This week, Coté and Matt define three sales model for doing developer-led sales. Also, we know that clown fish are optional, but do rocks need to exist?

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Mood Board:

• How many of you watch streaming?
• hotdogheadexplosion37 - “I’m your host, exploding hotdog.”
• hotdogheadexplosion37 solves agile financing problems.
• I’m your host, ExplodingHotDogMan
• What if rocks didn’t exist?
• I didn’t take “Philosophy of Rocks 101 in college, but I did take hydrobiology 379.”
• This is what happens when Brandon’s not here
• Legal week
• B to D sales
• The Janitorial Sales Model - vendor creates mess, drives uncontrolled/ungoverned/decentralized viral spread.
• The Mary Poppins Model
• Graffiti Proof Paint Model

Rundown

• Rocks.
• The End of Daylight Saving Time?
• Dell Striving To ‘Embrace Developers In A Big Way’: Michael Dell

Relevant to your Interests

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• Birdeye Raises $60M Series C Funding Led by Accel-KKR to Help Local Businesses Grow
• Commercial satellites test the rules of war in Russia-Ukraine conflict
• Google Cloud and VMware expand partnership with focus on cloud migrations
• The Conversation: Twitter Trends 2022
• Google's domain name registrar is out of beta after seven years
• Amazon just introduced a bizarre metaverse-like game to train people how to use AWS
• The first RISC-V portable computer is now available
• Launching Valid Capital
• Veracode Announces Significant Growth Investment From TA Associates | Veracode
• Canonical bullish on OpenStack
• Facebook’s Parent Company Will Make Employees Do Their Own Laundry
• The next big SaaS player will be the company that solves enterprise billing
• The long-term strategy behind IBM's Red Hat purchase
• HashiCorp beats expectations in first quarterly earnings report since going public
• Oracle's cloud business seen as 'the driver,' of Q3 results

Nonsense

• Facebook Libra: the inside story of how the company’s cryptocurrency dream died
• Winamp joins LimeWire in the emerging "legacy software comes back from the dead to do NFTs" trope
• One of the greatest videos in all of sports
• The time Vladimir Putin stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring

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Recommendations

• Coté: Amazon Fresh store in London
• Matt: The Kubernetes Podcast 170: The Kubernetes Documentary