We study the problem of learning a single neuron with respect to the $L_2^2$-loss in the presence of adversarial distribution shifts, where the labels can be arbitrary, and the goal is to find a ``best-fit'' function. More precisely, given training samples from a reference distribution $\mathcal{p}_0$, the goal is to approximate the vector $\mathbf{w}^*$ which minimizes the squared loss with respect to the worst-case distribution that is close in $χ^2$-divergence to $\mathcal{p}_{0}$. We design a computationally efficient algorithm that recovers a vector $ \hat{\mathbf{w}}$ satisfying $\mathbb{E}_{\mathcal{p}^*} (σ(\hat{\mathbf{w}} \cdot \mathbf{x}) - y)^2 \leq C \, \mathbb{E}_{\mathcal{p}^*} (σ(\mathbf{w}^* \cdot \mathbf{x}) - y)^2 + ε$, where $C>1$ is a dimension-independent constant and $(\mathbf{w}^*, \mathcal{p}^*)$ is the witness attaining the min-max risk $\min_{\mathbf{w}~:~\|\mathbf{w}\| \leq W} \max_{\mathcal{p}} \mathbb{E}_{(\mathbf{x}, y) \sim \mathcal{p}} (σ(\mathbf{w} \cdot \mathbf{x}) - y)^2 - νχ^2(\mathcal{p}, \mathcal{p}_0)$. Our algorithm follows a primal-dual framework and is designed by directly bounding the risk with respect to the original, nonconvex $L_2^2$ loss. From an optimization standpoint, our work opens new avenues for the design of primal-dual algorithms under structured nonconvexity.