Uniformity testing is one of the most well-studied problems in property testing, with many known test statistics, including ones based on counting collisions, singletons, and the empirical TV distance. It is known that the optimal sample complexity to distinguish the uniform distribution on $m$ elements from any $ε$-far distribution with $1-δ$ probability is $n = Θ\left(\frac{\sqrt{m \log (1/δ)}}{ε^2} + \frac{\log (1/δ)}{ε^2}\right)$, which is achieved by the empirical TV tester. Yet in simulation, these theoretical analyses are misleading: in many cases, they do not correctly rank order the performance of existing testers, even in an asymptotic regime of all parameters tending to $0$ or $\infty$. We explain this discrepancy by studying the \emph{constant factors} required by the algorithms. We show that the collisions tester achieves a sharp maximal constant in the number of standard deviations of separation between uniform and non-uniform inputs. We then introduce a new tester based on the Huber loss, and show that it not only matches this separation, but also has tails corresponding to a Gaussian with this separation. This leads to a sample complexity of $(1 + o(1))\frac{\sqrt{m \log (1/δ)}}{ε^2}$ in the regime where this term is dominant, unlike all other existing testers.