Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“People won’t view him as favorably after this,” one viewer said. “This is way worse than all those pictures that came out showing him smoking crack with prostitutes.” READ MORE

Witnesses confirmed the meeting became increasingly uncomfortable as management continued listing workplace issues that were all caused by Phil. READ MORE

“Listen, we all make mistakes when we’re young,” Platner told reporters while rolling up his sleeve to reveal a fresh portrait of Stalin. READ MORE

“Wow, Dad, you really shouldn’t have,” Don Jr. reportedly said. “Very generous, though. Thanks.” READ MORE