We define a Mendelsohn triple system (MTS) with self-distributive quasigroup multiplication and order coprime with $3$ to be distributive, non-ramified (DNR). We classify, up to isomorphism, all DNR MTS and enumerate isomorphism classes (extending the work of Donovan, Griggs, McCourt, Opršal, and Stanovský). The classification is accomplished via the representation theory of the Eisenstein integers, $\mathbb{Z}[ζ]=\mathbb{Z}[X]/(X^2-X+1)$. Containing the class of DNR MTS is that of MTS with an entropic (linear over an abelian group) quasigroup operation. Partial results on the classification of entropic MTS with order divisible by $3$ are given, and a complete classification is conjectured. We also prove that for any entropic MTS, the qualities of being non-ramified, pure, and self-orthogonal are equivalent. We introduce the varieties $\mathbf{RE}$ and $\mathbf{LE}$ of (resp. right and left) Eisenstein quasigroups, whose respective linear representation theories correspond to the alternative presentation $\mathbb{Z}[X]/(X^2+X+1)$ of the Eisenstein integers.