Jimmy Kimmel delivered his own, alternative to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner comedy monologue, with scathing jokes about Donald Trump, his wife Melania and the president’s White House team.

In his monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday, Kimmel noted that Trump is attending the dinner this weekend for the first time as president. But the WHCA has chosen a mentalist, Oz Pearlman, to serve as a featured entertainer, rather than a comedian as in past years. Kimmel himself entertained at the dinner in 2012.

So instead, Kimmel presented his own schtick, appearing on a mock set at the Washington Hilton with clips of the president and others in the crowd, some looking none too happy.

A few examples:

“We’ll get you all dressed up in formal wear, dresses, tuxedos.I haven’t seen this much black since every page of the Trump Epstein files.”

“We’re gonna have fun tonight, and I’m happy you decided to stay, Mr. President. And don’t worry if we bruise your ego, it’ll only make your hands look less disgusting.”

“In the unfortunate event that our president has a medical emergency tonight, do we have a doctor in the house? I’m sorry. I mean, do we have a Jesus in the house? I always confuse them, too.

“I get why you think you’re Jesus. This guy, every time he walks into a room, people say, Christ, he’s back.”

“President Trump has accomplished so much during his second term. He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir, breaking wind and passing gas.”

Kimmel also made jokes about Melania Trump.

“As you’re all aware, Melania is a movie star now. Her documentary had a score of 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a website named after her husband’s testicles.”

“Oh, by the way, before we go any further, Melania, this is Donald. Donald, this is Melania. That was my impression of Jeffrey Epstein.”

In fact, earlier this month, the first lady summoned the news media as she made a statement denying rumors that Epstein, the convicted sex offender, introduced her to her future husband.

Then there were jokes about others, including Stephen Miller, Trump’s senior adviser.

“Stephen Miller is so racist. The reason he went bald is because his hair was black. Steven Miller puts the cist in white supremacist. He’s like if baby Hitler traveled in time to kill us.”

In addition to other figures like FBI Director Kash Patel and Heaoth and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr., Kimmel riffed on Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC.

“I’m almost out of time. Brendan Carr has given me the light. Brendan Carr is the head of the FCC. Back in September, he tried to get my affiliates to throw me off the air. He said we could do this ‘the easy way or the hard way.’ Same thing he said to Lindsey Graham, 10 minutes ago in the all gender restroom.”

Kimmel said that Pearlman will be a guest on his show on Monday night.