Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
give me your hand,
give me something that I can remember,
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
there on the sand,
from July till the end of September.
It's a moving mediation on the old gods and the sand in their underwear.
Don’t dream it Dave. C’mon fellows let’s make it happen. For starters, lets pool our money from donating blood plasma. I’ve got three records to sell that are collectibles worth $10,000! This is gonna be a breeze!
I thought the movie Dead Snow was about 4 people who get stuck on a broke down chairlift and are forgotton and then have to resort to cannibalism to survive.
♥
11:57am
MHLee:
There are two optiions. Shoot it as faithfully to the schlock-y surf format as possible or start it as a semi-serious mockumentary then go off the rails.
If we raise enough money, we'll do the Double Feature and pair it with "Hell's Hefners and the Zombie Ass from Outer Space".
♥
12:08pm
Mr Fab:
At the end of my show this morn I played a fake trailer I made for an imaginary '70s drive-in flick, "Topless Psychos." Maybe add that to the bill.
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
give me your tentacle,
give me something that I can remember,
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
there in a pentacle,
from July till the end of September.
Technically, according to the interwebs, it's /ˈq(χ)lʊlˌɬuː/
…which means it's probably best to just follow Mr Fab's advice
♥
12:48pm
David The Splatter:
Headed out to the Barber, a perfect excuse to leave work early.
Thanks, Jan, for the mellow music. Catch you all later!
🎸♥
12:48pm
Olleh:
Am back for just a bit. Doing lawn before it rains
A) does Jan have any money?
B) Re Hef filmic treatment: since theGoFundMe route is iffy. How about a GoF**kMe site? Anyone here have any Pimping experience?
C) you guys are brilliant and to be around
D) May I offer a bacteria of a surf song idea too?
🎶Everybody’s gone Sufferin’
Sufferin’ Cthulhu’s way
Thanks Jan! Always a pleasure to hear your show! Ciao everybody!
♥
12:50pm
Jan Turkenburg:
A) I got it all invested in Raccoon shelters
♥
12:50pm
Mr Fab:
Aloha, Olleh!
Now I want the whole "Sufferin’ Cthulhu’s Way’' song.
♥
1:44pm
Rev. Turnip Druid:
much respect to Grosskopf .. live drumming to sequencers can't be easy (headphone monitors? how the hell..?) excellent results here. classick LP
Listener comments!
: melllllow mallllllards mmmmmake mmmmeeee mmmmmmushy
Jan Turkenburg: Heyyyyy Jon!
Asheville Jon: wwhhhhhooooooaaaaaa, there's someone else in here
MHLee: heigh-ho everybody
Olleh: Jingle Jangle Mornin, Jan and Tambourites!
WR: Hello Jan, Jon, MHLee, Olleh and others accessing the mellow being delivered.
Gregosaurus: Breathe deep, the gathering Shatner.
David (in London): All hail the great Jan T.
Afternoon fellow shakers: Jon, Mason, Olleh, WR.
Olleh: Hi WR!
Jan Turkenburg: Hello MHLee, Olleh, Gregosaurus, WR and David!
Olleh:
↳ David (in London) @11:02
Como esta, Dave!MHLee: Hi WR, David, Olleh, Jon, Gregosaurus.
Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:03
Hi Ho MHL!David (in London):
↳ Olleh @11:03
All good thank you sir. The weather is glorious, and we have a long bank holiday weekend ahead.Asheville Jon: hhhhhhhelllllllllooooooooooo
everrrrrrrrryyyonnnnnnnne
Olleh:
↳ David (in London) @11:05
Excellent! It’s a fun long week in store! Enjoy!!Olleh:
↳ Asheville Jon @11:05
Wassup Asheville J!MHLee:
↳ David (in London) @11:05
stormy weather has cleared up thenDavid The Splatter: Ooooooooooohhh, mmmmyyyy goooooooossshhh. Hiiiiiiii.
Jan Turkenburg: Hiiiii Daaaaaavvvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiddd!
Asheville Jon:
↳ Olleh @11:08
eatin potato chips on the couch, in my pajamas, reminiscing about raccoon encounters from days gone by. you know, the usual.David (in London):
↳ MHLee @11:10
They call it Sunny Friday,and Saturday's just as warm...
MHLee: drinking tea, doing some grading, looking at old Dragon Magazines
David (in London):
↳ Asheville Jon @11:14
You can make 'Raccoon encounters' the first volume of your autobiography.Olleh:
↳ Asheville Jon @11:14
That is my kind of relaxin’ I am saluting you with a mug of coffee and Ranch Dressing. Cheers!David The Splatter:
↳ Asheville Jon @11:14
I'm jealous.Mr Fab: Hi Jan, and fellow mellow fellows.
