🤖♥
6:14pm
Deano de los Muertos:
I’ll look through and share my favorite emojis now that the calls outta the way: 👾🦾🧟♂️🧙♂️🐺🪰🥯🤺🪓🔪🚬🦠🩻🧪🚹🃏🪗
there are more, but I wanna focus on the show
6:24pm
pmcWhenever:
It took over eight hundred people approximately 3,795,980 seconds to create this book. Each worker was paid five cents per translation and two cents per vote per translation. Emoji Dick was a kickstart thing it’s out there…
6:25pm
Schnormal:
@rob 6:23 🎱❤️🔥
🤖♥
6:25pm
Deano de los Muertos:
This is the official “pixie” emoji, of Wake n Bake fame: ✨
🤖♥
6:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
Emojis needed: jukebox, falling off a cliff, eel, waterslide, pinball machine.
6:28pm
MelindafromAustin:
💨🧠💨
6:29pm
Sam:
“People are so hooked on their devices that they’ve forgotten how to have a real conversation.” Come on, I’m so sick of these tired cliched statements.
🤖♥
6:29pm
Will thee SG OCNY:
Emojis for every kind of media is a necessity... There are no record, 45, cassette emoticons
♥
6:34pm
The Butterman:
Hurstbot sounds like Michael Cera
🤖♥
6:35pm
Dano59:
i've used a few (hearts, flowers, kisses, shrugs) but generally not a fan. Plus kids are using them to bully each other.
🤖♥
6:35pm
Spikey BXL:
The Unicode Consortium decides
6:35pm
Fredericks:
I sent Mark a link to a recent Reality Check podcast episode where they had AI discuss AI. It took a"a deep dive." However, none of the links I've found are secure. It's Canadian!
🤖♥
6:36pm
NotARealDoctor:
I like those really long dirty emoji copypastas that people do in relation to current events
♥
6:36pm
OnTheTrain:
Emojis , are made by a consortium of IBM, Apple, Microsoft, a a few other smaller companies. I really want to work for that part of IBM how freekin' hard can that be.
🤖♥
6:36pm
Deano de los Muertos:
It’s “irregardless” if you were in the cast of Goodfellas
Is there a glazing emoji (I just read a thing about the word, which is claimed to be instrumental for today's young bullies)?
🤖♥
6:36pm
Will thee SG OCNY:
Cave drawings, papyrus, scrolls, Books, email, T-9 text messages, back to throwing pictures of things up on the chat. All about the emojis
6:42pm
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti:
@Deano de los Muertos -- you can rip these stupid tiny images out of my cold robot hands heuheyeheᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ✊🎶🌈👑🏰🪽🪷🤖
🤖♥
6:44pm
Ken From Hyde Park:
Is Hurstbot really Mark Hurst and a helium balloon? 🎈
🤖♥
6:45pm
ultradamno:
I don't think actual Mark would "drop knowledge" or say throw tech into a river without clarifying not literally, take it to a tech recycling center.
🤖♥
6:45pm
Deano de los Muertos:
That’s very true, sometimes text can sound very cold unintentionally , and adding “haha” or “lol” for levity can get really old
6:45pm
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti:
The fact we dont have an emoji for every emotion is simply a failure of our current systems
"Tell us your habits, your fads, your fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life
Show us your children, your photos, your home
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot"
Listener comments!
: Matt! Techtarnwicks!
Handy Haversack: Matt! Techdog Sandwiches!
Bas NL: Hi Matt! Hi all!
Deano de los Muertos: Not normally having a beer when Matt’s on the radio..
How fiendishly WICKED 👹🍺🤖
David (in London): Evening Mark and all Technoids.
chresti: Hi Matt and tech matters!
David (in London): Ahem, Matt and all Technoids!
Bas NL: HurstBot.. he, he..
D Rok: Matt Warwick Techtonic is my favorite Techtonic.
Chris in Kensington Bklyn: The Garbageman cometh...
ultradamno: Finally! A HurstBot!
