to get that lucky. hehe.   1:30pm
eva: good aftanoon
they are drinking all our beer and swimming in the dirty water. ♥ 1:30pm
TDK60:

↳ Song: "Mata Zyklek" by "Angine De Poitrine"

Northern rock from Quebec. 1:32pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:30

I find and watch live clips of them on YouTube every damn day, heh. 1:32pm
Mary Wing:

↳ eva @1:30

Hello eva! 🛎 ♥ 1:34pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Mary Wing @1:32

ah! good idea. something is better than nothing.   1:36pm
Oleh from Pittsburgh: That KOKOKO is Fab! 🛎 ♥ 1:37pm
Hunterian:

↳ Mary Wing @1:32

Made me look, Mary (and thanks!)
www.youtube.com... 1:38pm
Mary Wing:

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:34

This live version of Tamebsz is amazing; I watch it regularly: www.youtube.com... ♥ 1:40pm
TDK60:

↳ Song: "Suzanna" by "Mbongwana Star"

This is hopping. 🛎 ♥ 1:45pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Mary Wing @1:38

ty! 🛎 ♥ 1:54pm
chresti: Davidkins! 🛎 ♥ 1:56pm
Hunterian: I'm really keen on hearing some band-name pronunciations during this back-announce 🛎 ♥ 1:59pm
prof.fuzz:

↳ chris in the redwoods @1:06

“cow relocation program” needs to be a band name 🛎 ♥ 2:01pm
Threemoons 🌛🌝🌜:

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Bronski Beat"

Love this, wish I could stay on for the whole 3OAK, but pending weekly Zoom looms... 🛎 ♥ 2:02pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Bronski Beat"

Dance, New Jersey! Dance now! 🛎 ♥ 2:12pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Birds On A Wire"

nice new version. sounds great! 🛎 ♥ 2:16pm
Hunterian: Great 3OAK selection, Mary, all winners so far 2:18pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Hunterian @2:16

Thanks; I tried to pick ones that weren't super-dancey. 🛎 ♥ 2:19pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Gentleman's Dub Club featuring...

epic.   2:22pm
eva: thank you for a wonderful show today! 🛎 ♥ 2:30pm
unpopularfred: Hi Mary, been focused on work today but still enjoying the show 2:31pm
Mary Wing:

↳ unpopularfred @2:30

Hiya unpopularfred! 🛎 ♥ 2:32pm
doctorjazz: Been listening/lurking (getting work done), hey Mary, Streamers! 2:33pm
Mary Wing:

↳ doctorjazz @2:32

Hi doctorjazz, and all the lurkers! 🛎 ♥ 2:33pm
chresti:

↳ Oleh from Pittsburgh @1:07

Olehey! ♥ 2:37pm
Roberto: Wow. I didn't know much about Mr. Bronski, but what a sad end! 🛎 ♥ 2:37pm
∫ydniuß: been a tough day got me sobbing in a good way MW   2:39pm
Andrew in Toronto:

↳ doctorjazz @2:32

Hi, Doc! ♥ 2:40pm
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @2:37

Also, "Bronski" was a stage name. Curious choice! 2:40pm
Mary Wing:

↳ ∫ydniuß @2:37

Hey there ∫ydniuß! Tears are welcome here! 🛎 ♥ 2:41pm
David (in London):

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Voces Gaudii"

Ah, Gaudii by Voces.

I'll see myself out.

♥ 2:43pm
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @2:40

Reminds me of Jim on Taxi changing his name to Ignatowski (sp?). 2:52pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Roberto @2:43

I never watched Taxi when it was on; do you think it still holds up if I watch it now? 🛎 ♥ 2:53pm
Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Mary. Appreciate your salute to small towns today. 🛎 ♥ 2:54pm
Handy Haversack: Been in a meeting through all this small town, but I was listening in! Thanks from the big city, Mary! 🛎 ♥ 2:55pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "Smalltown Boy" by "Bronski Beat"

Happy tenth birthday to my clicky star! ⭐ Haha! 🛎 ♥ 2:55pm
David (in London): Thanks Mary. 🛎 ♥ 2:56pm
David (in London):

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @2:55

Many happy returns to it, Ken. 2:56pm
Mary Wing:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @2:55

Oh my gosh, ten years to the day! What are the odds of that happening? ♥ 2:57pm
Roberto:

↳ Mary Wing @2:52

Yes! ♥ 2:58pm
Roberto:

↳ Roberto @2:57

Maybe a tad unrealistic, though, that all the taxi drivers at that particular garage were white. Just sayin'. 🛎 ♥ 2:58pm
prof.fuzz: thx mary! 🛎 ♥ 2:59pm
chris in the redwoods: thanks, Mary! ♥ 2:59pm
coelacanth∅: Thank you Mary! 🛎 ♥ 2:59pm
∫ydniuß: thx Mary! 3:00pm
Mary Wing: Thanks for listening!! 🛎 ♥ 3:03pm
Hunterian: Hey thanks Mary!!