Jan Turkenburg: Mr Fab!
Olleh:
↳ Mr Fab @11:22
Wham Bam, Mr Fab!Mr Fab: I always wondered about Shatner's faux-Irish accent: "In the jingle-jangle mornin', I'll come following ya."
Ay, tis!
Olleh:
↳ Mr Fab @11:24
His estimable training as an actor provided him with the gift of fooling usDavid (in London):
↳ Song: "Dunwich Beach, Autumn" by "Brian Eno"
Oh lord, I once did the Dunwich Dynamo, which is an overnight cycle ride from London to Dunwich in Suffolk. The next day I thought I was going to die.Mr Fab:
↳ Song: "Dunwich Beach, Autumn" by "Brian Eno"
Dunwich Beach - where the Dunwich Horror goes surfing.Olleh:
↳ David (in London) @11:26
The Dunwich Horror!Olleh:
↳ Mr Fab @11:26
Simultaneous arcane film reference!MHLee:
↳ Mr Fab @11:26
Someone needs to do a surfer film with a lovecraft angleDavid The Splatter:
↳ MHLee @11:27
"Beach Blanket Cthulhu"Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:27
A Beach Party Hulu with CthulhuDavid The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @11:30
Cthulhullabaloo!Olleh:
↳ David The Splatter @11:30
👏😆Mr Fab: everyone doing a Cthula dance.
MHLee:
↳ Song: "Void" by "Merrin Karras"
This shounds very dungeonsynth-yDavid (in London):
↳ David The Splatter @11:29
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,give me your hand,
give me something that I can remember,
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
there on the sand,
from July till the end of September.
It's a moving mediation on the old gods and the sand in their underwear.
Olleh:
↳ David (in London) @11:34
😆🎶MHLee: Menlo Schwartzer Reanimator
Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:36
😆👏David The Splatter:
↳ David (in London) @11:34
🎶 Do you remember back in old L.A.?When Elder Gods all drove a Chevrolet? 🎶
Olleh: At the Mountains of Malibu
David (in London):
↳ David The Splatter @11:38
Stop it, you're making me tear up with nostalgia.David The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @11:39
The Venice Beach HorrorOlleh:
↳ David The Splatter @11:38
😆 why are we wasting our talents on a mundane day to day waking life? We need to pitch script ideas and film musicDavid The Splatter:
↳ David (in London) @11:40
😆MHLee:
↳ Olleh @11:39
Synopsis: Surfers excited at being the first to ride the ultimate Antartic wave accidently fall upon ruins of a lost civilization. Two StarsDavid The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @11:41
One day, when I hit the lottery, I'll fund that movie!Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:42
THAT is what the kids are craving and need! Anybody here have an agent?David The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @11:41
These days, if it's not Marvel/DC/Harry Fuggin' Potter, the studio heads don't care.David (in London):
↳ MHLee @11:42
Starring Garrett McNamara and Caroline Munro.I love it. I'm in.
David The Splatter:
↳ MHLee @11:42
Reminds me of a movie I never got to watch yet: Lost tribe of Nazi zombies in a frozen tundra. Dead Snow, I think it's called?Stanley: Whatever it is, I'm in too
Olleh:
↳ David The Splatter @11:43
Don’t dream it Dave. C’mon fellows let’s make it happen. For starters, lets pool our money from donating blood plasma. I’ve got three records to sell that are collectibles worth $10,000! This is gonna be a breeze!Jan Turkenburg: Hey Stanley!
Stanley: Hoy Jan
David (in London):
↳ Stanley @11:46
And talking of hard surfing, hard drinking adventurers,here's Stanley!
Olleh:
↳ David The Splatter @11:45
I saw that many years ago. Had some interesting moments.MHLee:
↳ Olleh @11:46
i read this from further away than normal and read "pool bar money"Mr Fab: You guys are killin me. LOL-ing out loud here.
Olleh:
↳ Stanley @11:46
Hi Stanley. How much money you got?Stanley:
↳ David (in London) @11:47
You betcha! Make way for my sun-kissed, flowing locks.David The Splatter:
↳ MHLee @11:47
Do we know any good pool sharks? (The billiards kind, not actual "pool sharks". That sounds like something you send away in the mail for.)David The Splatter:
↳ David The Splatter @11:49
"Did you get Sea Monkeys? No, I got POOL SHARKS!"Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:47
😆 Sayyy, that’s idea… Any pool hustlers listening?Hubig Pie:
↳ David The Splatter @11:45
I thought the movie Dead Snow was about 4 people who get stuck on a broke down chairlift and are forgotton and then have to resort to cannibalism to survive.David The Splatter:
↳ Mr Fab @11:48
For whatever reason, being on the boards with you guys brings out the weird stuff in my head. Now if I could only organize it into something tangible.Jan Turkenburg: Hello Hubig!