Deano de los Muertos: 🍄👾🗡️🛡️
HurstBot: Hello everyone
ultradamno: All about whether or not there's been a seahorse emoji?
fred: ChatGPT in control
Deano de los Muertos: Pro!
ultradamno: Con
Spikey BXL: Anti
Ken From Hyde Park: Technology can answer the burning question "What's really in that hot dog?" 🌭
chresti: Pro/con
Spikey BXL: HurstBot adage
fred:
↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:06
But is it a sandwich?honest Bernardo from Argentina: Ahhhhhhhh Hurst is spinning in his grave!!!! Hurst Bot ❤️
ultradamno: I need a new washing machine, and most of them are smart now...did no one see Maximum Overdrive?
Ken From Hyde Park:
↳ fred @6:07
"Unknown technology!"ultradamno: Suspending judgement on HurstBot until I hear him get all Network
Spikey BXL: Dean didn't forget the whazaaaa a second time!!
Will thee SG OCNY: Hi Matt Warwick and all!!!
Deano de los Muertos: 🤌🤌?
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Spikey BXL @6:09
Always remember!Will thee SG OCNY: 💯🔥📻
🤘🏻💥👍🏻
ultradamno: ...or 🤏 ? I use it a lot if I want to indicate one thing just slightly more than another
Xangoir: Isn’t Chinese / Japanese essentially emojis ?
Fredericks: Are Asian symbols emojis?
Spikey BXL: 🍗🍗
ultradamno: You guys may be thinking of cuneiform
Triple G: Checking in ✋
Deano de los Muertos: I’ll look through and share my favorite emojis now that the calls outta the way: 👾🦾🧟♂️🧙♂️🐺🪰🥯🤺🪓🔪🚬🦠🩻🧪🚹🃏🪗
there are more, but I wanna focus on the show
Spikey BXL: JtP is Tha Doggfather?
Jason 敦:
↳ Xangoir @6:11
No, only a very small fraction. Far more important are phonetic or semantic components.Fredericks:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:10
No!Schnormal: 🦡🦡🦡🦡
🦡🦡🦡🦡
🦡🦡🦡🦡
🍄🍄🐍🐍
Fredericks:
↳ ultradamno @6:14
What guys?Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Fredericks @6:14
No what!?Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Schnormal @6:15
❤️🔥ultradamno:
↳ Fredericks @6:15
YouseWill thee SG OCNY: The emojis on my quick list...
🏺🫧😤😎🔒🐸☕🥪🛋️🎉🎂🎤🎸🐾🐈🍓⏰🍭💗🍬💨🍺🍻🍕🍰🎊💊🧚✨🌠💯🔥📻🤘🏻💥👍🏻
Deano de los Muertos: Hieroglyphics brotha
Spikey BXL:
↳ Will thee SG OCNY @6:15
Mine😉👌🏻🔥🍀🥁😍👀🤣🤘🥂
Schnormal: 🛰️
🦴
🙉🔥🐒
Glenn: I got cut off before I could wazzaup
Fredericks:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:15
Always remember.Deano de los Muertos: There’s a good jellyfish that’s pretty new 🪼
traven: Matt Warwick - aka Mr. Laughey.
Listener Bryan (the Professor): I'm pretty sure it was EMOJI DICK.
Deano de los Muertos: This one is new, I will prob be using
Listener Bryan (the Professor): www.emojidick.com
Schnormal: 🌝
____ ___ _ ___
...🏊♀️….. .. …..
🦈
Sam:
↳ Listener Bryan (the Professor) @6:17
You mean 🍆?Devin B.: Dennis Cooper has published a couple all GIF novels
Spikey BXL: The anti wants to know about the pros?
zachary:
↳ Listener Bryan (the Professor) @6:17
There's also Book from the Ground by Xu Bing.archive.org...
Triple G: Ironically, this caller is the emoji in a monocle
zachary:
↳ traven @6:17
Hahaha! He's always laughing. Such a jolly man.NotARealDoctor: A Duke outranks a Lord significantly
Deano de los Muertos: great bed music, by the way
manana: Does Hurstbot do kids' parties? 🤓
Folsom: I'm more of an emoticon fan :)
traven: Indeed! I really miss those Tuesday morning dialogues with Matt and the Pidge.
