Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley Shares Photos From Her “Perfect” Wedding With Zack Carpinello

The 41-year-old noted their guests—including costars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Deena Cortese Buckner—thought they were supporting her new movie Nanny Cam with a special screening. (Noticeably absent were Angelina Pivarnick and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.)

"If they couldn't make it, they would be happy. On top of it, not only would they be happy, they would not s--t talk if they weren't invited," she said, adding that anyone upset they were not included "proved my point." 

"You're in it for the wrong reason," JWoww added. "You're not in it to show love. You're not in it for the most beautiful part of my life, which is getting married to the person I could not love more, while my children are by my side. You're in it for the f--king drama and it's a f--king joke."

And to her critics, here is her advice: "Change your attitude. Change the way you are. Show up for people when they need you the most and maybe they will invite you to the things that mean the most to them."

"You don't give a f--k about me," the mom to kids Meilani, 11, and Greyson, 10 (with ex Roger Mathews) argued. "You don't call me. You don't say anything to me. I have 100 texts out to people that they don't f--king respond to me, like, let's be so f--king for real."

She ended with a brief message to round out her rant.

"I'm going home to my husband," she concluded, "and you b--ches no t can go stay home and be miserable by yourself."

As JWoww and Zach embrace their new chapter as newlyweds, keep reading for a look back at their gym, tan, love story.