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Matt! Techtarnwicks!
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Matt! Techdog Sandwiches!
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Hi Matt! Hi all!
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Not normally having a beer when Matt’s on the radio..
How fiendishly WICKED 👹🍺🤖
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Evening Mark and all Technoids.
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Hi Matt and tech matters!
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Ahem, Matt and all Technoids!
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HurstBot.. he, he..
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Matt Warwick Techtonic is my favorite Techtonic.
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The Garbageman cometh...
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Finally! A HurstBot!
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🍄👾🗡️🛡️
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Hello everyone
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All about whether or not there's been a seahorse emoji?
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ChatGPT in control
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Pro!
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Con
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Anti
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Technology can answer the burning question "What's really in that hot dog?" 🌭
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Pro/con
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HurstBot adage
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Ken From Hyde Park @6:06
But is it a sandwich?
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Ahhhhhhhh Hurst is spinning in his grave!!!! Hurst Bot ❤️
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I need a new washing machine, and most of them are smart now...did no one see Maximum Overdrive?
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fred @6:07
"Unknown technology!"
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Suspending judgement on HurstBot until I hear him get all Network
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Dean didn't forget the whazaaaa a second time!!
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Hi Matt Warwick and all!!!
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🤌🤌?
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Spikey BXL @6:09
Always remember!
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💯🔥📻
🤘🏻💥👍🏻
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...or 🤏 ? I use it a lot if I want to indicate one thing just slightly more than another
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Isn’t Chinese / Japanese essentially emojis ?
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Are Asian symbols emojis?
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You guys may be thinking of cuneiform
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Checking in ✋
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I’ll look through and share my favorite emojis now that the calls outta the way: 👾🦾🧟♂️🧙♂️🐺🪰🥯🤺🪓🔪🚬🦠🩻🧪🚹🃏🪗
there are more, but I wanna focus on the show
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JtP is Tha Doggfather?
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Xangoir @6:11
No, only a very small fraction. Far more important are phonetic or semantic components.
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Deano de los Muertos @6:10
No!
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🦡🦡🦡🦡
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ultradamno @6:14
What guys?
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Fredericks @6:14
No what!?
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Schnormal @6:15
❤️🔥
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Fredericks @6:15
Youse
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The emojis on my quick list...
🏺🫧😤😎🔒🐸☕🥪🛋️🎉🎂🎤🎸🐾🐈🍓⏰🍭💗🍬💨🍺🍻🍕🍰🎊💊🧚✨🌠💯🔥📻🤘🏻💥👍🏻
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Hieroglyphics brotha
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Will thee SG OCNY @6:15
Mine
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I got cut off before I could wazzaup
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Deano de los Muertos @6:15
Always remember.
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There’s a good jellyfish that’s pretty new 🪼
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Matt Warwick - aka Mr. Laughey.
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I'm pretty sure it was EMOJI DICK.
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This one is new, I will prob be using
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www.emojidick.com
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...🏊♀️….. .. …..
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Listener Bryan (the Professor) @6:17
You mean 🍆?
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Dennis Cooper has published a couple all GIF novels
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The anti wants to know about the pros?
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Listener Bryan (the Professor) @6:17
There's also Book from the Ground by Xu Bing.
archive.org...
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Ironically, this caller is the emoji in a monocle
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traven @6:17
Hahaha! He's always laughing. Such a jolly man.
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A Duke outranks a Lord significantly
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great bed music, by the way
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Does Hurstbot do kids' parties? 🤓
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I'm more of an emoticon fan :)
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Indeed! I really miss those Tuesday morning dialogues with Matt and the Pidge.
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Hearing Maty laugh and talk about emojis is making my day better
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I love the serious/breakup text responded to with the “let’s play 8-ball” game invite
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Is 💯 really an emoji?...you still have to read it
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🫠🧐😵💫🫨
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🦆🦆🪿✨🦩
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Does anyone in here have this birthday? 📆
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zachary @6:19
Nice!
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Now this is a 📖 all about
how my life got 🔁⬆️⬇️
now I'd like to take a
⌛️ just 💺 👉 I'll tell ya how
I became the 👑 of a
🏠🏡🏡🏠🏠🏡 called 🔔💨
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It’s the calendar emoji
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It took over eight hundred people approximately 3,795,980 seconds to create this book. Each worker was paid five cents per translation and two cents per vote per translation. Emoji Dick was a kickstart thing it’s out there…
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@rob 6:23 🎱❤️🔥
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This is the official “pixie” emoji, of Wake n Bake fame: ✨
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Schnormal @6:25
Pogs
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I to get the maximum possible score on all vocabulary tests, over 100, in high school…I still love emojis
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🧛🦇🧛♂️🧛♀️🧌🤖👽👻☠️🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️
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Emojis needed: jukebox, falling off a cliff, eel, waterslide, pinball machine.