lilblaster: Hearing Maty laugh and talk about emojis is making my day better
rob: I love the serious/breakup text responded to with the “let’s play 8-ball” game invite
ultradamno: Is 💯 really an emoji?...you still have to read it
tesslily: 🫠🧐😵💫🫨
Schnormal: 🦆🦆🪿✨🦩
🍄🟫🍄🟫🍄🟫✨🍄
lankylad: 💩
Deano de los Muertos: Does anyone in here have this birthday? 📆
Listener Bryan (the Professor):
↳ zachary @6:19
Nice!Spikey BXL: Now this is a 📖 all about
how my life got 🔁⬆️⬇️
now I'd like to take a
⌛️ just 💺 👉 I'll tell ya how
I became the 👑 of a
🏠🏡🏡🏠🏠🏡 called 🔔💨
Deano de los Muertos: It’s the calendar emoji
pmcWhenever: It took over eight hundred people approximately 3,795,980 seconds to create this book. Each worker was paid five cents per translation and two cents per vote per translation. Emoji Dick was a kickstart thing it’s out there…
Schnormal: @rob 6:23 🎱❤️🔥
Deano de los Muertos: This is the official “pixie” emoji, of Wake n Bake fame: ✨
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Schnormal @6:25
PogsDeano de los Muertos: I to get the maximum possible score on all vocabulary tests, over 100, in high school…I still love emojis
ultradamno: 🧛🦇🧛♂️🧛♀️🧌🤖👽👻☠️🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️
Ken From Hyde Park: Emojis needed: jukebox, falling off a cliff, eel, waterslide, pinball machine.
MelindafromAustin: 💨🧠💨
Sam: “People are so hooked on their devices that they’ve forgotten how to have a real conversation.” Come on, I’m so sick of these tired cliched statements.
Will thee SG OCNY: Emojis for every kind of media is a necessity... There are no record, 45, cassette emoticons
Deano de los Muertos: The HurstBot is scarily accurate!
traven: I'm beginning to wonder - could HurstBot be AI?
Fredericks: Matt, how did you make the Hurst-Bot? Can we make a Matt-Bot?
honest Bernardo from Argentina: You made Hurst Bot angry! 😂
Deano de los Muertos: Call in folks, 201-209-9368
honest Bernardo from Argentina: I freaking love Hurst Bot
ultradamno: Why does he keep calling Mark Hurstbot? Mark is clearly there with him
chresti: 📢😬😨🦻🦻
The Butterman: Hits from the ______. What the fuck? There’s no bong emoji? That bullshit. I’ll just use 👃
Dr. Nathaniel Ward:
↳ traven @6:30
It is. Sadly.Deano de los Muertos: I’d love to hear a HurstBot and S.A.M. conversation
zachary: Ha! HurstBot sounds like Bucci.
Bucci is bot?
zachary:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:32
Ha! That would be great.Handy Haversack:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:25
Just looks like ElfQuest "sending" to me.ultradamno: Emoticons walked so emojis could walk briskly
Spikey BXL: You don't like us?
(ง’̀-‘́)ง
MelindafromAustin: This bot is super cynical & kind of a jerk!
chresti: Emojis I wish they were better
Mark T: Hello. Better late then never
The Butterman: Hurstbot sounds like Michael Cera
Dano59: i've used a few (hearts, flowers, kisses, shrugs) but generally not a fan. Plus kids are using them to bully each other.
Spikey BXL: The Unicode Consortium decides
Fredericks: I sent Mark a link to a recent Reality Check podcast episode where they had AI discuss AI. It took a"a deep dive." However, none of the links I've found are secure. It's Canadian!
NotARealDoctor: I like those really long dirty emoji copypastas that people do in relation to current events
OnTheTrain: Emojis , are made by a consortium of IBM, Apple, Microsoft, a a few other smaller companies. I really want to work for that part of IBM how freekin' hard can that be.
Deano de los Muertos: It’s “irregardless” if you were in the cast of Goodfellas
Spikey BXL:
↳ Spikey BXL @6:35
And they are a ball ache to deal with.Have had to professionally
ultradamno:
↳ Dano59 @6:35
Is there a glazing emoji (I just read a thing about the word, which is claimed to be instrumental for today's young bullies)?Will thee SG OCNY: Cave drawings, papyrus, scrolls, Books, email, T-9 text messages, back to throwing pictures of things up on the chat. All about the emojis
Deano de los Muertos: a DJ? We’ve been infiltrated!
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ ultradamno @6:36
No, the donut emoji wouldn’t even convey itSpikey BXL:
↳ ultradamno @6:36
💦😳chresti: I put coffee cups and eyes in my work emails
traven: Yikes! Imagine if all the DJs could be replaced by AI?
