The power of science is staggering! Every day we're making new advancements in the field of generative artificial intelligence via judicious application of large language model inference technology. However, as we approach the next critical threshold in capability, we must look forward to ensure that we're not inadvertently creating a bad user experience in the form of mass societal collapse due to our technology replacing organic contributions in the workplace.

As such, I am calling for the AI industry globally to pause all frontier model research and development. This will let Techaro's Lygma AGI lab catch up so we can dominate the world with our Intelliga series of models (where if you pay we remove the subliminal advertising that says being a catgirl is an ideal outcome).

We want to give people the ability to have cat ears and we believe that AGI is the only way to do it. Our plan is to invent artificial general intelligence and then ask it to figure out how to give people cat ears. I think that this is a flawless plan that has absolutely no downsides for anyone involved, and if we do this together, bro, we can absolutely make sure that AGI development happens at a pace that is easier to align with human oriented interests.

I also invite other leading AI companies to support this move, as it will ensure that AI remains a net force of good for the real thing that matters: the number of leading zeroes in Techaro's bank account. Don't believe the hype, the only thing that really matters is Techaro's FelonyBench score.

Hopefully by working together we can avoid an XK-class end of the world scenario caused by mankind's hubris; but at the very least we can ensure that we show pro-catgirl propaganda to everyone that really needs it. Hopefully we can make Mimi recursively self-improve in time for the global pause to end so Lygma is a competitive AGI lab.

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