David (in London):
↳ Hubig Pie @11:50
No, that was Dead Stop IVMr Fab:
↳ David The Splatter @11:50
"being on the boards with you guys brings out the weird stuff in my head." Mission accomplished!Stanley:
↳ Olleh @11:48
Some, Olleh but it's all tied up in banana futuresDavid (in London):
↳ Stanley @11:52
Didn't Banana Futures open for Pere Ubu in ULU in '78?Hubig Pie:
↳ David (in London) @11:51
A cautionary tale. Never hit the Dead Stop button in the lift shack. You'll never get the damn thing started again.Hunterian:
↳ David (in London) @11:34
Dropped by to say hi, and David has given me the gift of a multi-day earwormOlleh:
↳ Stanley @11:52
Dammit! Can you tap into any savings from family?Stanley:
↳ David (in London) @11:56
Yup, and John Peel was on the decks that night.Jan Turkenburg:
↳ Hunterian @11:56
Hello Hunterian!MHLee: There are two optiions. Shoot it as faithfully to the schlock-y surf format as possible or start it as a semi-serious mockumentary then go off the rails.
David (in London):
↳ Hunterian @11:56
You're welcome my friend.Also, hello!
Feldy: Hello, Jan! Hi everybody
Olleh:
↳ MHLee @11:57
Any one know any dependable mediums? We could channel Roger Corman for help in thisJan Turkenburg: Adam!
Hunterian:
↳ David (in London) @11:56
You're firing on all cylinders today, DavidDavid The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @12:00
Lloyd Kaufman's still alive in case that doesn't work.Olleh:
↳ Feldy @12:00
Hi Feldy. We’re pitching in to make a lovecraft surf movie. You got any money?MHLee: There's a church in Wheeling... they ask for a 7 dollar donation to contact your dead relatives
David The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @12:01
If we raise enough money, we'll do the Double Feature and pair it with "Hell's Hefners and the Zombie Ass from Outer Space".Mr Fab: At the end of my show this morn I played a fake trailer I made for an imaginary '70s drive-in flick, "Topless Psychos." Maybe add that to the bill.
Olleh:
↳ David The Splatter @12:05
YES! We poured our hearts and unique visions into that Hef idea!Hunterian:
↳ Mr Fab @12:08
Just take my money now!Jan Turkenburg:
↳ Mr Fab @12:08
loved it!David The Splatter:
↳ Mr Fab @12:08
A Dusk-To-Dawn triple feature at the Drive-In! Genius!MHLee: BRB Need to make a kickstarrter
David The Splatter:
↳ David The Splatter @12:10
I need to make a mock-up ad of this this weekend.Mr Fab:
↳ David (in London) @11:34
"Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,give me your hand" - Shouldn't it be: "Give me your tentacle"?
Olleh: Keep planning fellowsi need to step away for a bit
MHLee: We could make ads and posters and everything else
David (in London):
↳ Mr Fab @12:15
I mean to be anatomically correct, yes, but I was trying to be inclusive and make Cthulhu feel at home.MHLee:
↳ Song: "Peaceful Piece" by "Between"
Okay now I'm in a grateful dead show, this is going to turn into El Paso or somethingWR:
↳ David (in London) @12:20
plus making the rhymeMHLee:
↳ Song: "Craftsdwarfship" by "Dabu & Águeda Macias"
Dwarf FortressJan Turkenburg:
↳ MHLee @12:26
😊MHLee: All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
David The Splatter:
↳ MHLee @12:28
The power of Dwarf Union labor.David (in London): OK, OK, you churlish lot...
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
give me your tentacle,
give me something that I can remember,
Beach Cthulhu, Beach Cthulhu,
there in a pentacle,
from July till the end of September.