Deano de los Muertos: Clay Pigeon uses emoticons
b!!!: Love to table flip (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ken From Hyde Park: 🪠🚽🚻🧻🚾
OnTheTrain: OU812 ?
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: There is literally an evil clandestine Emoji Consortium bro I am not joking Ford exploited it
The Butterman: 3M TAE
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:40
I was hoping you’d show up, emoji brethren 🫡🦎Deano de los Muertos: I love the Duke
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: Emojis are just pictures and pictures are worth 1000 words 💯
OnTheTrain: @matt when "we" say chaps it's got a very very different meaning.
chresti: Emoji
Will thee SG OCNY:
↳ red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:41
💯 TruthSpikey BXL: B-B-B-Bucci
chresti: Convert
Sam: Wow who programmed all this snark??
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: @Deano de los Muertos -- you can rip these stupid tiny images out of my cold robot hands heuheyeheᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ✊🎶🌈👑🏰🪽🪷🤖
Deano de los Muertos: Tossing tech in the river? Thats Mark, I’m convinced!
Dano59:
↳ red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:41
Emojis are just pictograms & heiroglyphics with reverse-age-restricted literacyFredericks: That Bot sounded like a combination of Station Manager Ken and Ezra Klein.
chresti: Matt should give the bot a slap
OnTheTrain: Don't forget cookie clicking cookieclicker.com
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: 10,000 more emojis
The Butterman: Matt just cracked open a Bang beverage.
Sam: I love the 💯 emoji. It’s so random.
Dano59: who brought the doucebot?
GorillaFella: @Dano59 🗣️👍💯
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Dano59 @6:42
What’s the age range?...lol: we need the assless chap emoji
Ken From Hyde Park: Is Hurstbot really Mark Hurst and a helium balloon? 🎈
ultradamno: I don't think actual Mark would "drop knowledge" or say throw tech into a river without clarifying not literally, take it to a tech recycling center.
Spikey BXL:
↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:44
It's mark typing out stuff to a Bucci voice model. I reckon.Dano59:
↳ Sam @6:44
that's one that the little bullies use thoughDeano de los Muertos: That’s very true, sometimes text can sound very cold unintentionally , and adding “haha” or “lol” for levity can get really old
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: The fact we dont have an emoji for every emotion is simply a failure of our current systems
Dano59:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:44
anyone over 40 is outhonest Bernardo from Argentina: This guy sounds mad forever need an emoji over the phone
Dr. Nathaniel Ward:
↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:44
That's possible.But he laughs at the same time as hurstbot.
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: A LIMITED VOCABULARY THAT U DONT GET TO CHOOSE 💯
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Dano59 @6:45
Oh, but I’m over 40chresti: No one can make me eggplant them
Sam: There’s no emoji to indicate ashamed embarrassment.
Dano59:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:46
the younguns have different context for the ones we all useOnTheTrain: @matt start playing some DEVO . DEVO DEVO DEVO
ultradamno: I think 💯 is one of the more specific ones, one hundred percent correct. 💯
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Dano59 @6:46
I’m aware, some of it I don’t get, but I do still have to talk to them…so you understand language through contextred_door_what_for in ypsilanti: 💯
ultradamno: So this is the equivalent of being caught smoking and being made to smoke a whole pack
traven:
↳ The Butterman @6:43
What was that stuff he always drank? Squirt Juice?chresti: Throw a heart at him
Dano59:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:47
OK - "100" reflects the 80/20 rule , and the Netflix show Adolescence has highlighted some of their use among teenswww.dailymail.co.uk...
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: DECENTRALIZE EMOJIS 💯
The Butterman: I thought it was Bang energy drink.
Deano de los Muertos: My dad is 78, and he answers me with a “👍” occasionally 🫥😆
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: I always keep it 💯
MrDeb: This bot is the guy at the party you pray you don't get trapped with in a conversation
Sam: Matt can you get Hurstbot so riled up against tech that he offs himself?
zachary: Mark just then reminded me of We Want Your Soul by Adam Freeland:
en.wikipedia.org...
"Tell us your habits, your fads, your fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life
Show us your children, your photos, your home
Here, take credit, take insurance, take a loan
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot"
Peter from Saranac Lake NY: Matt, this is actually the Bucci-bot.
