This paper presents OptiRoulette, a stochastic meta-optimizer that selects update rules during training instead of fixing a single optimizer. The method combines warmup optimizer locking, random sampling from an active optimizer pool, compatibility-aware learning-rate scaling during optimizer transitions, and failure-aware pool replacement. OptiRoulette is implemented as a drop-in, "torch.optim.Optimizer-compatible" component and packaged for pip installation. We report completed 10-seed results on five image-classification suites: CIFAR-100, CIFAR-100-C, SVHN, Tiny ImageNet, and Caltech-256. Against a single-optimizer AdamW baseline, OptiRoulette improves mean test accuracy from 0.6734 to 0.7656 on CIFAR-100 (+9.22 percentage points), 0.2904 to 0.3355 on CIFAR-100-C (+4.52), 0.9667 to 0.9756 on SVHN (+0.89), 0.5669 to 0.6642 on Tiny ImageNet (+9.73), and 0.5946 to 0.6920 on Caltech-256 (+9.74). Its main advantage is convergence reliability at higher targets: it reaches CIFAR-100/CIFAR-100-C 0.75, SVHN 0.96, Tiny ImageNet 0.65, and Caltech-256 0.62 validation accuracy in 10/10 runs, while the AdamW baseline reaches none of these targets within budget. On shared targets, OptiRoulette also reduces time-to-target (e.g., Caltech-256 at 0.59: 25.7 vs 77.0 epochs). Paired-seed deltas are positive on all datasets; CIFAR-100-C test ROC-AUC is the only metric not statistically significant in the current 10-seed study.