“Titanique,” a show that turns tragedy into family fun, is playing on Broadway.
“Stitchique,” a once-fun show about a baseball ’capper whose “piques” now seem to find every iceberg, plays on.
Life jackets, please.
The Cardinals’ Kyle Leahy has allowed two runs over his last 16 ¹/₃ innings.
Chris Paddack, signed by the Reds after surrendering 16 runs in 16 innings wearing Marlins colors, starts for Cincinnati.
$50 on the Cards.
Zzzzz … The official attendance at Comerica Park was 25,687.
The 687 fans left had to be nudged from their afternoon siestas and informed by stadium personnel that the game ended.
The catnapping Tigers lost to the Guardians 3-1.
Joey Cantillo scattered three hits over 5 ²/₃ innings.
Patrick Bailey homered.
Star of the game: Detroit’s Matt Vierling (0-for-4, 3 K’s).
The Dow Jones was up 0.55 percent. The Stitch-daq stock is down 67 percent after dropping our seventh game in a row.
Still up +199 woodyfrymans.
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
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