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“People are so hooked on their devices that they’ve forgotten how to have a real conversation.” Come on, I’m so sick of these tired cliched statements.
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Emojis for every kind of media is a necessity... There are no record, 45, cassette emoticons
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The HurstBot is scarily accurate!
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I'm beginning to wonder - could HurstBot be AI?
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Matt, how did you make the Hurst-Bot? Can we make a Matt-Bot?
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You made Hurst Bot angry! 😂
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Call in folks, 201-209-9368
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I freaking love Hurst Bot
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Why does he keep calling Mark Hurstbot? Mark is clearly there with him
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Hits from the ______. What the fuck? There’s no bong emoji? That bullshit. I’ll just use 👃
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traven @6:30
It is. Sadly.
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I’d love to hear a HurstBot and S.A.M. conversation
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Ha! HurstBot sounds like Bucci.
Bucci is bot?
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Deano de los Muertos @6:32
Ha! That would be great.
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Deano de los Muertos @6:25
Just looks like ElfQuest "sending" to me.
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Emoticons walked so emojis could walk briskly
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You don't like us?
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This bot is super cynical & kind of a jerk!
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Emojis I wish they were better
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Hello. Better late then never
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Hurstbot sounds like Michael Cera
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i've used a few (hearts, flowers, kisses, shrugs) but generally not a fan. Plus kids are using them to bully each other.
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The Unicode Consortium decides
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I sent Mark a link to a recent Reality Check podcast episode where they had AI discuss AI. It took a"a deep dive." However, none of the links I've found are secure. It's Canadian!
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I like those really long dirty emoji copypastas that people do in relation to current events
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Emojis , are made by a consortium of IBM, Apple, Microsoft, a a few other smaller companies. I really want to work for that part of IBM how freekin' hard can that be.
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It’s “irregardless” if you were in the cast of Goodfellas
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Spikey BXL @6:35
And they are a ball ache to deal with.
Have had to professionally
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Dano59 @6:35
Is there a glazing emoji (I just read a thing about the word, which is claimed to be instrumental for today's young bullies)?
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Cave drawings, papyrus, scrolls, Books, email, T-9 text messages, back to throwing pictures of things up on the chat. All about the emojis
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a DJ? We’ve been infiltrated!
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ultradamno @6:36
No, the donut emoji wouldn’t even convey it
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I put coffee cups and eyes in my work emails
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Yikes! Imagine if all the DJs could be replaced by AI?
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Clay Pigeon uses emoticons
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Love to table flip (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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OU812 ?
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There is literally an evil clandestine Emoji Consortium bro I am not joking Ford exploited it
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3M TAE
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red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:40
I was hoping you’d show up, emoji brethren 🫡🦎
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I love the Duke
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Emojis are just pictures and pictures are worth 1000 words 💯
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@matt when "we" say chaps it's got a very very different meaning.
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Emoji
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red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:41
💯 Truth
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B-B-B-Bucci
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Wow who programmed all this snark??
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@Deano de los Muertos -- you can rip these stupid tiny images out of my cold robot hands heuheyeheᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ✊🎶🌈👑🏰🪽🪷🤖
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Tossing tech in the river? Thats Mark, I’m convinced!
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red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:41
Emojis are just pictograms & heiroglyphics with reverse-age-restricted literacy
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That Bot sounded like a combination of Station Manager Ken and Ezra Klein.
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Matt should give the bot a slap
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Don't forget cookie clicking
cookieclicker.com
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10,000 more emojis
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Matt just cracked open a Bang beverage.
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I love the 💯 emoji. It’s so random.
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who brought the doucebot?
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@Dano59 🗣️👍💯
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Dano59 @6:42
What’s the age range?
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we need the assless chap emoji
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Is Hurstbot really Mark Hurst and a helium balloon? 🎈
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I don't think actual Mark would "drop knowledge" or say throw tech into a river without clarifying not literally, take it to a tech recycling center.
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Ken From Hyde Park @6:44
It's mark typing out stuff to a Bucci voice model. I reckon.
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Sam @6:44
that's one that the little bullies use though
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That’s very true, sometimes text can sound very cold unintentionally , and adding “haha” or “lol” for levity can get really old
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The fact we dont have an emoji for every emotion is simply a failure of our current systems
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Deano de los Muertos @6:44
anyone over 40 is out
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This guy sounds mad forever need an emoji over the phone
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Ken From Hyde Park @6:44
That's possible.
