We present two related conjectures, arising in work on i-matchings in random r-regular bipartite graphs. The conjectures themselves are easily stated and involve only basic properties of convergent power series. One formulation involves Bell's polynomials. The conjectures name was chosen since we earnestly believe only a truly genius mathematician will prove them. We advise others not to try. A further belief is that the proof will arise from some deep properties of partitions.