Yall wouldn't believe what happened today

I had a hiccup!

I know! That's crazy isn't it? Like, whoa! That's the second hiccup this year

Last year I had like 8

Oh... wait hang on I'm being told that people get whole ass bunches of hiccups.

OK so for those of you who don't know: I like the hiccups. They tickle in a cute way and it makes me smile

But like I almost never get them 🤣 like it's usually months in-between and I never get more than one at a time. Like it's been decades since I had "the hiccups".. like where they won't stop coming for a while 🤣

So yeah. One hiccup every like.. few months 🤣

What that means is, every time I have a hiccup it's an event

And yeah not to brag, but I totally had a hiccup not 10 minutes ago 😎 checkmate illuminati