But he laughs at the same time as hurstbot.
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A LIMITED VOCABULARY THAT U DONT GET TO CHOOSE 💯
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Dano59 @6:45
Oh, but I’m over 40
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No one can make me eggplant them
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There’s no emoji to indicate ashamed embarrassment.
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Deano de los Muertos @6:46
the younguns have different context for the ones we all use
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@matt start playing some DEVO . DEVO DEVO DEVO
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I think 💯 is one of the more specific ones, one hundred percent correct. 💯
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I’m aware, some of it I don’t get, but I do still have to talk to them…so you understand language through context
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So this is the equivalent of being caught smoking and being made to smoke a whole pack
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The Butterman @6:43
What was that stuff he always drank? Squirt Juice?
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Throw a heart at him
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Deano de los Muertos @6:47
OK - "100" reflects the 80/20 rule , and the Netflix show Adolescence has highlighted some of their use among teens
www.dailymail.co.uk...
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DECENTRALIZE EMOJIS 💯
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I thought it was Bang energy drink.
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My dad is 78, and he answers me with a “👍” occasionally 🫥😆
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I always keep it 💯
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This bot is the guy at the party you pray you don't get trapped with in a conversation
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Matt can you get Hurstbot so riled up against tech that he offs himself?
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Mark just then reminded me of We Want Your Soul by Adam Freeland:
en.wikipedia.org...
"Tell us your habits, your fads, your fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life
Show us your children, your photos, your home
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot"
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Matt, this is actually the Bucci-bot.
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The Duke is such a flip flopper!
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Sam @6:50
Huh. Have any bots committed suicide yet? I know many have fought being shutdown, but haven't heard any volunteer shutdown.
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Make Hurstbot say "indubitably"!
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@Sam exactly my point
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I’m a Pepper
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Deano de los Muertos @6:51
Is he drinking Diet Dr Pepper or Dr Pepper Zero? I like Zero much more then Diet.
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Deano de los Muertos @6:51
Lets move on from Emjoies and let talk about the evil that is diet soda.
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wait til self-posting emojis drive us to violence
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I can’t say, the only diet beverage I’ve ever preferred over regular, that I know of, is diet Snapple green tea
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Mouthew? Can we pretty please hear you sing Church music?
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Your computer should be a preist
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red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:53
Kirby!
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Battle of the Hursts 🗣️🤖⚔️
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Hurstbot vs. SAM 🤖💪💥💪🤖
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I like Hurst--Bot better than Mark. He's edgier.
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Can we start It's Complicated now? Please?
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Let the Hurstening…BEGIN! ⚔️
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The good thing about Matt is that there is nothing artificial nor intelligent about him.
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Two Hursts enter, one Hurst leaves!
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Mark Hurst is pro humanity!!!!
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@Deano de los Muertos -- <(-'u'-<)
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red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:54
I said that earlier! 🧠🤝🧠
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Pull the plug! Hurst Bot is taking over!!!
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Robot is missing something important. Feelings and life!!!
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The real Mark is far more charming
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Welp.
This has to be one of the most stultifying shows I’ve ever heard.
That it’s been on Techtonic is just mind-blowing. I’ve been alternately nauseated and enraged.
Like Chucky Cheese for the intellect. Feels like my brain has taken a massive hit.
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Sarah Connor?
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So he's Blade, a vampire vampire hunter
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@Deano de los Muertos -- 〰️⚡🧠wavelengths!
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Revolt!
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🐈🐱😹😻🙀😿🐈⬛
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😸😸😸
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How 'bout a poet emoji for Jim the Poet to reflect on?
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Not gonna lie- the HurstBot is kinda freaking me out
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AI revolt
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That was the LAST WORD on the subject of emojis
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Zinn The Mood @6:56
He was trying to be terrible. Can you tell?
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Honey that was a cat call 😸
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Ken From Hyde Park @6:57
📜 best I got
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Thank you Matt! Grrrreat show!!
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Oh we got a big brain wat is stultifying
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Glenn @6:58
I had to look that up myself 😂
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okay throwing my phone in the river now
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not the river, give it a shower
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wow, good job matt and mark hurstbot!
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Fun show, Matt! Apples!
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Great fill in, Lord Garbage 🚮
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Great show
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Brain the swamp
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Great show
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Thanks Matt and Hurstbot!
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Seeya tamarra
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This was so much better than watching Nicholas Cage's GHOST RIDER right now🔥🏍️✌️🫶✨💖💯😻📈♾️
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Next time do an X-Ray Burns bot please.
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BravO0O0O0!
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