We characterize when bivariate real analytic functions are "dimension expanding" when applied to a Cartesian product. If $P$ is a bivariate real analytic function that is not locally of the form $P(x,y) = h(a(x) + b(y))$, then whenever $A$ and $B$ are Borel subsets of $\mathbb{R}$ with Hausdorff dimension $0<α<1$, we have that $P(A,B)$ has Hausdorff dimension at least $α+ ε$ for some $ε(α)>0$ that is independent of $P$. The result is sharp, in the sense that no estimate of this form can hold if $P(x,y) = h(a(x) + b(y))$. We also prove a more technical single-scale version of this result, which is an analogue of the Elekes-Rónyai theorem in the setting of the Katz-Tao discretized ring conjecture. As an application, we show that a discretized non-concentrated set cannot have small nonlinear projection under three distinct analytic projection functions, provided that the corresponding 3-web has non-vanishing Blaschke curvature.