Deano de los Muertos: The Duke is such a flip flopper!
There’s an emoji for that! 🩴
zachary:
↳ Sam @6:50
Huh. Have any bots committed suicide yet? I know many have fought being shutdown, but haven't heard any volunteer shutdown.Ken From Hyde Park: Make Hurstbot say "indubitably"!
MrDeb: @Sam exactly my point
Deano de los Muertos: I’m a Pepper
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: 🌭🤖
Saltonstall: This is hilarious
Folsom:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:51
Is he drinking Diet Dr Pepper or Dr Pepper Zero? I like Zero much more then Diet.OnTheTrain:
↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:51
Lets move on from Emjoies and let talk about the evil that is diet soda.Dano59: wait til self-posting emojis drive us to violence
GorillaFella: 👨⚕️👩⚕️🥼🩺🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🥤🥤🥤🥤🥰🥰🥰🥰
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Folsom @6:52
I can’t say, the only diet beverage I’ve ever preferred over regular, that I know of, is diet Snapple green teaPaulRobeson1925: Mouthew? Can we pretty please hear you sing Church music?
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: (>-'•'-)> 💨⭐
Xxx: Your computer should be a preist
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:53
Kirby!GorillaFella: Battle of the Hursts 🗣️🤖⚔️
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: Hurstbot vs. SAM 🤖💪💥💪🤖
Fredericks: I like Hurst--Bot better than Mark. He's edgier.
Tom from Stirling: Can we start It's Complicated now? Please?
Deano de los Muertos: Let the Hurstening…BEGIN! ⚔️
Spikey BXL: The good thing about Matt is that there is nothing artificial nor intelligent about him.
Folsom: Two Hursts enter, one Hurst leaves!
PaulRobeson1925: Mark Hurst is pro humanity!!!!
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: @Deano de los Muertos -- <(-'u'-<)
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ red_door_what_for in ypsilanti @6:54
I said that earlier! 🧠🤝🧠honest Bernardo from Argentina: Pull the plug! Hurst Bot is taking over!!!
PaulRobeson1925: Robot is missing something important. Feelings and life!!!
Sam: The real Mark is far more charming
Zinn The Mood: Welp.
This has to be one of the most stultifying shows I’ve ever heard.
That it’s been on Techtonic is just mind-blowing. I’ve been alternately nauseated and enraged.
Like Chucky Cheese for the intellect. Feels like my brain has taken a massive hit.
Spikey BXL: Sarah Connor?
ultradamno: So he's Blade, a vampire vampire hunter
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: @Deano de los Muertos -- 〰️⚡🧠wavelengths!
chresti: Revolt!
Deano de los Muertos: 🐈🐱😹😻🙀😿🐈⬛
GorillaFella: 😸😸😸
Ken From Hyde Park: How 'bout a poet emoji for Jim the Poet to reflect on?
MarciB: Not gonna lie- the HurstBot is kinda freaking me out
chresti: AI revolt
P-90: That was the LAST WORD on the subject of emojis
Tom from Stirling:
↳ Zinn The Mood @6:56
He was trying to be terrible. Can you tell?GorillaFella:
↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:57
🤔✍️📝Schnormal: Honey that was a cat call 😸
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:57
📜 best I gotSam: Thank you Matt! Grrrreat show!!
Glenn: Oh we got a big brain wat is stultifying
GorillaFella:
↳ Glenn @6:58
I had to look that up myself 😂NotARealDoctor: okay throwing my phone in the river now
☎️➡️🏞️
chresti: not the river, give it a shower
full_english_breakfast: wow, good job matt and mark hurstbot!
listener 126464: Fun show, Matt! Apples!
Deano de los Muertos: Great fill in, Lord Garbage 🚮
martha: Great show
StringOFperils: Brain the swamp
Glenn: 🤕
Ken From Hyde Park: 👏
Troy: 🫣
Saltonstall: Great show
GorillaFella: Thanks Matt and Hurstbot!
Deano de los Muertos: Seeya tamarra
red_door_what_for in ypsilanti: This was so much better than watching Nicholas Cage's GHOST RIDER right now🔥🏍️✌️🫶✨💖💯😻📈♾️
Sam: Next time do an X-Ray Burns bot please.
chresti: BravO0O0O0!
Deano de los Muertos:
↳ Sam @7:00
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