Due to the variety of its target use cases and the large API surface area to cover, a data lakehouse (DLH) is a natural candidate for a composable data system. Bauplan is a composable DLH built on "spare data parts" and a unified Function-as-a-Service (FaaS) runtime for SQL queries and Python pipelines. While FaaS simplifies both building and using the system, it introduces novel challenges in scheduling and optimization of data workloads. In this work, starting from the programming model of the composable DLH, we characterize the underlying scheduling problem and motivate simulations as an effective tools to iterate on the DLH. We then introduce and release to the community Eudoxia, a deterministic simulator for scheduling data workloads as cloud functions. We show that Eudoxia can simulate a wide range of workloads and enables highly customizable user implementations of scheduling algorithms, providing a cheap mechanism for developers to evaluate different scheduling algorithms against their infrastructure.