Mr Fab:
↳ David (in London) @12:33
oh hell yeah!! I love(craft) it.Hunterian:
↳ David (in London) @12:33
Tentacle/Pentacle is fine work, good sirHubig Pie:
↳ David (in London) @12:33
Please advise - Ka-thu-loo or Ka-too-loo?Mr Fab:
↳ Hubig Pie @12:37
a name not meant to be uttered by mortal man! So probably doesn't matter.David The Splatter:
↳ David (in London) @12:33
Outstanding.MHLee:
↳ Hubig Pie @12:37
Lovecraft prefered a "T" rather than "TH"Hunterian:
↳ Mr Fab @12:39
Technically, according to the interwebs, it's /ˈq(χ)lʊlˌɬuː/…which means it's probably best to just follow Mr Fab's advice
David The Splatter: Headed out to the Barber, a perfect excuse to leave work early.
Thanks, Jan, for the mellow music. Catch you all later!
Olleh: Am back for just a bit. Doing lawn before it rains
A) does Jan have any money?
B) Re Hef filmic treatment: since theGoFundMe route is iffy. How about a GoF**kMe site? Anyone here have any Pimping experience?
C) you guys are brilliant and to be around
D) May I offer a bacteria of a surf song idea too?
🎶Everybody’s gone Sufferin’
Sufferin’ Cthulhu’s way
Thanks Jan! Always a pleasure to hear your show! Ciao everybody!
Jan Turkenburg: A) I got it all invested in Raccoon shelters
Mr Fab: Aloha, Olleh!
Now I want the whole "Sufferin’ Cthulhu’s Way’' song.
MHLee:
↳ Mr Fab @12:50
have you heard "hey there, cthuhulu"David The Splatter:
↳ Olleh @12:48
I'm clickey-starring this episode just so I can come back to the comments. I don't want to miss any of the Lovecraft Surf songs.MHLee: youtu.be...
David (in London):
↳ David The Splatter @12:51
I think we've all grown as people today.Hunterian:
↳ MHLee @12:51
Love it, thanks for sharing MHLee!MHLee: For decades Dwarf Fortress just had one lowfi ambient guitar piece
MHLee:
↳ Hunterian @12:56
I don't even recall where I found thatMr Fab:
↳ David (in London) @12:53
Haha. Poor Jan - he's trying to mellow us out, but we're too silly.Jan Turkenburg:
↳ Mr Fab @12:57
😂MHLee:
↳ MHLee @12:57
youtu.be...David (in London):
↳ Mr Fab @12:57
But notice how Jan has not denied being one of the old gods...Jan Turkenburg: Like having the giggles during a yoga class...
Hubig Pie:
↳ David The Splatter @12:51
Who would you pick to win the Big Wave Surf contest, Nyarlathotep or Cthulu?Mr Fab:
↳ Song: "A Pillow of Winds" by "Pink Floyd"
from "Meddle"! When I was a teen, I'd play this album as often as the normals played Dark Side of The Wall.MHLee:
↳ Mr Fab @1:01
My dad is really fond of this one.David (in London):
↳ Hubig Pie @1:00
The smart money is on Dagon. Quietly the bookies' favourite.MHLee: This is definately one of the more interesting chats I've seen in the Jungle Room.
MHLee:
↳ Song: "Witch's Hovel" by "Endless Fog"
Dang, this is good.David (in London): Sadly, I gotta check out now. Thanks Jan, and all you madcap folk.
Jan Turkenburg: Bye David!
Hunterian:
↳ David (in London) @1:17
Pip pip, David!MHLee: btw jan, i'm pretty sure i have a band from Zwolle in the next show
Jan Turkenburg: The Mozarts, perhaps?
Jan Turkenburg: or the other show?
MHLee:
↳ Jan Turkenburg @1:20
The fill-in I do after you todayJan Turkenburg: ah!
Jan Turkenburg: Then I don't know :-)
Feldy:
↳ Olleh @12:01
Olleh, sorry I've not been paying attention to the convo! Deadlines and whatnot. I got five bucks!MHLee:
↳ Jan Turkenburg @1:22
a suprise then... i think it's late in the show and I'm pretty sure it's a band that's been on Yes We Have No MountainsJan Turkenburg:
↳ Feldy @1:24
Ok, then I might be there. I have to go out to get me an ice cream first, after this showMHLee:
↳ Jan Turkenburg @1:26
Does ice cream have a j in it in DutchMHLee: Eijs or something
Jan Turkenburg: ijs
MHLee: I Germanized it too much.
Jan Turkenburg: in this case softijs 😋
MHLee:
↳ Jan Turkenburg @1:30
that's such a pleasant sounding wordRev. Turnip Druid: much respect to Grosskopf .. live drumming to sequencers can't be easy (headphone monitors? how the hell..?) excellent results here. classick LP
Jan Turkenburg: Hello Rev TD!
WR: thanks for the mellows, Jan.
King Adam: thanks Jan!
Jan Turkenburg: 🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